1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices.
2. Hey folks, we're going to play a little game of geography trivia. If you can recognize where we are, tell your flight attendant and receive an extra pack of peanuts.
3. Our loss of altitude allows a unique close up perspective of the local terrain. I assure you that it's all part of our airline's new commitment to make your a flight a sight seeing extravaganza.
4. Goose! Bogey at 2 o'clock....one on our tail!!!! Eject!!!! Eject!!!!!!!
5. Ummmmmm....Sorry......(silence)
6. (As the plane turns around right after takeoff)....uhhhhh....we have to go back ....we ..we ....uhhhhhh ....forgot something.....
7. I'm sure everyone noticed the loss of an engine, however the reduction in weight and drag will mean we'll be flying much more efficiently now.
8. Fasten your seat belt. (same tone your friend with the suicidal driving tendencies uses when you get in the car).
9. This is your Captain speaking....these stupid planes are a lot different than the ships I'm used to.. so you'll have to give me some leeway...
10. It would be a good idea if right now everyone closed their shades and watched the in-flight movie.
11. We've now reached our cruising altitude of 20,000 feet and ... Oh noooooooo!!!!!..
12. Don't worry! That one is always on E...
13. Get the parachutes ready...
14. Drinks are on me...
15. I'll have what the Captain's having...
16. Hey capt'n take another hit man...
Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Nya?
Feline Physics Laws
- Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
- Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
- Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
- Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.
- Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
- Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.
- Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.
- Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.
- Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.
- Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.
- Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.
- Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.
- First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
- Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
- Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
- Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.
- Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.
- Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
- Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
- Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.
- Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
- Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.
- Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.
- Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
- Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
- Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
- Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
- Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
- Law of Cat Magnetism
All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
- Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.
- Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
- Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.
- Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.
- Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.
- Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.
- Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.
- Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.
- Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.
- First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
- Second Law of Energy Conservation
Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
- Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
- Law of Electric Blanket Attraction
Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.
- Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.
- Law of Bag/Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
- Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
- Law of Milk Consumption
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.
- Law of Furniture Replacement
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
- Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.
- Law of Fluid Displacement
A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.
- Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
- Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
- Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Learish Humour
Basically, I don’t want to spend my whole computer time playing games…so I shall random and blog about my uber-long seminar.
Quite obviously, I’m a lazy pig. So lots of these is ripped from Ji’s blog.
ZZT. I woke up at 7.40 a.m. when I was supposed to reach NYGH at 7.55 a.m. (Bro has chess match at Jurong. Don’t ask.). So somehow I ate breakfast in 5 minutes, and made it there. At 8. Maybe we would have been there at 7.55 if I didn’t have breakfast…
then we stood around waiting for the rest to come. Of course, there were quite a lotta nushers there alrdy. Like gab. And William. He reach there 7.20...and was waiting for Ian who didn’t reach there until…dunno. Just much later.
And then we went in and stoned there. So Ji and Nikki were suanning me for not getting to sit beside Ian.
Ji: I think I’m going to get a slap later
Nikki: I might be hit on the head…
Until I sat behind them.
Ji: This gives me a really bad feeling.
Me: That was exactly the reaction I was hoping for
Watching some drama excerpt thing.
How can Ji taste gay auras? Although if she can I want to be the MC’s new gay friend.
I SWEAR the dangly things were the microphones. Where the speakers are I have no idea. They CANT project their voice THAT well.
Break (Old habits don't die. Even if there's almost nothing to apply them to)
I was hanging around, doing nothing much. (And passing some undrinkable tea that Ian passed me to Ji. I’m pro right.)
Looking back if I didn’t do that me & William could have went for the Class 9. Screw it.
Ovidia Yu is like so enthu about everything. Until we had to leave late. Darn. Serial killers are fun to write about. Sadly…there was lotta abuse of teddy bears today…
Lunch.
That was RANDOM…Gabriel had this despo friend, and we tried to get Nikki to break his heart/bitch-slap him,I mean the despo friend, not Gabriel. But then, the despo friend had a change of heart (NOOO)…and suddenly became shy so we couldn't
After that was a boring session of presentation by students…but I was quite intrigued by the presentation about evil psychopaths in a movie.
I mean…a personal interest.
Apparently hwa chong guys have to make movies.
THEY GOT THEIR OWN PRODUCTION NAME FOR FUN LOL.
yeah basically nothing else to talk about that except for the GAY MC.
who was incidentally the same mc from before if im not wrong.
lol.
he TRIED to talk about soccer.
then taylor swift
then INDIE MUSIC?!
Of COURSE THE GAY RI GUYS ARE THE BEST
they were doing drama presentations,
cross dressing parodies to be exact.
I totally LOVED the first one.
Basically, it was a parody of the story of Oedipus.
One of the three fates was a RGS girl, another was a bimbo, and the last was one of those rapperish people.
First, they made the prophecy a "joke"
and that Oedipus was a retard and that he just went on a fulfilled it
because well, it WAS from the heavens.
then he realised it was all a "joke"
and then stabbed himself in both eyes with a... microphone.
damn funny.
WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE???
IT’S OBVIOUSLY 42!!!
READ HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY DAMMIT.
The next one was, MACTELETUBBIES.
Instead of Macbeth.
So Macbeth is like the CEO of NTUC…and teletubbies are invading.
In the end, Lala becomes the CEO of NTUC after killing Macbeth.
OK. No they didn’t kill him. They were…hugging him…
Finally was the parody of…king Lear.
Gonerill was a bitchy girl…Regan was a guy, and Cornelia was a…Pokémon addict...
LIKE OMG.
Then test of love was STUPID...
REGAN AND GONERILL DANCED TO NOBODY…To show their love…And cornellia was playing her DS. And the King STILL LIKES Cornelia better. Like OMFG. xD
SUPPOSEDLY, Lear gives Britain to Gonerill and Regan cos he wants them to kill each other off...(He isn’t that smart. Serious)
In the midst of killing each other off with light sabers, (with the help of cronies holding rubber swords) they realised that they'd just kill each other, and decided to cooperate and kill Lear off.
So they got Lear to comeback by sending the message that they'd killed each other. (I told you he was THAT dumb). So then, first they killed Cornelia…and then Gonerill mixed poison inside Regan’s cup of tea...
So then Regan was like, HOW COULD YOU! and then stabbed Gonerill in the back. Then Gonerill screamed, YOU BACKSTABBER! and died too!
Then Lear was like, HAH I’m alive! and then stood up. Unfortunately for thedear dumb guy, a swordsman was holding a sword against him…so his neck hit the sword and he died.
So then Kent comes back into the scene and is like, what did I miss?
CROSS-DRESSING OWNS
Quite obviously, I’m a lazy pig. So lots of these is ripped from Ji’s blog.
ZZT. I woke up at 7.40 a.m. when I was supposed to reach NYGH at 7.55 a.m. (Bro has chess match at Jurong. Don’t ask.). So somehow I ate breakfast in 5 minutes, and made it there. At 8. Maybe we would have been there at 7.55 if I didn’t have breakfast…
then we stood around waiting for the rest to come. Of course, there were quite a lotta nushers there alrdy. Like gab. And William. He reach there 7.20...and was waiting for Ian who didn’t reach there until…dunno. Just much later.
And then we went in and stoned there. So Ji and Nikki were suanning me for not getting to sit beside Ian.
Ji: I think I’m going to get a slap later
Nikki: I might be hit on the head…
Until I sat behind them.
Ji: This gives me a really bad feeling.
Me: That was exactly the reaction I was hoping for
Watching some drama excerpt thing.
How can Ji taste gay auras? Although if she can I want to be the MC’s new gay friend.
I SWEAR the dangly things were the microphones. Where the speakers are I have no idea. They CANT project their voice THAT well.
Break (Old habits don't die. Even if there's almost nothing to apply them to)
I was hanging around, doing nothing much. (And passing some undrinkable tea that Ian passed me to Ji. I’m pro right.)
Looking back if I didn’t do that me & William could have went for the Class 9. Screw it.
Ovidia Yu is like so enthu about everything. Until we had to leave late. Darn. Serial killers are fun to write about. Sadly…there was lotta abuse of teddy bears today…
Lunch.
That was RANDOM…Gabriel had this despo friend, and we tried to get Nikki to break his heart/bitch-slap him,I mean the despo friend, not Gabriel. But then, the despo friend had a change of heart (NOOO)…and suddenly became shy so we couldn't
After that was a boring session of presentation by students…but I was quite intrigued by the presentation about evil psychopaths in a movie.
I mean…a personal interest.
Apparently hwa chong guys have to make movies.
THEY GOT THEIR OWN PRODUCTION NAME FOR FUN LOL.
yeah basically nothing else to talk about that except for the GAY MC.
who was incidentally the same mc from before if im not wrong.
lol.
he TRIED to talk about soccer.
then taylor swift
then INDIE MUSIC?!
Of COURSE THE GAY RI GUYS ARE THE BEST
they were doing drama presentations,
cross dressing parodies to be exact.
I totally LOVED the first one.
Basically, it was a parody of the story of Oedipus.
One of the three fates was a RGS girl, another was a bimbo, and the last was one of those rapperish people.
First, they made the prophecy a "joke"
and that Oedipus was a retard and that he just went on a fulfilled it
because well, it WAS from the heavens.
then he realised it was all a "joke"
and then stabbed himself in both eyes with a... microphone.
damn funny.
WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE???
IT’S OBVIOUSLY 42!!!
READ HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY DAMMIT.
The next one was, MACTELETUBBIES.
Instead of Macbeth.
So Macbeth is like the CEO of NTUC…and teletubbies are invading.
In the end, Lala becomes the CEO of NTUC after killing Macbeth.
OK. No they didn’t kill him. They were…hugging him…
Finally was the parody of…king Lear.
Gonerill was a bitchy girl…Regan was a guy, and Cornelia was a…Pokémon addict...
LIKE OMG.
Then test of love was STUPID...
REGAN AND GONERILL DANCED TO NOBODY…To show their love…And cornellia was playing her DS. And the King STILL LIKES Cornelia better. Like OMFG. xD
SUPPOSEDLY, Lear gives Britain to Gonerill and Regan cos he wants them to kill each other off...(He isn’t that smart. Serious)
In the midst of killing each other off with light sabers, (with the help of cronies holding rubber swords) they realised that they'd just kill each other, and decided to cooperate and kill Lear off.
So they got Lear to comeback by sending the message that they'd killed each other. (I told you he was THAT dumb). So then, first they killed Cornelia…and then Gonerill mixed poison inside Regan’s cup of tea...
So then Regan was like, HOW COULD YOU! and then stabbed Gonerill in the back. Then Gonerill screamed, YOU BACKSTABBER! and died too!
Then Lear was like, HAH I’m alive! and then stood up. Unfortunately for the
So then Kent comes back into the scene and is like, what did I miss?
CROSS-DRESSING OWNS
Pigs are falling on my face
Nothing better to say at the start today. Except that this…will probably be a longer post. As soon as I finish my Catan game.
OK. Some guy is…AFK-ing. Dumb ****.
And now he tries to connect again. Genius.
Now the guy is trading a resource… for the exact same thing.
Nevermind. Better not to bore everyone with my game.
Mentoring
Wait. This didn’t exist because of…over-long Assembly. Still…
Jit bought a pig for Candice! OMGZZZ. $21.95 WTF?!
English
Summary was…not so bad. I freaking hope I get 20+.
I was like…using my laptop after I finished. XD. Wonder why no one like noticed…
Oh yea. Every one else was reading or napping.
History
I try to imagine Mr. Lim stuffing himself in to a Vietnam trench.
And fail. ROFLAMOWTIME.
Actually that Vietnam war wasn’t their fault…is that dumb Nixon send his soldiers there, and they were so noob they got pwned by the VietCong so badly.
Of course, the notes were boring. I really don’t see the need for history teachers. They could just give us the notes, we memorize them and we take the tests. No teacher appears in this equation.
Unless, of course, you want Mr. Lim and his comic relief…
Chinese
Damn this really pisses me. 1 more mark to A+. Other than that I was half asleep through the lesson. Super tired for no good reason.
Jit on the other hand was like talking so animatedly to Candice…
Me: Don’t you already have Ji?
Jit: *shows me two fingers
Since the Shem/Sham guy dusn’t want me to spread rumours…I let you ppl minds to wander…
Math
Maths. Mr Cheong is so of the pro…
(This happened outside mother tongue So I’m like ripping off from Clarice’s blog)
Mr. Cheong: "Eh clarice, I heard you are attached."
Clarice: "huh?! o.o"
Cheong: "Uh with ZE right.. Some people told me you are attached with ZE."
Clarice&ZE -stares at cheong-
J.lau(I think): "Oh Jit gave a pig to Candice!"
Mr. Cheong: "O: huh?! Really ah?!"
The guys: "Yeah hahaha jit gave candice a pig."
KM: "He went for lunch at lot one and went actioncity to get her a birthday present."
Cheong: "Oh really?? OK, I must go and see that pig. :D" -enters class and finds Candice and her pig-
-everyone settles down-
Cheong: "not referring to anyone.. -looks at candice, then jit, then ji, then ZE, then clarice- (totally not referring to anyone man) maybe I must give more homework.. I see you all are too free.. but you all are just fourteen.. or maybe you are too stressed and need a way to relax yourselves.. i'm not referring to anyone ah.. -looks again-
Ownagely Imba. But believe me when you could just give us no work. That means no work for you, and even MORE time for me…
Phew. Got A+ for Math. But screw it if I just got that damn last question on Section A right I can get 90%.
Actually, who cares. A+ can liao.
Still, Just a few more weeks of Mr. Cheong and his pigeon hole…why didn’t his students get him a shirt with the arrow pointing downwards?
Break
Me: Why didn’t his students get him a shirt with the arrow pointing downwards?
Nikki: It would be obscene…
Me: Well, no that would just mean we stuff things down his pants instead of down his shirt…wait, that IS obscene…
CCA
So we were like learning about stenography.
Me: What is the purpose of all this stuff?
J.Tan: Apparently once you are familiar enough you can record words with similar pronunciations accurately…like knight and night.
Me: OK, so if this system is based on phonetics…stenography helps telling the difference between those two words how?
J.Tan: *shrugs*
So for the rest of the presentations…I was listening to and downloading songs to me laptop.
NEWSFLASH
Kirby ydy iawn bloneg says:
i told her let me grope her then i will buy a pig
Kirby ydy iawn bloneg says:
then i started bugging her
Kirby ydy iawn bloneg says:
lol
Kirby ydy iawn bloneg says:
in the end she blocked me
I’ll let ur noe what to make of that
OK. Some guy is…AFK-ing. Dumb ****.
And now he tries to connect again. Genius.
Now the guy is trading a resource… for the exact same thing.
Nevermind. Better not to bore everyone with my game.
Mentoring
Wait. This didn’t exist because of…over-long Assembly. Still…
Jit bought a pig for Candice! OMGZZZ. $21.95 WTF?!
English
Summary was…not so bad. I freaking hope I get 20+.
I was like…using my laptop after I finished. XD. Wonder why no one like noticed…
Oh yea. Every one else was reading or napping.
History
I try to imagine Mr. Lim stuffing himself in to a Vietnam trench.
And fail. ROFLAMOWTIME.
Actually that Vietnam war wasn’t their fault…is that dumb Nixon send his soldiers there, and they were so noob they got pwned by the VietCong so badly.
Of course, the notes were boring. I really don’t see the need for history teachers. They could just give us the notes, we memorize them and we take the tests. No teacher appears in this equation.
Unless, of course, you want Mr. Lim and his comic relief…
Chinese
Damn this really pisses me. 1 more mark to A+. Other than that I was half asleep through the lesson. Super tired for no good reason.
Jit on the other hand was like talking so animatedly to Candice…
Me: Don’t you already have Ji?
Jit: *shows me two fingers
Since the Shem/Sham guy dusn’t want me to spread rumours…I let you ppl minds to wander…
Math
Maths. Mr Cheong is so of the pro…
(This happened outside mother tongue So I’m like ripping off from Clarice’s blog)
Mr. Cheong: "Eh clarice, I heard you are attached."
Clarice: "huh?! o.o"
Cheong: "Uh with ZE right.. Some people told me you are attached with ZE."
Clarice&ZE -stares at cheong-
J.lau(I think): "Oh Jit gave a pig to Candice!"
Mr. Cheong: "O: huh?! Really ah?!"
The guys: "Yeah hahaha jit gave candice a pig."
KM: "He went for lunch at lot one and went actioncity to get her a birthday present."
Cheong: "Oh really?? OK, I must go and see that pig. :D" -enters class and finds Candice and her pig-
-everyone settles down-
Cheong: "not referring to anyone.. -looks at candice, then jit, then ji, then ZE, then clarice- (totally not referring to anyone man) maybe I must give more homework.. I see you all are too free.. but you all are just fourteen.. or maybe you are too stressed and need a way to relax yourselves.. i'm not referring to anyone ah.. -looks again-
Ownagely Imba. But believe me when you could just give us no work. That means no work for you, and even MORE time for me…
Phew. Got A+ for Math. But screw it if I just got that damn last question on Section A right I can get 90%.
Actually, who cares. A+ can liao.
Still, Just a few more weeks of Mr. Cheong and his pigeon hole…why didn’t his students get him a shirt with the arrow pointing downwards?
Break
Me: Why didn’t his students get him a shirt with the arrow pointing downwards?
Nikki: It would be obscene…
Me: Well, no that would just mean we stuff things down his pants instead of down his shirt…wait, that IS obscene…
CCA
So we were like learning about stenography.
Me: What is the purpose of all this stuff?
J.Tan: Apparently once you are familiar enough you can record words with similar pronunciations accurately…like knight and night.
Me: OK, so if this system is based on phonetics…stenography helps telling the difference between those two words how?
J.Tan: *shrugs*
So for the rest of the presentations…I was listening to and downloading songs to me laptop.
NEWSFLASH
Kirby ydy iawn bloneg says:
i told her let me grope her then i will buy a pig
Kirby ydy iawn bloneg says:
then i started bugging her
Kirby ydy iawn bloneg says:
lol
Kirby ydy iawn bloneg says:
in the end she blocked me
I’ll let ur noe what to make of that
Thursday, August 27, 2009
I am an insectivore!
Ok so because Candice is being annoying and bugging me to post even though there is like not much to post about today…I think I’m trying to. It looks like it.
Break
I still can’t understand at all why they placed this period first thing in the morning. Makes no sense. Better to just put English first…then we have a 4-hour break…
One can daydream. But you see, when I presented the insect bonanza meal, Ji was like cringing against…I forgot who. I was too busy thinking about eating tarantulas. Or bringing mealworm cookies to school one day.
Anyway. Ms Lam liked it. WOOT. Better than the Comprehension + summary. How Edith get so high WTF.
Break
Total random stuff. Laptop games, and some cards. Oh, and Catan. Sooraj so noob go quit 1st game. Then 2nd game he owned like shit. At least I won it. XD. Everyone was like VS Sooraj.
So there. Now time to try and down load a huge number of songs in…a day to my laptop. XD.
Break
I still can’t understand at all why they placed this period first thing in the morning. Makes no sense. Better to just put English first…then we have a 4-hour break…
One can daydream. But you see, when I presented the insect bonanza meal, Ji was like cringing against…I forgot who. I was too busy thinking about eating tarantulas. Or bringing mealworm cookies to school one day.
Anyway. Ms Lam liked it. WOOT. Better than the Comprehension + summary. How Edith get so high WTF.
Break
Total random stuff. Laptop games, and some cards. Oh, and Catan. Sooraj so noob go quit 1st game. Then 2nd game he owned like shit. At least I won it. XD. Everyone was like VS Sooraj.
So there. Now time to try and down load a huge number of songs in…a day to my laptop. XD.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
I can’t wait for tomorrow. But now I’m torn between playing cards and wanting to use my laptop. I guess technology can wait. After all…there’s not much time left to play cards as classmates. / ?
ACE
Was boring. Even though I update my blog almost everyday and all. And everyone knows how responsible I am for my blogging. Or how openly I display every single piece of personal information I can ever find about myself on each unfilled space on my blog.
Time to now go to that Xiaxue’s blog. See whether there are some English swear words I haven’t learnt.
Break
Stayed in the class and…I dunno what I did. I think I played with sticks. As in…stickmen. XD. Fortunately I didn’t play cards. Otherwise play until…late then get owned by Mr. Cheong.
Math
This was either boring, or totally confusing. So there. At least there’s an assignment to do.
Dammit. And I realize I can’t do the very first part of the very first question. Screw him go tacke 2 hrs. I was like half-asleep for the remaining hour but NO I just COULDN”T GO TO SLEEP.
Chinese
Chinese was so damn funny. Ms. Mak laughed till she cried…
The passage was like saying a crash came from the kitchen, and the author saw the grandfather picking up pieces of a broken bowl. Then the dumb guy was arguing because the question was asking what had happened. His answer?
“Grandpa broke a bowl.”
So Ms. Mak was in…tears for almost half the lesson. Probably because she was visualizing a person wiping his butt on the toilet bowl and if the question was like why was he using the toilet paper for?
“He had just did his business and was wiping his butt.”
Oh well. Chinese deserves a break now and then.
ACE
Was boring. Even though I update my blog almost everyday and all. And everyone knows how responsible I am for my blogging. Or how openly I display every single piece of personal information I can ever find about myself on each unfilled space on my blog.
Time to now go to that Xiaxue’s blog. See whether there are some English swear words I haven’t learnt.
Break
Stayed in the class and…I dunno what I did. I think I played with sticks. As in…stickmen. XD. Fortunately I didn’t play cards. Otherwise play until…late then get owned by Mr. Cheong.
Math
This was either boring, or totally confusing. So there. At least there’s an assignment to do.
Dammit. And I realize I can’t do the very first part of the very first question. Screw him go tacke 2 hrs. I was like half-asleep for the remaining hour but NO I just COULDN”T GO TO SLEEP.
Chinese
Chinese was so damn funny. Ms. Mak laughed till she cried…
The passage was like saying a crash came from the kitchen, and the author saw the grandfather picking up pieces of a broken bowl. Then the dumb guy was arguing because the question was asking what had happened. His answer?
“Grandpa broke a bowl.”
So Ms. Mak was in…tears for almost half the lesson. Probably because she was visualizing a person wiping his butt on the toilet bowl and if the question was like why was he using the toilet paper for?
“He had just did his business and was wiping his butt.”
Oh well. Chinese deserves a break now and then.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Lemons take over the world
LOL so basically I’m like watching the National Science Challenge on TV now (Yea I got this feeling it’s propaganda by NUS High to show how pro we are…at the field we’re supposed to excel in.) Basically the advert for the NSC was so…great that it totally revealed that NUS High beat the other schools hands down. Double-digit score VS single-digit scores??? WTF. So. Watching this is like, a technicality.
Hmm. For some reason they placed Ms. Li Lina RIGHT BEHIND the host. So every single time they cut to the host we can see her. LOL.
So they’ve just finished the presentation round. Basically the only one I could understand was by NY Girls’. And ZZT the judges are like trying to be funny. Each judge supports a separate team.
OK. Turns out NY Girls’ won the presentation round. Shows how good my judgment is. Still, NUS High in the lead…
Woo 5 seconds to answer to judges’ questions in the third round.
Holy **** NUS High answered the bonus question wrong.They suck
WTnoob NY Girls go buzz so fast then got pwned.
WTH la. NUS High REALLY pwned the others hand down.
ZZT. There are like 2 girls in the NUS High team…and the host said congratulation “guys”…
Well. That was over. Why couldn’t they arrange for NUS High to go head-to-head with RI in this round…
Chemistry
DAMN I LOST 4 MARKS OR SOMETHING IN THE CHEM TEST THAT MEANS NO A+ NOOO
Well. There’s always A. Which is totally fine with me. I’d been a little…more worried if it were Physics because I REALLY need every A+ I can get.
The other assignment was…fun because basically it was the simplest Comprehension I ever did in my whole life. But one of the questions leaves me to emo again about my Silver oxide.
English
Screw you why didn’t you come Ms. Lam? So we wouldn’t have to do some **** comprehension and just present our menu. Which I was SO looking forward to.
Still. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Although, technically lemons can also mean hentai fiction…
So. I was playing cards the whole time while the rest of the guys hax0red my laptop. I better get around to using my laptop more these days. At least I won some money. XD.
Funny. WJ and Mitra were like having a discussion about Ruth while we were playing cards on her table. Then he went to ask for permission or something. I think. Personally, I think she can’t care less.
Break
Screw whoever put so many tables and chairs in the hall make us stay back for so long. F*** them. Must repeat to myself, when life gives you lemons…something is wrong. One can’t have so many lemons.
So I ended up spending most of the break doing the Comprehension (Ms Lam are you trying to be funny put so many paraphrasing questions) and calculating…stuff.
Oh, and finally using my laptop.
Dunno what is Jit Wu’s problem go take so many pictures. Probably trying to show off how huge his phone memory is. Of course, most of them are pictures of the guys gaying each other…
PE
They REALLY should invent the game called “Who gets home the fastest”. Cos soccer is like so tiring and Captain’s ball is like so retarded. Ok, me, repeat after me. (Does that not make sense or does that not make sense?) When life gives you lemons…
Captain’s ball with 206 was so sadistic. We were like going 1-0,2-0,then 3-0 down. And all the girls (or maybe just their outspoken spokesperson Ji Hyun) were supporting 206. Then we were like pushing them back…and finally lost 7-6 when they brought their girls in. Not bad right.
BTW. Everyone found out that Jit was such an ownage defender. In all the games he played he blocked like 10-11 goals. WTF. Sooraj didn’t stand a chance against him. XD. At least I’m around his height.
Oh BTW in that game Jit’s team had so many chances at a goal and they simplay wasted like 75-80% of them WTF. Making Jit and me standing there doing nothing.
Oh and they were like WTF no one coming to block YX when he does long shot. ZZT. At least they finally won 3-2. Which took such a long time.
Hmm. For some reason they placed Ms. Li Lina RIGHT BEHIND the host. So every single time they cut to the host we can see her. LOL.
So they’ve just finished the presentation round. Basically the only one I could understand was by NY Girls’. And ZZT the judges are like trying to be funny. Each judge supports a separate team.
OK. Turns out NY Girls’ won the presentation round. Shows how good my judgment is. Still, NUS High in the lead…
Woo 5 seconds to answer to judges’ questions in the third round.
Holy **** NUS High answered the bonus question wrong.
WTnoob NY Girls go buzz so fast then got pwned.
WTH la. NUS High REALLY pwned the others hand down.
ZZT. There are like 2 girls in the NUS High team…and the host said congratulation “guys”…
Well. That was over. Why couldn’t they arrange for NUS High to go head-to-head with RI in this round…
Chemistry
DAMN I LOST 4 MARKS OR SOMETHING IN THE CHEM TEST THAT MEANS NO A+ NOOO
Well. There’s always A. Which is totally fine with me. I’d been a little…more worried if it were Physics because I REALLY need every A+ I can get.
The other assignment was…fun because basically it was the simplest Comprehension I ever did in my whole life. But one of the questions leaves me to emo again about my Silver oxide.
English
Screw you why didn’t you come Ms. Lam? So we wouldn’t have to do some **** comprehension and just present our menu. Which I was SO looking forward to.
Still. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Although, technically lemons can also mean hentai fiction…
So. I was playing cards the whole time while the rest of the guys hax0red my laptop. I better get around to using my laptop more these days. At least I won some money. XD.
Funny. WJ and Mitra were like having a discussion about Ruth while we were playing cards on her table. Then he went to ask for permission or something. I think. Personally, I think she can’t care less.
Break
Screw whoever put so many tables and chairs in the hall make us stay back for so long. F*** them. Must repeat to myself, when life gives you lemons…something is wrong. One can’t have so many lemons.
So I ended up spending most of the break doing the Comprehension (Ms Lam are you trying to be funny put so many paraphrasing questions) and calculating…stuff.
Oh, and finally using my laptop.
Dunno what is Jit Wu’s problem go take so many pictures. Probably trying to show off how huge his phone memory is. Of course, most of them are pictures of the guys gaying each other…
PE
They REALLY should invent the game called “Who gets home the fastest”. Cos soccer is like so tiring and Captain’s ball is like so retarded. Ok, me, repeat after me. (Does that not make sense or does that not make sense?) When life gives you lemons…
Captain’s ball with 206 was so sadistic. We were like going 1-0,2-0,then 3-0 down. And all the girls (or maybe just their outspoken spokesperson Ji Hyun) were supporting 206. Then we were like pushing them back…and finally lost 7-6 when they brought their girls in. Not bad right.
BTW. Everyone found out that Jit was such an ownage defender. In all the games he played he blocked like 10-11 goals. WTF. Sooraj didn’t stand a chance against him. XD. At least I’m around his height.
Oh BTW in that game Jit’s team had so many chances at a goal and they simplay wasted like 75-80% of them WTF. Making Jit and me standing there doing nothing.
Oh and they were like WTF no one coming to block YX when he does long shot. ZZT. At least they finally won 3-2. Which took such a long time.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Potong...something
Zzt. I like using that expression nowadays. Makes so much more sense than lol when you can’t say stuff. Anyway. I think there’s…plenty to blog about.
Mentoring
I have suspicions that Ji Hyun is in fact a…werecat. That is the only explanation for all the cat-like sounds that she was making this morning as the girls were having fun throwing her unused laptop cover around.
Anyway, Mr. Cheong made us do the…drum rolls please…survey that would take 30 minutes. So I had 20 minutes of fun with the laptop while he was out collecting something. Of course, then he courageously volunteered to take the quiz sheets to the GO.
Obviously, by that time he didn’t have time to do anything else useful…
Math
Damn that Joyce Ng. I’m coming from who-knows where to dispose of her MC so I can have back my test paper. Otherwise I’m going to be bored to death by the…Data Analysis. Horrors.
Ok, maybe that was just because Mr. Cheong had become smarter and was dao-ing me all the way. Other than his oh-so-famous-quote:
Mr. Cheong: I’m a married PERSONNEL
Physics
Woo Physics test got an A. Don’t want to think about the fact that Pin Lim got full marks and I am sure she is just going to get an extra 5 bonus marks just for the fun of it because dammit she actually took the 10-mark bonus question for no good reason other than to just put a 7-8 mark distance from any of us. At least.
Well. That was a long sentence. Still. Static electricity was fun. Dunno WTF Candice had to make embellishments to the title. Not like you’re an extraterrestrial or anything. If that were so I’d…keep you in a tank for the rest of your life. I’m sure you can fit in one of my fish tanks.
We were trying so hard to make Ji and Jit demonstrate to us the concept of rubbing. Of course, it was Wen Jun who brought it up and obviously, it was too good NOT to play along with it.
Anyway, I need to make mention of how…a set of notes on NUCLEAR FUSION came into our class before Physics. For that one minute I was hoping it WAS our new Physics notes…until I saw the word chocolate. So disappointing. On the other hand, chocolates that explode in the mouth aren’t bad…
J.LAU U ARSE GO AND SCREW UP MY OWNAGE GAME PROGRESS
Chinese
WOOT Ms. Mak didn’t come. And whatever the relief teacher wanted us done was…already done! XDXDXD.
I have realized that my street fighting skills have decreased. Darn. Solved too many Hapland and Classroom puzzles.
History
Firstly, Mr. Lim was like saying “and my friend carried me all the way”. Then the three of us at the back (me, DJL and KM) were like scratching our heads and figuring out what was the material that the stretcher was made of.
Then, there he was telling us about how much he ate on a trip to Malaysia and me, KM and Daryl were like nodding at each other and going, no wonder…
But then Daryl and KM just had ot wander off and think whatever sick things that can go with Potong. But honestly, potong J.Lau’s **** isn’t a bad idea…
Wait. He doesn’t have one…
Mentoring
I have suspicions that Ji Hyun is in fact a…werecat. That is the only explanation for all the cat-like sounds that she was making this morning as the girls were having fun throwing her unused laptop cover around.
Anyway, Mr. Cheong made us do the…drum rolls please…survey that would take 30 minutes. So I had 20 minutes of fun with the laptop while he was out collecting something. Of course, then he courageously volunteered to take the quiz sheets to the GO.
Obviously, by that time he didn’t have time to do anything else useful…
Math
Damn that Joyce Ng. I’m coming from who-knows where to dispose of her MC so I can have back my test paper. Otherwise I’m going to be bored to death by the…Data Analysis. Horrors.
Ok, maybe that was just because Mr. Cheong had become smarter and was dao-ing me all the way. Other than his oh-so-famous-quote:
Mr. Cheong: I’m a married PERSONNEL
Physics
Woo Physics test got an A. Don’t want to think about the fact that Pin Lim got full marks and I am sure she is just going to get an extra 5 bonus marks just for the fun of it because dammit she actually took the 10-mark bonus question for no good reason other than to just put a 7-8 mark distance from any of us. At least.
Well. That was a long sentence. Still. Static electricity was fun. Dunno WTF Candice had to make embellishments to the title. Not like you’re an extraterrestrial or anything. If that were so I’d…keep you in a tank for the rest of your life. I’m sure you can fit in one of my fish tanks.
We were trying so hard to make Ji and Jit demonstrate to us the concept of rubbing. Of course, it was Wen Jun who brought it up and obviously, it was too good NOT to play along with it.
Anyway, I need to make mention of how…a set of notes on NUCLEAR FUSION came into our class before Physics. For that one minute I was hoping it WAS our new Physics notes…until I saw the word chocolate. So disappointing. On the other hand, chocolates that explode in the mouth aren’t bad…
J.LAU U ARSE GO AND SCREW UP MY OWNAGE GAME PROGRESS
Chinese
WOOT Ms. Mak didn’t come. And whatever the relief teacher wanted us done was…already done! XDXDXD.
I have realized that my street fighting skills have decreased. Darn. Solved too many Hapland and Classroom puzzles.
History
Firstly, Mr. Lim was like saying “and my friend carried me all the way”. Then the three of us at the back (me, DJL and KM) were like scratching our heads and figuring out what was the material that the stretcher was made of.
Then, there he was telling us about how much he ate on a trip to Malaysia and me, KM and Daryl were like nodding at each other and going, no wonder…
But then Daryl and KM just had ot wander off and think whatever sick things that can go with Potong. But honestly, potong J.Lau’s **** isn’t a bad idea…
Wait. He doesn’t have one…
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Short posts rox
Shoot I left this posting until so late. Who cares. I plan to have a REALLY late night too.
Before mentoring
Hopefully I never have to add this section again.
basically WJ told me he...kinda tricked Chen Yue out of 243k+++MH gold. So, like a few minutes later it was just Chen Yue rushing at WJ and giving him a full body-slam. So I was like sitting there thinking he will just get up. Then Daryl said OMG he isn't moving. So I was like "Holy s-"
Well. WJ always says shit isn't holy. NVM then.
Basically I went over then I was like pulling him by one shoulder and I was like, Are you OK? But the little man didn't respond and I was like, Holy crap.
Quite obviously by this time a "small" group had gathered round. Candice was like "get off his bag" but all his joints were like frozen so for one moment I thought he had a concussion or something. (On a sadistic note, that wouldn't have mattered very much to him actually)Fortunately after we finally got the bag off him he came round. then he was like: "What hit my head?"
Damn I should have just told Mr. Cheong on Friday.
Still the change of humanities stuff was uber-ownge. That means I'm staring at about...8 free MCs?
Mentoring
So Mr. Cheong was planning to do some weird survey that can actually take 30 minutes WTF. Fortunately all the prize-giving took up so much time my pants won’t be bored off. Considering the fact that the prize-giving ALREADY has enough power to do that.
English
WOOT I thought we had to present the restaurant crap today but turns out we’re gonna have time to DO it today. As I’ve already finished, I can finally put that laptop of mine to proper use. Playing games. Beat classroom 1 EGOEGOEGO.
History
Finally he decides to do something different…and wastes the whole lesson doing 1 SBQ. WTnoob. Even better, he gives us some screwed up picture that is so…UNCLEAR that we can’t see shit. Then the marks are, like, so unrealistic. ZZT.
Chinese
Test. What else to say.
Oh yea, we were trying to make Zuo Wei do the moves for MJ’s Beat It. Sadly, we failed.
His cold joke…is Ok. Well. We’re still going to force him on Monday.
Math
ZZT thegrenadedgraded worksheets were so simple. Hopefully I got them correct. XD.
Basically Mr. Cheong was…doing lots of crap for the retarded tutorial.
Fortuanetly Edith somehow persuaded him to end the lesson 15 minutes early and so he was stuck with enough time to just do…one? Or Two? Who cares.
Break
WOOT we taught Eric how to play Daidi!!!And I solved two Hapland puzzles!
Ok. Maybe the last part didn’t make sense. But my brother was walking around and he didn’t freaking notice the laptop in front of me was his. XD
Before mentoring
Hopefully I never have to add this section again.
basically WJ told me he...kinda tricked Chen Yue out of 243k+++MH gold. So, like a few minutes later it was just Chen Yue rushing at WJ and giving him a full body-slam. So I was like sitting there thinking he will just get up. Then Daryl said OMG he isn't moving. So I was like "Holy s-"
Well. WJ always says shit isn't holy. NVM then.
Basically I went over then I was like pulling him by one shoulder and I was like, Are you OK? But the little man didn't respond and I was like, Holy crap.
Quite obviously by this time a "small" group had gathered round. Candice was like "get off his bag" but all his joints were like frozen so for one moment I thought he had a concussion or something. (On a sadistic note, that wouldn't have mattered very much to him actually)Fortunately after we finally got the bag off him he came round. then he was like: "What hit my head?"
Damn I should have just told Mr. Cheong on Friday.
Still the change of humanities stuff was uber-ownge. That means I'm staring at about...8 free MCs?
Mentoring
So Mr. Cheong was planning to do some weird survey that can actually take 30 minutes WTF. Fortunately all the prize-giving took up so much time my pants won’t be bored off. Considering the fact that the prize-giving ALREADY has enough power to do that.
English
WOOT I thought we had to present the restaurant crap today but turns out we’re gonna have time to DO it today. As I’ve already finished, I can finally put that laptop of mine to proper use. Playing games. Beat classroom 1 EGOEGOEGO.
History
Finally he decides to do something different…and wastes the whole lesson doing 1 SBQ. WTnoob. Even better, he gives us some screwed up picture that is so…UNCLEAR that we can’t see shit. Then the marks are, like, so unrealistic. ZZT.
Chinese
Test. What else to say.
Oh yea, we were trying to make Zuo Wei do the moves for MJ’s Beat It. Sadly, we failed.
His cold joke…is Ok. Well. We’re still going to force him on Monday.
Math
ZZT the
Basically Mr. Cheong was…doing lots of crap for the retarded tutorial.
Fortuanetly Edith somehow persuaded him to end the lesson 15 minutes early and so he was stuck with enough time to just do…one? Or Two? Who cares.
Break
WOOT we taught Eric how to play Daidi!!!And I solved two Hapland puzzles!
Ok. Maybe the last part didn’t make sense. But my brother was walking around and he didn’t freaking notice the laptop in front of me was his. XD
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Blood and Chocolate
Bleh. The prize presentation was like…so long I wanted to drop off and sleep. That probably explains my mechanical clapping. I thought they were going to like…stretch it out or something.
Wait. If this is “stretched out”…
Math
I had been hoping for one whole hour to thrash out my chocolate piece, but unfortunately the Math lesson on Thursday…gets in the way. Still. I can’t figure out the…Australian penchant for wasting paper. Three certificates for one test. WTF?
Fortunately, no graded assignment. All the more good news when…we found out Mr. Cheong was intending to like, give us REALLY hard questions from the Tutorials. WTFOMGBBQ.
Still. One must see the glass half-empty. I mean half-full.
English
Basically, I managed to fish about half of what we were supposed to do in about 5 minutes. What with Daryl and group lending my laptop and all that. (It’s mine now, OK? MINE!!!)
Whoo before we presented J.Lau’s MouseHunt page was…accidentally revealed. XD.
I did a…pretty good job. Comparatively. Seeing as each of my chocos had a longer description than anyone else.
Break
COMPLETED CLASSROOM II WOOT. With KGB’s help at the hard parts obviously.
During one of the tests…
Random student: MY EYES!
Teacher: SHUT UP!
Random Student: BUT SIR! THEY HURT!
Teacher: GEDDOUT OF THE CLASS RIGHT NOW!
Consequently, mentioned teacher was…sacked. Now if only that had happened to…Mr. Murali. XD. I’m bad that way.
I need to use my own laptop more often instead of playing cards. Makes so much sense right.
Wait. If this is “stretched out”…
Math
I had been hoping for one whole hour to thrash out my chocolate piece, but unfortunately the Math lesson on Thursday…gets in the way. Still. I can’t figure out the…Australian penchant for wasting paper. Three certificates for one test. WTF?
Fortunately, no graded assignment. All the more good news when…we found out Mr. Cheong was intending to like, give us REALLY hard questions from the Tutorials. WTFOMGBBQ.
Still. One must see the glass half-empty. I mean half-full.
English
Basically, I managed to fish about half of what we were supposed to do in about 5 minutes. What with Daryl and group lending my laptop and all that. (It’s mine now, OK? MINE!!!)
Whoo before we presented J.Lau’s MouseHunt page was…accidentally revealed. XD.
I did a…pretty good job. Comparatively. Seeing as each of my chocos had a longer description than anyone else.
Break
COMPLETED CLASSROOM II WOOT. With KGB’s help at the hard parts obviously.
During one of the tests…
Random student: MY EYES!
Teacher: SHUT UP!
Random Student: BUT SIR! THEY HURT!
Teacher: GEDDOUT OF THE CLASS RIGHT NOW!
Consequently, mentioned teacher was…sacked. Now if only that had happened to…Mr. Murali. XD. I’m bad that way.
I need to use my own laptop more often instead of playing cards. Makes so much sense right.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
I want...something
ACE
SCREWED UP CRRP. What is the purpose in talking to us about CYBER-GAMING, for God’s sake?
On another note, sake is a really nice alchoholic drink.
Still…Pong is quite a redeeming feature. Now time to find a way to blast myself to the universe’s edge.
Break
Quite obviously, I GOTTA put whatever the Shem guy said to good use. So…I played a flash game on my laptop. Can’t bother to install WoW on it.
Math
WOOT I’M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD COS I ACTUALLY GOT A OR SOMETHING. For the Math test of course. I thought Cheong said I screwed up one whole question or something?
Anyway, Jit and Ji were alternating between turning on and off the fan…so Mr. Cheong was like, “Hey Jit, this method…old-fashioned already…” and the whole class was like… “Oh…”
Mr. Cheong: “Hopefully I can finish the notes in one lesson, unless Jit does something funny and Yu Han…
*after a pause
Me: What was I supposed to do, exactly?
Of course, for the rest of the lesson, we were…talking about the effect of the fan on studying abilities. Which, according to Jit, is VERY.
Apparently about two girls in front were…confused so Mr. Cheong was crapping a lot on one question and then they thought he had finished…four?
The notes were easy though.
Chinese
Was so dumb. What is the purpose of writing a…dumb story with the words???
At least it’s better than a goddamn test. XD
SCREWED UP CRRP. What is the purpose in talking to us about CYBER-GAMING, for God’s sake?
On another note, sake is a really nice alchoholic drink.
Still…Pong is quite a redeeming feature. Now time to find a way to blast myself to the universe’s edge.
Break
Quite obviously, I GOTTA put whatever the Shem guy said to good use. So…I played a flash game on my laptop. Can’t bother to install WoW on it.
Math
WOOT I’M IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD COS I ACTUALLY GOT A OR SOMETHING. For the Math test of course. I thought Cheong said I screwed up one whole question or something?
Anyway, Jit and Ji were alternating between turning on and off the fan…so Mr. Cheong was like, “Hey Jit, this method…old-fashioned already…” and the whole class was like… “Oh…”
Mr. Cheong: “Hopefully I can finish the notes in one lesson, unless Jit does something funny and Yu Han…
*after a pause
Me: What was I supposed to do, exactly?
Of course, for the rest of the lesson, we were…talking about the effect of the fan on studying abilities. Which, according to Jit, is VERY.
Apparently about two girls in front were…confused so Mr. Cheong was crapping a lot on one question and then they thought he had finished…four?
The notes were easy though.
Chinese
Was so dumb. What is the purpose of writing a…dumb story with the words???
At least it’s better than a goddamn test. XD
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Houses and mouses
I actually fely like doing this today. Cos…I GOT TOO MUCH TIME WOOT!
Pick 9 random friends you feel comfortable around (including yourself for Number 4)
1. J.Lau
2. Jit Wu
3. DJL
4. Me.
5. Sooraj
6. Ji (XD you’ll see why)
7. KM
8. Bryan
9. Mitra
These 9 people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year . There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up.If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be. (so unfortunate)
There are 4 rooms, who would be in each room?
Room 1: You know what? This is going to be such an epicly big room 9 people can actually live with each other comfortably in it. XD
Room 2: Toilet?
Room 3: Music room? With all surround stereo cos I only accept the best?
Room 4: Gaming room. Duh.
If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?
Er…Me? I got this weird habit actually.
If someone was considered the dad and the mum of the house, who would it be?
Jit…and…Ji!!!XDXDXD
If you wanted candy really badly and all 8 in the house had some, who would you take it from?
Ji. So I can punch her in the face or something when she wants it back
If two ppl were caught making out in a closet, who would it be?
DJL and KM have this…special relationship.
If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be?
Er... Myself! :D
There were two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 mins later, they are gone. Who ate it?
Jit. Oh, and SOORAJ! His chip munching ability is unmatched manx
Who would hate being in the house the most?
Ji. No explanation needed.
Someone took spanking brand new pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief?
Why would there be a spanking brand new pair of socks there... HAHA.
Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it?
Me. Cos I'm lazy like that xD
Actually, I’d rather just chuck everything out of the window…
If there were arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing?
EVERYONE!!!!! Whoot let's go riot! :D
Who would be the one missing their bf/gf that wasn't in the house?
Er…Jit!
Oh wait she’s already there!
You walk down the stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in their Leopard Thongs, who is the crazy one?
...
A pillow fight broke through, who started it?
EVERYONE!! WHOOT!!! PILLOWFIGHT!
There's a marathon of your favourite TV show. What is it?
Er…Supernatural. That’s because no one else likes it. XD
Who would be watching it with you?
I…told you no one else would like it!
Ok, except Daryl. I think he watches everything.
Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid?
I seem to remember…there wasn’t a laundry room. Let’s just say it’s the gaming room. It which case it would be…
All the guys playing DOTA. XD
There are pranksters in the house who put plastic on the 2 toilets in the house, who are they?
Yea dun hide KM. And DJL. Better for everyone if you just came quietly
The music's too loud, who turned it up?
ME! Or Jit! Smooth Criminal owns!
There's a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
(a) Who's the first one to scream?
JLAU. Cos he’s the only other girl.
(b) Who's the first one to jump in someone's arms?
Erm…KM!
No, not because of the mouse. He wants to make out with DJL.
(c) Who would be the first one to kill it?
Jit comes stomping in to look for some one to own in DOTA. Then. SQUISH. Oops.
Someone's crying, who is it?
Ji.
And what happened?
She’s in this house. ~dUh~
Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
Me. Because, you see, I painted our house with kerosene and said it was paint. XD
Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?
Ji…of everyone?
Someone's tanning on the roof, who is it?
KM. And Daryl.
No, how many times do I have to say it? Now they’re just making out without clothes.
Who is the tallest in the house?
Me. DUH xD
Who's the shortest in the house?
KM. I think. Or Mitra?
Who is the loudest?
JLAU!
Who is the clown?
J.Lau…is the gay clown…
Who is the most respectful?
What does that mean actually?
Who is the one you go talk to about your problems?
THE MIRROR WHOOT.
Who is the one who always comes up with stupid ideas?
Who came up with the stupid idea to put the nine of us in a house? xD
Who's in bed first?
Jit and Ji KM and DJL. They’ve been waiting all day.
If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans, who would it be?
Me. Just to find out how many pots and pans I can stack on J.Lau before they topple.
Who is always dancing?
Who knows xD
Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them, who is it?
YTF would I get mad at anyone having the same sweater as me.
I don’t like sweaters anyway.
You spilt ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one who slipped on it first?
Me. Duh right? I spill it then accidentally slip la! HAHA.
Done. Whoot. Retarded.
Pick 9 random friends you feel comfortable around (including yourself for Number 4)
1. J.Lau
2. Jit Wu
3. DJL
4. Me.
5. Sooraj
6. Ji (XD you’ll see why)
7. KM
8. Bryan
9. Mitra
These 9 people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year . There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up.If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be. (so unfortunate)
There are 4 rooms, who would be in each room?
Room 1: You know what? This is going to be such an epicly big room 9 people can actually live with each other comfortably in it. XD
Room 2: Toilet?
Room 3: Music room? With all surround stereo cos I only accept the best?
Room 4: Gaming room. Duh.
If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?
Er…Me? I got this weird habit actually.
If someone was considered the dad and the mum of the house, who would it be?
Jit…and…Ji!!!XDXDXD
If you wanted candy really badly and all 8 in the house had some, who would you take it from?
Ji. So I can punch her in the face or something when she wants it back
If two ppl were caught making out in a closet, who would it be?
DJL and KM have this…special relationship.
If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be?
Er... Myself! :D
There were two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 mins later, they are gone. Who ate it?
Jit. Oh, and SOORAJ! His chip munching ability is unmatched manx
Who would hate being in the house the most?
Ji. No explanation needed.
Someone took spanking brand new pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief?
Why would there be a spanking brand new pair of socks there... HAHA.
Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it?
Me. Cos I'm lazy like that xD
Actually, I’d rather just chuck everything out of the window…
If there were arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing?
EVERYONE!!!!! Whoot let's go riot! :D
Who would be the one missing their bf/gf that wasn't in the house?
Er…Jit!
Oh wait she’s already there!
You walk down the stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in their Leopard Thongs, who is the crazy one?
...
A pillow fight broke through, who started it?
EVERYONE!! WHOOT!!! PILLOWFIGHT!
There's a marathon of your favourite TV show. What is it?
Er…Supernatural. That’s because no one else likes it. XD
Who would be watching it with you?
I…told you no one else would like it!
Ok, except Daryl. I think he watches everything.
Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid?
I seem to remember…there wasn’t a laundry room. Let’s just say it’s the gaming room. It which case it would be…
All the guys playing DOTA. XD
There are pranksters in the house who put plastic on the 2 toilets in the house, who are they?
Yea dun hide KM. And DJL. Better for everyone if you just came quietly
The music's too loud, who turned it up?
ME! Or Jit! Smooth Criminal owns!
There's a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
(a) Who's the first one to scream?
JLAU. Cos he’s the only other girl.
(b) Who's the first one to jump in someone's arms?
Erm…KM!
No, not because of the mouse. He wants to make out with DJL.
(c) Who would be the first one to kill it?
Jit comes stomping in to look for some one to own in DOTA. Then. SQUISH. Oops.
Someone's crying, who is it?
Ji.
And what happened?
She’s in this house. ~dUh~
Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
Me. Because, you see, I painted our house with kerosene and said it was paint. XD
Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?
Ji…of everyone?
Someone's tanning on the roof, who is it?
KM. And Daryl.
No, how many times do I have to say it? Now they’re just making out without clothes.
Who is the tallest in the house?
Me. DUH xD
Who's the shortest in the house?
KM. I think. Or Mitra?
Who is the loudest?
JLAU!
Who is the clown?
J.Lau…is the gay clown…
Who is the most respectful?
What does that mean actually?
Who is the one you go talk to about your problems?
THE MIRROR WHOOT.
Who is the one who always comes up with stupid ideas?
Who came up with the stupid idea to put the nine of us in a house? xD
Who's in bed first?
If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans, who would it be?
Me. Just to find out how many pots and pans I can stack on J.Lau before they topple.
Who is always dancing?
Who knows xD
Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them, who is it?
YTF would I get mad at anyone having the same sweater as me.
I don’t like sweaters anyway.
You spilt ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one who slipped on it first?
Me. Duh right? I spill it then accidentally slip la! HAHA.
Done. Whoot. Retarded.
Goodmintoning
So, see, there were two PCs in our computer…then the CPU of the one my brother was using…got screwed. What does my father do?
He buys him a new…LAPTOP. WTF
Life is such a bitch. I guess it’s up to me to un-bitch-ify it. What do I do?
I bring my brother’s laptop to school. Pro rite.
Chemistry
I think…it was like lots a boring stuff. Salts, salts and more salts.
Since when does Simultaneous equation come into Chemistry WTF.
Oh, and my Mousehunt bot actually works…just that the school Internet insists on constantly signing me out. Darn
English
Fortunately don’t have to present the Surgical shit. Again. But apparently now we have to write about…CHOCOLATES???
The tasting was nice apparently.
PE
Badminton is fun. Lobbing is fun-ner. I don’t like drop shots.
AND TO HELL WITH SERVING. I’M GODDAMN PLAYING TENNIS DAMN IT.
Bleah. How come everyone wasn't not distracted by the stoning of Mr. Lim. I think he was counting to a thousand just for fun.
He buys him a new…LAPTOP. WTF
Life is such a bitch. I guess it’s up to me to un-bitch-ify it. What do I do?
I bring my brother’s laptop to school. Pro rite.
Chemistry
I think…it was like lots a boring stuff. Salts, salts and more salts.
Since when does Simultaneous equation come into Chemistry WTF.
Oh, and my Mousehunt bot actually works…just that the school Internet insists on constantly signing me out. Darn
English
Fortunately don’t have to present the Surgical shit. Again. But apparently now we have to write about…CHOCOLATES???
The tasting was nice apparently.
PE
Badminton is fun. Lobbing is fun-ner. I don’t like drop shots.
AND TO HELL WITH SERVING. I’M GODDAMN PLAYING TENNIS DAMN IT.
Bleah. How come everyone wasn't not distracted by the stoning of Mr. Lim. I think he was counting to a thousand just for fun.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Week of Tests of Week
Mentoring
Had a talk to Mr. Cheong…damn apparently he is going to screw me up or something come Wednesday. Because I so smart, go make a mistake NO ONE else made.
Oh, and unlike you, Mr. Cheong, I actually pay attention during class.
Mr. Cheong: Sooraj ah…your late coming record I think is…equal to everyone’s late coming times added together!
Me: You could just move in with me Soo. I’ll charge you a discounted rent of 8k per month…
So we were…uh…staring at the class through the window and laughing like fools. Then Ji Hyun spotted us and started waving like a fool.
Mr. Cheong: Can you stop…touching Ji Hyun? (points through the window)See, she’s so traumatized that…she needs a Nikki to comfort her!
Sooraj: Whaddya mean by “a Nikki”?
Jit Wu: WTF?!(OK he really didn’t say that but that was what he WOULD have said if he had a chance. But his body expression is…pretty obvious)
Me: Yea right…see what she’s doing? (points at Ji waving like a fool)
Moving on to our non-academic stuff…
Jit Wu: Yea Sooraj, you better go for your CCA!
Me: Yea Soo!
Mr. Cheong: Huh? He doesn’t go for CCA?
Soo: I do, like if I go for Friday, I don’t go for Monday…
Me: Yea? I never freaking see you going on Friday..
Mr. Cheong: See, if you are committed to your CCA…you should go for both days!
Jit Wu: Yea Sooraj! Better go ah!
Math
This Mr. Cheong, dunno whether he is…encouraging a relationship between Jit and Ji(doesn’t matter who I state first. Apparently, one is the other)
Ji:*answering something Mr. Cheong asked*
Mr. Cheong: Ji, you answering for Jit? Have you taken your relationship to a…higher level?
Class: Whoo!
Mr. Cheong: Actually if Jit had answered…I would have said he was answering for Ji….
Bleah I never imagined there could be MORE theorems for circles…
Physics
Today’s test was…OK?
Well, for some reason everyone was…emo-ing for 10-15 minutes…
Today’s lesson on the other hand…was…a little wrong…
Sorry, it was VERY wrong.
Ms. LI: I need a strong guy…
Class: Go Jit!
Jit: *Gesturing furiously*
Ms. LI: Now I need you to rub this stick up and down…hard and fast.
*Class erupts into laughter*
Ms. Li: Is it hot now?
Jit: Yea…
Ms. Li: *tries to move the other stick* Oh no! Failed! I need another strong guy!
Class: Go Sooraj!
Ms. Li: OK, you have to rub harder, and faster…*takes out a thin, black stick*
KM: That’s J.Lau’s
So basically, she failed a few more times before…
KM: Oh! J.Lau’s dropped!
Then all the horny guys were talking about horny stuff for the rest of the lesson.
Chinese
We were doing…stuff that was totally meaningless…
Eh since when did we get only 15 minutes to write up some complicated essay? Screw Chinese. Or 英文 for that matter. Fortunately the essay we are supposed do to…can copy XD
History
Whoot.
No change of schedule. Who cares.
Had a talk to Mr. Cheong…damn apparently he is going to screw me up or something come Wednesday. Because I so smart, go make a mistake NO ONE else made.
Oh, and unlike you, Mr. Cheong, I actually pay attention during class.
Mr. Cheong: Sooraj ah…your late coming record I think is…equal to everyone’s late coming times added together!
Me: You could just move in with me Soo. I’ll charge you a discounted rent of 8k per month…
So we were…uh…staring at the class through the window and laughing like fools. Then Ji Hyun spotted us and started waving like a fool.
Mr. Cheong: Can you stop…touching Ji Hyun? (points through the window)See, she’s so traumatized that…she needs a Nikki to comfort her!
Sooraj: Whaddya mean by “a Nikki”?
Jit Wu: WTF?!(OK he really didn’t say that but that was what he WOULD have said if he had a chance. But his body expression is…pretty obvious)
Me: Yea right…see what she’s doing? (points at Ji waving like a fool)
Moving on to our non-academic stuff…
Jit Wu: Yea Sooraj, you better go for your CCA!
Me: Yea Soo!
Mr. Cheong: Huh? He doesn’t go for CCA?
Soo: I do, like if I go for Friday, I don’t go for Monday…
Me: Yea? I never freaking see you going on Friday..
Mr. Cheong: See, if you are committed to your CCA…you should go for both days!
Jit Wu: Yea Sooraj! Better go ah!
Math
This Mr. Cheong, dunno whether he is…encouraging a relationship between Jit and Ji(doesn’t matter who I state first. Apparently, one is the other)
Ji:*answering something Mr. Cheong asked*
Mr. Cheong: Ji, you answering for Jit? Have you taken your relationship to a…higher level?
Class: Whoo!
Mr. Cheong: Actually if Jit had answered…I would have said he was answering for Ji….
Bleah I never imagined there could be MORE theorems for circles…
Physics
Today’s test was…OK?
Well, for some reason everyone was…emo-ing for 10-15 minutes…
Today’s lesson on the other hand…was…a little wrong…
Sorry, it was VERY wrong.
Ms. LI: I need a strong guy…
Class: Go Jit!
Jit: *Gesturing furiously*
Ms. LI: Now I need you to rub this stick up and down…hard and fast.
*Class erupts into laughter*
Ms. Li: Is it hot now?
Jit: Yea…
Ms. Li: *tries to move the other stick* Oh no! Failed! I need another strong guy!
Class: Go Sooraj!
Ms. Li: OK, you have to rub harder, and faster…*takes out a thin, black stick*
KM: That’s J.Lau’s
So basically, she failed a few more times before…
KM: Oh! J.Lau’s dropped!
Then all the horny guys were talking about horny stuff for the rest of the lesson.
Chinese
We were doing…stuff that was totally meaningless…
Eh since when did we get only 15 minutes to write up some complicated essay? Screw Chinese. Or 英文 for that matter. Fortunately the essay we are supposed do to…can copy XD
History
Whoot.
No change of schedule. Who cares.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Math Test--SUCKS
Twilight. Eclipse. Dawn. Daybreak.
Damn that’s what Stephanie Meyer should have named her dumb books. Monosyllabical titles are so much…cooler!
Mentoring
Mr. Cheong was hax0ring mentoring to…er…help us somehow do better for the Math paper. And got pwned by another teacher for that. (WT noob)
English
You see, after I finished the damn piece on the freaking SURGICAL THEATRE, I was beginning to think if Ms. Lam was trying to be funny. WTF give me a place where sound is, like, totally not FREAKING allowed???
And now I have to rewrite it. With IMAGINED sounds or something. Great.
Edith’s group’s second piece was pure ownage-ness. In its entirety.
History
Boring stuff. Like usual. Other than Ms. Lam and her English…seminar or something.
Chinese
I think...BECAUSE OF THIS FREAKING LESSON I ACTUALLY HAVE HOMEWORK FOR THE WEEKEND! AGAIN!
Math
Dunno wut is Mr. Cheong’s problem only allow us 10 FREAKING minutes for the GC section. Then ignores all my questions completely and made me waste time on holding my hand in the air. Screw him I could have completed the paper. At least part two was easy.
CCA
I THINK I actually paid SOME attention to whatever the trainer was speaking.
Damn that’s what Stephanie Meyer should have named her dumb books. Monosyllabical titles are so much…cooler!
Mentoring
Mr. Cheong was hax0ring mentoring to…er…help us somehow do better for the Math paper. And got pwned by another teacher for that. (WT noob)
English
You see, after I finished the damn piece on the freaking SURGICAL THEATRE, I was beginning to think if Ms. Lam was trying to be funny. WTF give me a place where sound is, like, totally not FREAKING allowed???
And now I have to rewrite it. With IMAGINED sounds or something. Great.
Edith’s group’s second piece was pure ownage-ness. In its entirety.
History
Boring stuff. Like usual. Other than Ms. Lam and her English…seminar or something.
Chinese
I think...BECAUSE OF THIS FREAKING LESSON I ACTUALLY HAVE HOMEWORK FOR THE WEEKEND! AGAIN!
Math
Dunno wut is Mr. Cheong’s problem only allow us 10 FREAKING minutes for the GC section. Then ignores all my questions completely and made me waste time on holding my hand in the air. Screw him I could have completed the paper. At least part two was easy.
CCA
I THINK I actually paid SOME attention to whatever the trainer was speaking.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
OMG Blogger looks so dumb now WTF
Math
This lesson wasn’t like supposed to have existed. But NO, Mr. Cheong has to take an hour of our break. Darn it. As it turns out I was tuning to somewhere 800 miles from Singapore for the entire hour until he mentioned showing us test answers.
English
WOOT my English essay was almost perfect EGOEGOEGO…Or so Ms Lam says.
Basically we spent the rest of the time slacking our lives away.
BTW if you are reading this Candice, Jit Wu was trying to spend the time staring at your…let’s just say the area around your skorts. Or the area that your skorts cover. Whatever.
(Now need to bang out the piece we were supposed to write instead of slacking.)
Break
It was…pretty fun, with all the new games we played. I think Oh Hell should be a regular feature to prevent us from getting bored of Bridge and Hearts.
And Gambling with Daidi is SO MUCH better than Texas Hold’em. For once I ended up in the black.
One short one and one long one…kinda uniform right? Not that It waqs my fault there were only two lessons.
This lesson wasn’t like supposed to have existed. But NO, Mr. Cheong has to take an hour of our break. Darn it. As it turns out I was tuning to somewhere 800 miles from Singapore for the entire hour until he mentioned showing us test answers.
English
WOOT my English essay was almost perfect EGOEGOEGO…Or so Ms Lam says.
Basically we spent the rest of the time slacking our lives away.
BTW if you are reading this Candice, Jit Wu was trying to spend the time staring at your…let’s just say the area around your skorts. Or the area that your skorts cover. Whatever.
(Now need to bang out the piece we were supposed to write instead of slacking.)
Break
It was…pretty fun, with all the new games we played. I think Oh Hell should be a regular feature to prevent us from getting bored of Bridge and Hearts.
And Gambling with Daidi is SO MUCH better than Texas Hold’em. For once I ended up in the black.
One short one and one long one…kinda uniform right? Not that It waqs my fault there were only two lessons.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Bleh can't think of anymore titles
Not as bad as I had thought…I think.
ACE
We were talking about lots of…useless rubbish. But mostly, everyone was trying REALLY hard to run through the idea of a reshuffling of seats to Mr. Cheong’s exceptionally thick skull. Other than his…pathetic…attempts to talk to us about our career…
Me: We’re, like, 14 years old?
Mr. Cheong: Precisely because you’re fourteen, I need to talk to you about this…
J.Lau: That makes, like no logic?
Mr. Cheong: Actually, if you want to be a mathematician…logic is very important…anyone here wants to be a policeman or soldier in the future?
YX: We’re like, in NUS High School of MATH and SCIENCE?
Mr. Cheong: But you need logic to be a policeman too…
Me: By making the choice to be a policeman in the first place…shows you have no logic whatsoever.
Sorry. I digress. Back to the changing of seats.
J.Lau: These two idiots are chattering all the while!
Mr. Cheong: You see, J.Lau the moment you used the word “idiot” you are in the wrong…
J.Lau: Excuse me? I can prove that they ARE idiots. THEY WANT TO BE CHOCOLATES WHEN THEY GROW UP! I don’t think I need to substantiate my point any further.
Mr. Cheong: Now, I hate to say this, but J.Lau makes…a little bit of sense…
Of course, because he had to have a chat with Eric that took up…about half the entire ACE…I spent time…gambling. Heheh. I must be addicted already.
Break
Spades is ownage…Shooting the sun is SUCH a great idea…
OMG I actually played the REAL Spades correctly.
(Mr. Cheong a bit 呆呆…or was he trying to deny us of break?)
Math
This is…the part that wasn’t as bad. Maybe because I got A for the assignment instead of B or something.
(Actually, I got a theory about this. After Mr. Cheong’s done marking assignments, he grabs a barrel of 24 darts, and divides his wall into A and B. Then he blindfolds himself and chucks the darts at his wall randomly. How else is that going to explain how I got B the last time and A this time with the same number of mistakes?)
Mr. Cheong: I don’t want to name names, because I don’t want to embarrass her…*walks all the way to Candice’s seat and takes her assignment*
Whole class: Yea, yea…
Candice: *makes a sound between a moan and complain*
Mr. Cheong: Not that I want to say something, but other than question 1…2…3…
J.Lau: That’s…half the assignment?
Mr. Cheong:…She got something wrong in every part!
Whole Class: Yea, so you’re not going to tell us her name right…?
Mr. Cheong: Yea I promised CANDICE…
Hmm…maybe my dart theory fails. Still. Fun to imagine Mr. Cheong throwing darts.
We had a graded exercise after break. You know how screwed up it was? Mr. Cheong decided to show us the first question, and then Candice asked lots of random stuff about surds, which he all showed on the board…WTF…Then he was yammering about lots of random stuff while we were doing the assignment…and didn’t allow us to use the darn calculator.
Mr. Cheong: You see, the reason why I don’t want you to use the calculator is because…I wanted you to revise essential stuff…
Me: We need to revise…MULTIPLICATION?!
Mr. Cheong: Not multiplication, but MATRIX multiplication.
Me: Maybe if you could give us…1 or 2 digit numbers instead of…4 digit numbers???
Jit Wu WTF damn pwnage. Finished the first 3 questions in twice the time it takes anyone to do so.
Mr. Cheong: Eh, you’re finished?
Jit Wu: Oi there’s still question 4
Mr. Cheong: Where’s all your working?
Jit Wu: You said don’t need working wut.
Mr. Cheong: OK, but how do you explain all these answers?
Jit Wu: You see, the first one is like, obvious…then the next one is like, more obvious…
Proded-ness
Jit Wu: Eh wut u put for the last part?
Me: How much **** they sold lor…
Jit Wu: I put “It has GREAT significance”
Then J.Lau the dumb one was there trying to define significance…
J.Lau: Eh, how do you get the Define function…does it have, like, NO significance?
Chinese
Chinese was like, really dumb…
Ms. Mak(In Chinese): There was one…two…full marks…
Later…
Ms. Mak: There were one…two…three…four…five failures
Yea, thanks for dragging out everything.
Sooraj is like, so pro. Does he REALLY enjoy the company of Mr. Milton so much that he JUST has to be THE LAST ONE to stay back for EVERY lesson???
OMG What a comparatively long post
ACE
We were talking about lots of…useless rubbish. But mostly, everyone was trying REALLY hard to run through the idea of a reshuffling of seats to Mr. Cheong’s exceptionally thick skull. Other than his…pathetic…attempts to talk to us about our career…
Me: We’re, like, 14 years old?
Mr. Cheong: Precisely because you’re fourteen, I need to talk to you about this…
J.Lau: That makes, like no logic?
Mr. Cheong: Actually, if you want to be a mathematician…logic is very important…anyone here wants to be a policeman or soldier in the future?
YX: We’re like, in NUS High School of MATH and SCIENCE?
Mr. Cheong: But you need logic to be a policeman too…
Me: By making the choice to be a policeman in the first place…shows you have no logic whatsoever.
Sorry. I digress. Back to the changing of seats.
J.Lau: These two idiots are chattering all the while!
Mr. Cheong: You see, J.Lau the moment you used the word “idiot” you are in the wrong…
J.Lau: Excuse me? I can prove that they ARE idiots. THEY WANT TO BE CHOCOLATES WHEN THEY GROW UP! I don’t think I need to substantiate my point any further.
Mr. Cheong: Now, I hate to say this, but J.Lau makes…a little bit of sense…
Of course, because he had to have a chat with Eric that took up…about half the entire ACE…I spent time…gambling. Heheh. I must be addicted already.
Break
Spades is ownage…Shooting the sun is SUCH a great idea…
OMG I actually played the REAL Spades correctly.
(Mr. Cheong a bit 呆呆…or was he trying to deny us of break?)
Math
This is…the part that wasn’t as bad. Maybe because I got A for the assignment instead of B or something.
(Actually, I got a theory about this. After Mr. Cheong’s done marking assignments, he grabs a barrel of 24 darts, and divides his wall into A and B. Then he blindfolds himself and chucks the darts at his wall randomly. How else is that going to explain how I got B the last time and A this time with the same number of mistakes?)
Mr. Cheong: I don’t want to name names, because I don’t want to embarrass her…*walks all the way to Candice’s seat and takes her assignment*
Whole class: Yea, yea…
Candice: *makes a sound between a moan and complain*
Mr. Cheong: Not that I want to say something, but other than question 1…2…3…
J.Lau: That’s…half the assignment?
Mr. Cheong:…She got something wrong in every part!
Whole Class: Yea, so you’re not going to tell us her name right…?
Mr. Cheong: Yea I promised CANDICE…
Hmm…maybe my dart theory fails. Still. Fun to imagine Mr. Cheong throwing darts.
We had a graded exercise after break. You know how screwed up it was? Mr. Cheong decided to show us the first question, and then Candice asked lots of random stuff about surds, which he all showed on the board…WTF…Then he was yammering about lots of random stuff while we were doing the assignment…and didn’t allow us to use the darn calculator.
Mr. Cheong: You see, the reason why I don’t want you to use the calculator is because…I wanted you to revise essential stuff…
Me: We need to revise…MULTIPLICATION?!
Mr. Cheong: Not multiplication, but MATRIX multiplication.
Me: Maybe if you could give us…1 or 2 digit numbers instead of…4 digit numbers???
Jit Wu WTF damn pwnage. Finished the first 3 questions in twice the time it takes anyone to do so.
Mr. Cheong: Eh, you’re finished?
Jit Wu: Oi there’s still question 4
Mr. Cheong: Where’s all your working?
Jit Wu: You said don’t need working wut.
Mr. Cheong: OK, but how do you explain all these answers?
Jit Wu: You see, the first one is like, obvious…then the next one is like, more obvious…
Proded-ness
Jit Wu: Eh wut u put for the last part?
Me: How much **** they sold lor…
Jit Wu: I put “It has GREAT significance”
Then J.Lau the dumb one was there trying to define significance…
J.Lau: Eh, how do you get the Define function…does it have, like, NO significance?
Chinese
Chinese was like, really dumb…
Ms. Mak(In Chinese): There was one…two…full marks…
Later…
Ms. Mak: There were one…two…three…four…five failures
Yea, thanks for dragging out everything.
Sooraj is like, so pro. Does he REALLY enjoy the company of Mr. Milton so much that he JUST has to be THE LAST ONE to stay back for EVERY lesson???
OMG What a comparatively long post
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Today is Tuesday, I had a bad day
Ok, I didn't. But today…STARTED badly. Screw it.
Cos Mr. Cheong walked in and told us we were going to have an extra lesson (Screw that’s the second time compared to none by the other teachers that you have done it). Apparently our Math Assignment was screwed up. WHO THE HELL CARES. There was lots of **** were weren’t supposed to do especially for the dumb basic angles but oh, no I think you’re going to give all of us B for NOT doing it.
Chemistry
We were doing some salty practical. Basically, I failed at…both the salt preparation activities. Oh, and Mrs. Chong screwed up my personal activity. Dammit…
Still, It’s fun to watch water bounce on hot plates.
English
Damn…I really didn’t feel like writing the essay. But what to do?
Actually, I think I did a pretty good job. Banging out a 570 word piece when I’m not feeling like it in forty minutes isn’t easy. Especially when I saw the length of my classmates’s pieces.
PE
I felt like going to PE…so I can save my precious parent’s letter for more important reasons. Like the sports day ****.
Badminton is fun, anyway. But I still have lots of problems serving. But it helps when Daryl is your partner and he is doing most of the work. But my returns are powerful OK!
Cos Mr. Cheong walked in and told us we were going to have an extra lesson (Screw that’s the second time compared to none by the other teachers that you have done it). Apparently our Math Assignment was screwed up. WHO THE HELL CARES. There was lots of **** were weren’t supposed to do especially for the dumb basic angles but oh, no I think you’re going to give all of us B for NOT doing it.
Chemistry
We were doing some salty practical. Basically, I failed at…both the salt preparation activities. Oh, and Mrs. Chong screwed up my personal activity. Dammit…
Still, It’s fun to watch water bounce on hot plates.
English
Damn…I really didn’t feel like writing the essay. But what to do?
Actually, I think I did a pretty good job. Banging out a 570 word piece when I’m not feeling like it in forty minutes isn’t easy. Especially when I saw the length of my classmates’s pieces.
PE
I felt like going to PE…so I can save my precious parent’s letter for more important reasons. Like the sports day ****.
Badminton is fun, anyway. But I still have lots of problems serving. But it helps when Daryl is your partner and he is doing most of the work. But my returns are powerful OK!
Monday, August 10, 2009
Standing up for Singapore
So, I finished Twilight from cover to cover, watched GI Joe, the NDP Parade, and 300. In that order. Just sounds so much to do for one day.
Twilight
You know people sometimes tell you that when they picked up this book, they couldn’t put it down? And, if they have any sense, they tell you that that was because it was so good or summat? I can tell you that I couldn’t put the book down either. Because I was trying hard to find out exactly which was the part that was so freaking good. I wish Edward could have just let her be a vamp. I mean, making her do it during childbirth…
Makes me want to read Breaking Dawn. I wanna see how many bones she broke.
GI Joe
Nothing much to say about this. Snake Eyes is awesome. Imagine flying steel and moving steel combined. Just that there were lots of cool shit that I wish I can carry to school and fire at random people. Nanomites can’t compare against those.
You know, crashing our Viewing Wheel or Sky Tower ain’t sound like a bad idea though…
Did I mention that Snake Eyes is awesome?
NDP Parade
This was…better than I expected. There were changes to the pre-parade segments…but the marchpast unavoidable. So sad. I was just sitting there and thinking how dumb the “terrorists” were to be driving such a pathetically small boat against our Marines. And the SWAT team looked pretty dumb just half-crouching across the stage.
BTW, the skit about SNU coming to Temasek was just dumb. Mark was just wisecracking and being rude to Utama all the way…
That said, the new version of Stand Up for Singapore was much cooler. Maybe it was because they were using a more modern song for our National Day theme song.
300
This was great. Totally. Maybe because it’s just the bloodthirsty (or gay?) side of me showing…
Basically, all the guy actors were parading about showing more than 60% of their skin. So hot.
Leonidas was…so stubborn. I think he derives fun from pushing random people into pits. Of course, his army is just as stubborn, so they trot off to fight the Persians who outnumber them about 10000 to 3. Great odds, huh?
But this stubborn guy Leonidas, he got great plans, and he wants to lead the huge numbers of Persians to where their huge numbers can’t number. They stack stone walls at the Hot Gates, a narrow pathway that makes sure that the Persians can’t outflank them.
Ok, I say stone, but the Spartans got this cool new cement provided by Stupid Persian Emissaries Pte. Ltd. The Persians envoys are…pissed off. Surprising.
But…if they’re pissed off, nothing is going to match Xerxes’s rage. Especially when the 300 Spartans crush his troops and slay them like sheep. For two days consecutively.
What do the Spartans do with all the bodies? They make a brand new wall!
Day 2
Xerxes: Your troops are…the bravest of the brave. So are your people. We have lots to share in culture.
Leonidas: I believe that’s what our armies have been doing all morning…
Xerxes sends (in this order) his calvary, Immortal elites, a troll, a rhino and elephant troops. And they all, well…get screwed. I liked the part when the rhino charged at them, one Spartan released a spear, and the rhino…just collapsed.
Unfortunately, Leonidas doesn’t follow his own rules, and doesn’t treat this hunchbacked guy with the proper respect. So the hunchback tells Xerxes of this route to surround the Spartans. In the end, the arrows blot out the sun, the second time in the film, but this time, the Spartans can’t fight in the shade. Leonidas swears to make the “God King” bleed, and hurls his spear for Xerxes’ head. It strikes his cheek and rips out his fancy gold rings, but Leonidas and his troops are left peppered and speared to the ground.
Finally, Leonidas’ envoy leads the troops of Greece against the Persian troops, still out numbered, but now 3 to 1. Spurring them on with the foolhardy tale of Leonidas’ sacrifice, he marches into combat.
Ok, there was also lots of BS about politics interspersed between the battles…but that really isn’t important is it?
PS I wanted to say something about the title. Something to do with me bothering to do the Pledge but being too lazy to stand for it. XD
Twilight
You know people sometimes tell you that when they picked up this book, they couldn’t put it down? And, if they have any sense, they tell you that that was because it was so good or summat? I can tell you that I couldn’t put the book down either. Because I was trying hard to find out exactly which was the part that was so freaking good. I wish Edward could have just let her be a vamp. I mean, making her do it during childbirth…
Makes me want to read Breaking Dawn. I wanna see how many bones she broke.
GI Joe
Nothing much to say about this. Snake Eyes is awesome. Imagine flying steel and moving steel combined. Just that there were lots of cool shit that I wish I can carry to school and fire at random people. Nanomites can’t compare against those.
You know, crashing our Viewing Wheel or Sky Tower ain’t sound like a bad idea though…
Did I mention that Snake Eyes is awesome?
NDP Parade
This was…better than I expected. There were changes to the pre-parade segments…but the marchpast unavoidable. So sad. I was just sitting there and thinking how dumb the “terrorists” were to be driving such a pathetically small boat against our Marines. And the SWAT team looked pretty dumb just half-crouching across the stage.
BTW, the skit about SNU coming to Temasek was just dumb. Mark was just wisecracking and being rude to Utama all the way…
That said, the new version of Stand Up for Singapore was much cooler. Maybe it was because they were using a more modern song for our National Day theme song.
300
This was great. Totally. Maybe because it’s just the bloodthirsty (or gay?) side of me showing…
Basically, all the guy actors were parading about showing more than 60% of their skin. So hot.
Leonidas was…so stubborn. I think he derives fun from pushing random people into pits. Of course, his army is just as stubborn, so they trot off to fight the Persians who outnumber them about 10000 to 3. Great odds, huh?
But this stubborn guy Leonidas, he got great plans, and he wants to lead the huge numbers of Persians to where their huge numbers can’t number. They stack stone walls at the Hot Gates, a narrow pathway that makes sure that the Persians can’t outflank them.
Ok, I say stone, but the Spartans got this cool new cement provided by Stupid Persian Emissaries Pte. Ltd. The Persians envoys are…pissed off. Surprising.
But…if they’re pissed off, nothing is going to match Xerxes’s rage. Especially when the 300 Spartans crush his troops and slay them like sheep. For two days consecutively.
What do the Spartans do with all the bodies? They make a brand new wall!
Day 2
Xerxes: Your troops are…the bravest of the brave. So are your people. We have lots to share in culture.
Leonidas: I believe that’s what our armies have been doing all morning…
Xerxes sends (in this order) his calvary, Immortal elites, a troll, a rhino and elephant troops. And they all, well…get screwed. I liked the part when the rhino charged at them, one Spartan released a spear, and the rhino…just collapsed.
Unfortunately, Leonidas doesn’t follow his own rules, and doesn’t treat this hunchbacked guy with the proper respect. So the hunchback tells Xerxes of this route to surround the Spartans. In the end, the arrows blot out the sun, the second time in the film, but this time, the Spartans can’t fight in the shade. Leonidas swears to make the “God King” bleed, and hurls his spear for Xerxes’ head. It strikes his cheek and rips out his fancy gold rings, but Leonidas and his troops are left peppered and speared to the ground.
Finally, Leonidas’ envoy leads the troops of Greece against the Persian troops, still out numbered, but now 3 to 1. Spurring them on with the foolhardy tale of Leonidas’ sacrifice, he marches into combat.
Ok, there was also lots of BS about politics interspersed between the battles…but that really isn’t important is it?
PS I wanted to say something about the title. Something to do with me bothering to do the Pledge but being too lazy to stand for it. XD
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Before National Holiday
Today is…totally unbloggable. NOT.
Which is why I’m blogging, really…
Break
Isn’t the idea of a break as the first thing of the day just dumb? I was playing Texas Hold’em…and Mitra WTF earned 80+++k or something. Fortunately everyone forgot about my debt when we couldn’t enter my FB account. XD
English
Ms Lam really cannot take the heat yea. Or something. Hwy would anyone turn on the air cons, fans and open the doors at the same time.
Basically, we had a summary test today. (Wonder why the summary can take a longer time than the comprehension itself.) I had to rewrite the entire summary twice. Darn. I just like to waste my pen ink.
Break
You see, with people like Felix playing Texas Hold’em, you can over turn a 5-digit debt in one round. Cos the darn guy just keeps on pushing the bid to one short of the max bid. At once. WTF. Make me fold so many times when I had a good hand.
Ok, just waiting for them to forget about my 5-digit debt again.
Then, the guys went off to sneak out of school before one AGAIN. (Damn they managed it) So I went down to see what the girls were playing.
Well, what was I expecting? The normal.
Being the weirdo that I am, I just had to inject some fun. Ever played Spades before?
Of course, I added the game of Whist as well. And I lost badly. For each of the two games that I played. O.o Each man for himself sucks.
BTW Gd job ZL for locking Kesh’s memory card and taking Ji’s HP XD.
PS Oh Hell. I just gotta play the proper version of Spades next week. Or tmrw if possible. XD.
Which is why I’m blogging, really…
Break
Isn’t the idea of a break as the first thing of the day just dumb? I was playing Texas Hold’em…and Mitra WTF earned 80+++k or something. Fortunately everyone forgot about my debt when we couldn’t enter my FB account. XD
English
Ms Lam really cannot take the heat yea. Or something. Hwy would anyone turn on the air cons, fans and open the doors at the same time.
Basically, we had a summary test today. (Wonder why the summary can take a longer time than the comprehension itself.) I had to rewrite the entire summary twice. Darn. I just like to waste my pen ink.
Break
You see, with people like Felix playing Texas Hold’em, you can over turn a 5-digit debt in one round. Cos the darn guy just keeps on pushing the bid to one short of the max bid. At once. WTF. Make me fold so many times when I had a good hand.
Ok, just waiting for them to forget about my 5-digit debt again.
Then, the guys went off to sneak out of school before one AGAIN. (Damn they managed it) So I went down to see what the girls were playing.
Well, what was I expecting? The normal.
Being the weirdo that I am, I just had to inject some fun. Ever played Spades before?
Of course, I added the game of Whist as well. And I lost badly. For each of the two games that I played. O.o Each man for himself sucks.
BTW Gd job ZL for locking Kesh’s memory card and taking Ji’s HP XD.
PS Oh Hell. I just gotta play the proper version of Spades next week. Or tmrw if possible. XD.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
W8 till u see our montage...
Effed-up day. That’s all I’m gonna say.
Mentoring
ROFLMAOWTIME.
That was really my first impression on seeing the montage.
Not spoiling anything…but I’m sure we’ll win! XD For having the most OWNAGE montage EVER!
Just to reiterate…
J.LAU YOU’RE BRINGING 25 CRABS FOR POTLUCK AND THAT’S FINAL XD
Math
Damn the teacher not free on Thursday.
But OK with me. Cos no need to see her dumb face tmrw.
We were doing some supposedly Graded exercise and she was talking lots of BS. But she managed to remember all or names though. In 3 hrs. Pro.
Chinese
Summary can die. Along with lots of other stuff. But who cares…I think we wasted lotta time on some other stuff.
O yea.
Spelling.
Who cares.
Mentoring
ROFLMAOWTIME.
That was really my first impression on seeing the montage.
Not spoiling anything…but I’m sure we’ll win! XD For having the most OWNAGE montage EVER!
Just to reiterate…
J.LAU YOU’RE BRINGING 25 CRABS FOR POTLUCK AND THAT’S FINAL XD
Math
Damn the teacher not free on Thursday.
But OK with me. Cos no need to see her dumb face tmrw.
We were doing some supposedly Graded exercise and she was talking lots of BS. But she managed to remember all or names though. In 3 hrs. Pro.
Chinese
Summary can die. Along with lots of other stuff. But who cares…I think we wasted lotta time on some other stuff.
O yea.
Spelling.
Who cares.
All ur quiz is belong to us
1) Do this to a person you are talking to
2) You have to do it!
3) Don’t cheat! Or else you will ruin the fun. If you are going to cheat, don't do it at all!
4) If you can say these in rapid-fire to one person without them blocking you or just not
answering. . You are the CHAMP
5) you must write their response to each of these:
Here we go...
1) I’m superman
O_o
(*)
2) I lost my eyeball
screw it.
3) Oh my gosh I heard about your fish
uh huh, i fed it to some idiot
4) You and me are best buds right?
my foot vetter bud
*better
5) Okay can I tell you something?
anything, loser XD
6) I’m on drugs
i know
7) Did you just lie to me?
no
8) How could you!
nope :D
9) I love you
my foot
Kesh...I think.
2) You have to do it!
3) Don’t cheat! Or else you will ruin the fun. If you are going to cheat, don't do it at all!
4) If you can say these in rapid-fire to one person without them blocking you or just not
answering. . You are the CHAMP
5) you must write their response to each of these:
Here we go...
1) I’m superman
O_o
(*)
2) I lost my eyeball
screw it.
3) Oh my gosh I heard about your fish
uh huh, i fed it to some idiot
4) You and me are best buds right?
my foot vetter bud
*better
5) Okay can I tell you something?
anything, loser XD
6) I’m on drugs
i know
7) Did you just lie to me?
no
8) How could you!
nope :D
9) I love you
my foot
Kesh...I think.
LOL it actually is fun...
1) Do this to a person you are talking to
2) You have to do it!
3) Don’t cheat! Or else you will ruin the fun. If you are going to cheat, don't do it at all!
4) If you can say these in rapid-fire to one person without them blocking you or just not
answering. . You are the CHAMP
5) you must write their response to each of these:
Here we go...
宇涵 says:
I'm superman
Jlau says:
yeah yeah yeah yeah
宇涵 says:
I lost my eyeball
JLau says:
imba
宇涵 says:
Oh my gosh I heard about your fish
JLau says:
lol what fish
宇涵 says:
You and me are best buds right
JLau says:
lol
宇涵 says:
ok can i tell you something
JLau says:
k
宇涵 says:
i'm on drugs
JLau says:
i know
JLau says:
i saw u at the drug dealer
宇涵 says:
Did you just lie to me!?
JLau says:
i like sooraj
JLau says:
thats a lie
宇涵 says:
how could you?!?
宇涵 says:
i love you
JLau says:
i know
2) You have to do it!
3) Don’t cheat! Or else you will ruin the fun. If you are going to cheat, don't do it at all!
4) If you can say these in rapid-fire to one person without them blocking you or just not
answering. . You are the CHAMP
5) you must write their response to each of these:
Here we go...
宇涵 says:
I'm superman
Jlau says:
yeah yeah yeah yeah
宇涵 says:
I lost my eyeball
JLau says:
imba
宇涵 says:
Oh my gosh I heard about your fish
JLau says:
lol what fish
宇涵 says:
You and me are best buds right
JLau says:
lol
宇涵 says:
ok can i tell you something
JLau says:
k
宇涵 says:
i'm on drugs
JLau says:
i know
JLau says:
i saw u at the drug dealer
宇涵 says:
Did you just lie to me!?
JLau says:
i like sooraj
JLau says:
thats a lie
宇涵 says:
how could you?!?
宇涵 says:
i love you
JLau says:
i know
Funky rackets...
I just can’t get The Sweet Escape out of my head. Maybe it’s because I’m not trying hard enough.
Chemistry
We were doing…something I can’t remember. Salt production? I believe that’s what it is.
Oh, and it gotta be pure. Basically whatever we had to do at the end of the lesson was outright copying. How come no one stopped us?
Break
Bridge got owned…twice or something. All because I didn’t call Black Maria.
English
I finished the comprehension test in like…15 minutes WTF? Then I had to put on my mental IPod on shuffle. Should have…read a book under the table or something. Or maybe realized that fervor means passion.
PE
Best PE lesson I ever had. Basically, we were supposed to have badminton in the hall, but oh happy! It was filled with rows upon rows upon rows upon rows upon rows upon rows…
You get what I mean. I like chairs and tables now. So Ms. Lee greeted us…and released us about 5 minutes later. C.O.O.L.
Break
Was utterly…to use Nikki’s catchphrase, retarded.
First, the guys decided to try and make it out of the school early. We failed, because of a !@#$%^&* camera.
Then, I went back to the hall and, you see, YX and Ji and Adrian and Ruth decided to hide Clarice’s shoe. And she was like all over the place where it was hidden…thrice before she spotted it with SO much help/hell from the others.
At the same time, the rest were SUPPOSED to play badminton. Then, I think Kesh, started to play with this plastic…rod. With the new advent of this hitting item…
Let’s just say for those without a racket, shoes, papers, hands etc. etc. etc. started coming out. I was just looking and wondering how dumb it all was.
Chemistry
We were doing…something I can’t remember. Salt production? I believe that’s what it is.
Oh, and it gotta be pure. Basically whatever we had to do at the end of the lesson was outright copying. How come no one stopped us?
Break
Bridge got owned…twice or something. All because I didn’t call Black Maria.
English
I finished the comprehension test in like…15 minutes WTF? Then I had to put on my mental IPod on shuffle. Should have…read a book under the table or something. Or maybe realized that fervor means passion.
PE
Best PE lesson I ever had. Basically, we were supposed to have badminton in the hall, but oh happy! It was filled with rows upon rows upon rows upon rows upon rows upon rows…
You get what I mean. I like chairs and tables now. So Ms. Lee greeted us…and released us about 5 minutes later. C.O.O.L.
Break
Was utterly…to use Nikki’s catchphrase, retarded.
First, the guys decided to try and make it out of the school early. We failed, because of a !@#$%^&* camera.
Then, I went back to the hall and, you see, YX and Ji and Adrian and Ruth decided to hide Clarice’s shoe. And she was like all over the place where it was hidden…thrice before she spotted it with SO much help/hell from the others.
At the same time, the rest were SUPPOSED to play badminton. Then, I think Kesh, started to play with this plastic…rod. With the new advent of this hitting item…
Let’s just say for those without a racket, shoes, papers, hands etc. etc. etc. started coming out. I was just looking and wondering how dumb it all was.
Monday, August 3, 2009
123rd post!!!
Effed-up com keeps on screwing up darn. GO TO HELL.
You can hear me right. Just screwing yourself up just for the sake of a little sarcasm.
Maybe WLM causes everything I can possibly make the com do fail. Just a thought.
Mentoring
Total…slackage. I think. Cos, we were basically doing nothing for the dumb montage…because nobody brought much, or anything. WOOT. YTF do we have to do it anyway. Still…
EH J.LAU U TREATING ALL OF US TO CHILLI CRAB BETTER NOT FORGET
Physics
Was total shit. How can Sooraj the assignment WTF. Even without that fact the lesson was dumb, so I basically didn’t pay attention and finished the crossword in record time. And wow the notes for that topic were like totally…useless. Of course, about 1/4 of the class started copying my worksheet. I was just walking around with it and it kind of…disappeared halfway on my walk. I dunno.
OK, still, at least Jit screwed up KM and Sooraj for the experiment. WOOT.
(Weird…how come this screen isn’t registering on the toolbar when I’m typing on it WTF?)
Chinese
Total shit. Not mentioning the shit marks I’m getting for all my comprehension shit. At least I’m doing better than J.Lau. That’s all I need to know.
(How can some screens just spontaneously disappear when I’m not working on them???)
Yea WTnoob Ji get pwned in Daidi.
History
I gotta stop my slipping in of complaints about my computer (Dammit I think every time some one signs in the WLM my programs hang)
Anyway, Mr. Lim…I think decided to waste LOTS of paper to day. That might explain the enormous font. Then he decided to put one of the slides with black words in a black-and-white picture. Wow.
Actually ar, I got one change I think I need to make to the notes. Or two. You know the part about cows and Nazism on the last page? That only applies to Jewish…
Oh, and apparently Mr. Lim forgot the Lee Imperialist system our country runs on.
Lee Imperialist-You have two cows. Whatever LKY does to his cows, you do to yours.
You can hear me right. Just screwing yourself up just for the sake of a little sarcasm.
Maybe WLM causes everything I can possibly make the com do fail. Just a thought.
Mentoring
Total…slackage. I think. Cos, we were basically doing nothing for the dumb montage…because nobody brought much, or anything. WOOT. YTF do we have to do it anyway. Still…
EH J.LAU U TREATING ALL OF US TO CHILLI CRAB BETTER NOT FORGET
Physics
Was total shit. How can Sooraj the assignment WTF. Even without that fact the lesson was dumb, so I basically didn’t pay attention and finished the crossword in record time. And wow the notes for that topic were like totally…useless. Of course, about 1/4 of the class started copying my worksheet. I was just walking around with it and it kind of…disappeared halfway on my walk. I dunno.
OK, still, at least Jit screwed up KM and Sooraj for the experiment. WOOT.
(Weird…how come this screen isn’t registering on the toolbar when I’m typing on it WTF?)
Chinese
Total shit. Not mentioning the shit marks I’m getting for all my comprehension shit. At least I’m doing better than J.Lau. That’s all I need to know.
(How can some screens just spontaneously disappear when I’m not working on them???)
Yea WTnoob Ji get pwned in Daidi.
History
I gotta stop my slipping in of complaints about my computer (Dammit I think every time some one signs in the WLM my programs hang)
Anyway, Mr. Lim…I think decided to waste LOTS of paper to day. That might explain the enormous font. Then he decided to put one of the slides with black words in a black-and-white picture. Wow.
Actually ar, I got one change I think I need to make to the notes. Or two. You know the part about cows and Nazism on the last page? That only applies to Jewish…
Oh, and apparently Mr. Lim forgot the Lee Imperialist system our country runs on.
Lee Imperialist-You have two cows. Whatever LKY does to his cows, you do to yours.
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