Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Days and dyas XD

Yea, for those who actually come to my blog and actually wonder, I spelled that wrongly on purpose.

Moving on.

I like my notoriety. Seriously. You can see the way I am so notorious like on Tuesday when I was walking to my class. Like, Jit Wu and gang were like looking at me and were going, "Oh, Yu Han is finally here! Time to copy answers!". Guess what. I knew what they wanted to copy from and coincidentally I didn't bring it. Too bad, I said. Hear the balloon at my arrival become deflated. XD

So, it was mentoring next. Think I forgot what we did. Because Mr. Cheong wanted to take a good long walk with Sooraj which lasted about 25 minutes while the rest of us discussed Physics. So there you are.

Then, I think it was humanities. Oh yes, the music test. :(. Actually not so :(, cos about 5 minutes after we started the test Ms Tay said is was OPEN-BOOK! YAY! Cos, I had prepared fully for the listening part but just read crap for the MCQ and OEQ(Open-ended Questions). So we could like refer for both of those sections! Turned as easy as crap compared to the previous test. WOOT. But next week need to teach Romantic bull****. Never mind la. I think sure can one. Must be Obama. Yes we can.

So, after that was break. Not much happened so not worth mentioning.

After break was...English? Did another one of those retarded writing exercises. I think it was about some tale of you getting revenge on somebody else.

Then, Math, we were rushing through chapter of loci, so not a prob...

Then, YAY a one hour break. I was crapping with mitra's laptop. And playing DM. And teaching Physics I think.

After this was er...chemistry...I Phailed the practical...almost. 3 and 1/2 over 7. So nooby see. All because of my nooby discussion. So I resolved to do better this time and wrote half a page. :D.

Last lesson, retarded PE.

So we had to run in the concourse 3 times in an orderly row. KM JUST HAD to show off his running skills, running at the extreme heddadepack, forcing us to all run again. So I and Daryl took turns to grab his shirt so that he would not run so fast. XD. Then, I led warm ups...boring...and Ms Lee wanted us to train our abs(i think?) and to a whole series of tiring exercises.:(. AFter that, we did Standing broad jump...i insisted on NOT bending my legs. But I still got a C or B grade. :D

I'll post again when I feel like it. XD

Sunday, February 22, 2009

So Screwed Up

How much of your teenage life have you messed up ?


[ ] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total: 1

[ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[ ] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late (1 so far...)
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

Total : 1

[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[ ] Texted people during class.
[ ] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room. (dunno...balls?)
[ ] Laughed at the teacher. (in the score)

Total : 2

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm
[x] Went on myspace , facebook , xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took pictures during school hours. (its not against our school rules!)
[x] Called someone during school hours. (same as above)
[ ] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc. during class.

Total : 5

[ ] Threw something at the teacher.
[ ] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[ ] Broke the dress code.
[ ] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class. (sweets...)

Total : 6

[x] Gotten a call from school. (but...this was to tell me to attend a Math Olympiad class...)
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school. (duh)
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[ ] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear. (:P)

Total : 9

[x] Faked your parents signature
[ ] Slept in class.
[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework.

Total: 11

All total: 11

Multiply by 3: 33


33% screwed up...but sometimes the quiz asks me things that aren't really things screwed up so...

Who cares?

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Stupid quiz

Well, so I felt stupid and decided to take this stupid quiz.

Sorry STUPIDITY quiz. :D


Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 50 questions, which means that the number you get as your score (x2) is your percentage.

Tag those you wish to know how silly they are.

[ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
[ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
[X] Broken a chair by leaning back in it [I'm too fat :D]
[ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
[ ] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
[ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
[ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
[ ] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
[ ] Tried to push open a door that said pull
[ ] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 1

[] Applied something else on your hair, thinking it was shampoo.
[X] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else [Think so]
[ ] Have tripped and fallen down the stairs
[ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
[ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
[ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
[ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
[ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
[X] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name [Daryl=Mitra :D]
[ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 3

[ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
[ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
[ ] Have run into a closed door
[ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
[X] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke [I think so. Try not to though]
[ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
[ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
[ ] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
[ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 4

[ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
[X] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside[My school Polo T-shirt looks white to me...]
[X] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
[ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
[ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
[ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
[X] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
[ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
[ ] Walked into a pole
[ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 7

[ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
[ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
[X] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
[ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
[X] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do [Many times lol.]
[X] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
[ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up [Lolll KM xP]
[ ] Have poked yourself in the eye
[ ] Listened on your earphones, thinking it was plugged in, when it actually wasn't.
[ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 10

Total : 10/50
Stupidity Percentage: 20%

WOW this test not just is about stupid, but it is stupid. Stupid, seriously.


That sounded so stupid...

Friday, February 20, 2009


This was one gay day.

Ok, not that gay but still, all days are retarded.

First period, math...


Ego for a while...

Anyway, there was then this stupid quiz. Doing the gradient was really dumb. (Hopefully I got all right) but then Mr. Cheong says we SHOULD ALL get FULL MARKS. LOL.

Then, it was biology.

Sad that 101 had to let the condoms go missing. So we could only pass around some of the contraceptives. The lesson was really easy actually. Just that there was a lot of number crunching i.e. percentage chance of pregnancy for every contraceptive method. I think the FTT was becoming lazy at the end of the slides, so for the last method(Withdrawal) she just put HIGH!!! Then she just let us off for the next 30 minutes of the lesson, but not before giving us another project. So KM and group was like wanting me to join their group. Blame it on my one-men-show finish the previous bio project. And my habit to finish every other project. :(. But the early beak was OK with me.

Then, during MT, it was, like, 206 crapping as usual. Ms. Mak, as if to add in the fun, decided to give as ANOTHER project. Like, WTH. Jit partnered with me to do research on RPG games. Likely to be me doing all the work again. LOL. I like it anyway. I took a toilet break to pay a visit to 206 classroom (as usual), and then they were like, so engrossed in Dong they didn't see me (as usual). -.-

Then, 2-hour break.

It was so cool man. Fattie Milton unleashed the Rage of Milton once again. The class was doing a worksheet. So Daryl was having some problems and borrowed Kesh's paper for checking. Then, the fattie came around and saw that. Kesh was trying to defend herself, but Milton didn't give a damn. So he just ripped Kesh's paper into half. And so she gets zero for that worksheet. Got PWNED BIG TIME MAN!

Then, after that, I felt that I had nothing to do, so I borrowed Mit's laptop while he played DM. as I said, I felt really bored, So I played AQ :D until CCA.

CCA (most screwed up part)

Not really screwed up, as I was playing games for half the time. :D But actually, I was trying to rush out the layout for 5 articles with a software I knew little about. Actually, I knew about it, but the version the school had sucked. So fortunately I actually could operate it in the end, unlike my friends. :D
But now I have two other projects to do. :(

Life sucks. :D

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Quiz from Kesh


Number One - Bryan
Number Two - Candice
Number Three - Clarice
Number Four - Daryl
Number Five - Eric
Number Six - KM
Number Seven - J.Lau
Number Eight - YX
Number Nine - Mitra
Number Ten - Sooraj
Number Eleven - Kesh
Number Twelve - Nikki
Number Thirteen - Ruth
Number Fourteen - ZE!
Number Fifteen - Jit Wu

Have you ever wondered what number 7 would look like when naked? [Jlau]
-Unthinkable. Quoting KM, he who has X-ray eyes "I have seen many sights in my time, but the naked Jlau put me off sexual fantasies for two years" Yup. That serious.

How would you describe number 13's house? [Ruth]
-Never been there

What is number 2's most obnoxious habit? [Candice]
-Hmm. Let's just put one random one. Tralalas...I dun like her voice. Ok.

Would number 5 and number 12 make cute babies? [Eric & Nikki]
-Hmm. Eric would be some silent baby so great, dun even noe if he actually dies...
Nikki...maybe not...surprising?

Ever went shopping with number 9? [Mitra]
-Sadly no. Not that he likes shopping

What is one thing you would like to tell to number 15? [Jit Wu]
-Damn the music project. and Damn you.

What would be the perfect birthday gift for number 1? [Bryan]
-A knife for him to slit himself XD

Describe number 4's hair in two words. [Daryl]
-Hmm...smells like lemon!

Let's say it's April Fool's Day. How would you prank number 11? [Kesh]
-Dunno. Lemme a post about her being a chicken=sth=sth else...

Would you ever go on a date with number 8? Why? [YX]
-Dunno. Perhaps it would be irritating so mebbe no...

What song reminds you of number 6? Give reasons. [KM]
-Sexyback by Justin Timberlake. Self-explanatory.

Describe number 14's laugh. [ZE]
-Er...normal laugh (ZE how do you laugh?)

Does number 10 have a Myspace? [Sooraj]
-He dusnt even have facebook so definitely not

On a scale of 1 - 10, how cute is number 3? [Clarice]
-Human version: 1
Mushroom version: Possibly a 5 xDD

Would number 6 make a good pirate? [Eric]
-He'll be so bz on Flight Simulator, he won't even notice the ship is sinking.

Who is the most likely to get married in Vegas?
I dont know lol

Describe number 12 in three words. [Nikki]
-Long haired bitch. Easy

Number 1 puts a frog in your bag. How do you react? [Bryan]
-Squeeze its eyes out. Frog and Bry's

Would number 4 and number 10 make a good couple? [Daryl and Sooraj]
-Will be gaying each other all day long obviously

How do you know number 3? [Clarice]
-One day, I knew her. Period.

Ever met number 7's parents? [J.Lau]
-No, but his mom is damn famous. If you ppl read the papers (ST)

Can number 14 sing well? [ZE]
-I know he play the violin well. Singing shld be okay lah...

What is number 2's favourite band? [Candice]
-Do I care? Hmm...Nah.

What colour is number 9's eyes. [Mitra]
-Brown. o.o. Black. o.o

Does number 11 have a major crush on any celebrity? Who? [Kesh]
-宇涵 says:
宇涵 says:
наличные деньги says KIRBY IS FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT <333 ...^^.. >D says:
宇涵 says:
u got a crush on any celebrity?
наличные деньги says KIRBY IS FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT <333 ...^^.. >D says:
наличные деньги says KIRBY IS FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT <333 ...^^.. >D says:
no O.Oo
наличные деньги says KIRBY IS FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT <333 ...^^.. >D says:
wth you ask me that for
宇涵 says:
quiz right
宇涵 says:
u tagged me retard
наличные деньги says KIRBY IS FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT <333 ...^^.. >D says:
oh lols
наличные деньги says KIRBY IS FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT <333 ...^^.. >D says:
наличные деньги says KIRBY IS FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT <333 ...^^.. >D says:
наличные деньги says KIRBY IS FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT <333 ...^^.. >D says:

If you could spend a day with number 5, what would do together? [Eric]
-I'd some how tear him away from FS and hog his laptop. Somehow.

Do you love number 8 sincerely? [YX]
-Oh, but of course! NOT HAHa. I'm still not crooked enuff :D

Is number 15 good at maths? [Jit Wu]
-宇涵 says:
Is number 15 good at maths? [Jit Wu]
Kirby ydy iawn bloneg says:
Kirby ydy iawn bloneg says:
Kirby ydy iawn bloneg says:


How often do you speak to number 10? [Sooraj]
-Everyday. About everything.

How smart is number 4? [Daryl]
-Pro in chem. Dunno anything else.

Does number 13 know how to drive you crazy? [Ruth]
-She speaks at most 5 worfs a day. To me. exactly how does she irritate me? I wonder.
I think I remember the four words she said today.
"Yu Han, your calculator."

tell me, who is the..


Ruth. Says nothing. That's nice.

-Kesh says it's her so OK.

Drama Queen?

Best listener?
-Ruth.I think. What else does she do?

Sweet Talker?
-I dunno Dx

Most Childish?
-J.Lau lah.

- Jit Wu

Most Creative?
- Dunno

-I say Daryl. xD

Frandiom (dunno wut title this is?!!)

Hmm. This post, like others, is totally random.

First, must totally celebrate I DID FINISH BIO IN ONE DAY!!!WOOT!!!

Next, must mourn the retardedness of music Assignments. Still working on them. So gay.

Third, like Mr Cheong said, must psyche myself up for a LITTLE talk by our level head. I say little.

Fourth, throw myself off random cliffs. As usual.

Lastly, poke more fun at my brother's classmate. JJ is soooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!

Ok. A quiz next.

Sunday, February 8, 2009


Seeing as everyone posted so damn much on almost everyday, i just have to post. LOL.

Anyway. Bio was seriously gay from the start. First, the week before the practical, during the journalism, we found out that NUS High was so damn pro that they actually ripped the pictures of the mouse were were to dissect off some website, then happily put NUS High School at the bottom left hand of the page, turning it theirs! WTH. And they talk to us about the vice of plagiarism. Super ironic I tell you. fortunately, the website had ALL the answers so we could happily copy them down into the worksheet. (Think me and Daryl were the first to find out in 104. 101 damn ownage i tell you. first to do the cutting and first to find the website.)

OK then. Back to the main subject. Bio dissection of the mouse on Friday. That was super ownage I tell you. Especially because I play Mouse hunt. so as FTT was showing us the slides, me and mitra were discussing what would happen if we sliced the mice in mouse hunt(Try to slice a diamond mouse. And i wonder about the positions of the organs of a zombie mouse. Must be all mixed up.) Wen Jun was (for the first time!) emo-ing, not wanting to look and freaking out. then came the demonstration! Woot. That was just so cool. It looked quite easily actually. Only need to slice the fur and muscle layer. FTT had said it was a male mouse. So when she was revealing the urogenital section, I was like, "Hey, I can't see the balls!" Haha.

So now it was our turn. I think got some weird problem cos I seemed to be able to cut quite well when I was not supposed to with my really big hands. Daryl actually screwed up!!! Cut through the muscle layer quite deep. So we were quite shocked when we saw Jit's group had already pinned the muscle layer. Guess what? Sooraj had skill and did all the cutting damn well. OMFG. Later, I was pouring water over it but unfortunately the organs didn't flow all over the place. I just walked all over the place cos I knew the website already...and only did some random labeling.

Nothing interesting during Journalism except that I was facebooking all the while but unfortunately Mr. Valles requires some weird pictures of even odder articles.

So now I have two projects (music and journalism) Darn.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Red Cliff 2 (Part 2)

In the allied camp, Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu congratulated each other on having completed their respective missions. They were discussing their plans to launch an attack on Cao Cao's army, saying that Cao Cao would be angered after being fooled and would attack them within the next couple of days. At that moment, Sun Shangxiang returned from Cao Cao's camp after she managed to escape when her identity as a spy was uncovered, with the help of Sun Shucai. She had secretly noted down details of the conditions and formation of Cao Cao's army on a long piece of cloth which she wore on her body. Now that the East Wu forces were updated with information on Cao Cao's army, they planned their next move, which was to attack the enemy using fire. However, Zhou Yu realised that the North-West Wind was blowing at the moment, which was to their disadvantage if they were to attack using fire. Zhuge Liang then mentioned that he knew that it was possible for the wind to change direction and the South-East Wind would blow, but now that Cai Mao had been executed, no one else in Cao Cao's army knew about this special climatic condition.

In the meantime, Cao Cao was also planning to use fire to attack the East Wu army. Cao Cao personally inspected his troops and those who had been infected with plague. He made a speech and rallied the morale of his troops, such that even those who had fallen ill all stood up and cheered 'Victory!'. While in East Wu's camp, Zhou Yu and his generals were busy preparing fire-based weapons which can be ignited and hurled towards the enemy. Huang Gai proposed to Zhou Yu that he feign surrender to Cao Cao, so that their chances of victory would be higher. He wanted Zhou Yu to have him flogged severely with any excuse of breaking military law, but Zhou Yu did not heed his suggestion and said that he would not treat a good general in that manner. Before the battle, the forces of East Wu had a final moment together, feasting on glutinous rice balls to celebrate the Winter Festival. As for Liu Bei's forces, Liu Bei's subordinates were unhappy with him for leaving the alliance and gave him the cold shoulder, before picking up their weapons and leaving.

Zhou Yu learnt that his wife Xiao Qiao had secretly left the camp and travelled alone to Cao Cao's camp. Sun Quan told Zhou Yu that he would order a small army to encircle Cao Cao's camp and break in from behind to rescue Xiao Qiao but Zhou Yu refused, saying that the army must be united as one. Xiao Qiao journeyed to Cao Cao's camp alone and was received by a happy Cao Cao. She attempted to persuade Cao Cao to give up his ambition to conquer East Wu, for the sake of the common people and spare them of further bloodshed, but Cao Cao ignored her. She threatened to commit suicide but Cao Cao stopped her. Meanwhile, Zhuge Liang had returned to Liu Bei's camp and it was revealed that Liu Bei's departure from the alliance was in fact a ruse to put Cao Cao off guard. They were still part of the alliance. Xiao Qiao distracted Cao Cao by asking him to taste the tea she had prepared and she had a long chat with him on the art of tea to hold his attention while the allied forces were making plans for the fire attack which would be carried out at night.

The signal arrived when the South-East Wind started to blow and the allied forces launched their full attack on Cao Cao's army. Cao Cao was taken by surprise and he was suddenly seized with a headache. The smaller boats of East Wu burst into flames as they neared Cao Cao's naval forces and crashed into the larger battleships, setting them alight as well and the flames started to spread throughout Cao Cao's navy. On another front of the battleground, Liu Bei's forces started to launch their attacks on Cao Cao's forts. After the battleships had been set aflame, the allied forces launched a full-scale attack on Cao Cao's camp. A bloody battle ensued shortly after in which both sides suffered heavy casualties. Gan Xing of East Wu was wounded during the battle when hit by arrows and he decided to launch a kamikaze-style attack during his final moments by grabbing a bunch of explosives and throwing himself at the gates of the enemy fort, blowing up the gates as well as himself.

By dawn, Cao Cao's navy had been completely destroyed and he was only left with his ground army. The allied forces launched another offensive against Cao Cao's infantry and calvary and managed to break through Cao Cao's forts until they reached his main camp. The allied troops split into groups and enclosed themselves in shields to protect them from the fire and advanced towards Cao Cao's main camp. Another bloody battle started and eventually the allied forces had Cao Cao besieged in his main headquarters. Zhou Yu fought his way into the headquarters and met Cao Cao but both sides were pointing their swords at each other, but Cao Hong was also present there. Zhou Yu was faced with two opponents and retreated carefully until they were outside the headquarters. The allied commanders then reached the headquarters and were facing Cao Cao directly. Sun Quan had an arrow fitted to his bow and he wanted to shoot Cao Cao but when he saw that Cao Cao was holding Zhou Yu hostage he hesitated.

At that moment, Xiao Qiao appeared atop a tower beside the headquarters, being held hostage by Xiahou Jun. Luckily, Zhao Yun fought his way up the tower and knocked Xiahou Jun away from Xiao Qiao. Xiao Qiao fell off the tower but was rescued by her husband. Sun Quan fired the arrow at Cao Cao and hit Cao's hairband, which came loose and Cao Cao's hair flowed down. Now, the situation had been reversed and Cao Cao was at the mercy of the allied forces but eventually they decided to spare his life and tell him to leave and never to return. Before the film ends, Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang are seen having a conversation, with Zhou Yu asking Zhuge Liang to stay and help to govern the world well instead of returning to his farming life. Zhou Yu also commented that he had forged an unforgettable friendship from the battle, which was an important lesson he learnt. Xiao Qiao then presented Zhuge Liang with the newborn foal, named Mengmeng, and told Zhuge Liang that she did not want to see her become a warhorse. The film then ends with Zhuge Liang walking into the far distance with Mengmeng.

In the movie, Viceroy Zhou plays a much better character than in the movie and they portrayed him as almost as smart as the IQ 180 Kong Ming, seeming to be able to anticipate some of the strategies he used, unlike the jealous character trying to kill the Shu strategist. The Kong Ming was without his trade mark cap (or hat?) throughout the whole movie but the high intellect and coolness were definitely there. The witty remarks made by him definitely provided many laughs.Lu Su, like in the book, plays the relatively stupid character in comparison with the two strategist, not able to follow the complicated plans, but willing to follow all of the orders. There are many heartwarming scenes throughout the movie, especially the one on the Winter Solstice, as the soldiers and generals all offer rice balls to the Viceroy.


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Letter From Camp
Dear Brother,
I am having a(n) indirect time at camp. The counselour is angry and the food is foreign. I met I and we became immense friends. Unfortunately, I is mobile and I propositioned my knuckle so we couldn`t go disparaging like everybody else. I need more expectations and a spoon sharpener, so please obscenely bless more when you chuck back.
Your Brother,

LOL weird s*** haha