How did I get here

Oh no how many playing hours is it like gonna take me to complete American McGee’s Alice even WITH THE Lim Jeck’s help?!!
Well for sure I can probably never pass one of the stages without him. Bleh. ~AND IT’S ON EASY MODE~
OF DOOM as THE Lim Jeck would say.
April Fools happened to be less foolish than it would have been at my primary school, but let’s go into details…some other time. Maybe.
Math was crappy, except Ms. Lee tried too many times in vain to poke Joshua Park awake…eh what you expect your lessons are so freaking boring. So Jit DH and me once again took out time to talk rubbish with Jazlene and Sooraj and our…topic wandered to…foreskins and we realized Jazlene didn’t know what that meant. So Jit told her to Google it, and the result was…
Foreskin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In male human anatomy, the foreskin is a generally retractable double-layered fold of skin and mucous membrane that covers the glans penis and protects the ...

Me: That protects the…
OMG that was so awesome. And Jit the smartass thought Wiki wouldn’t dare out a picture while DH was telling him there’s prolly be a picture man dun click the link and HE WENT TO CLICK and the FIRST THING HE SAW WAS A…
I’ll leave you to guess.
So he was like HOLY F*** OMG DUN LOOK and flipped the iPhone.
EH Microsoft Office you noob are you FKING telling me you DON’T RECOGNIZE iPHONE??!!
During break I repeated some piece of crap which I forgot to save yesterday, tried to study SOME chemistry for the chem quiz which I hadn’t even known existed (no studying of any kind took place so I was like uh-oh but NEVER MIND). English was retarded as usual, chem. Was BLAH with balloons and watching Jazlene’s skill at popping like almost every single balloon she comes into contact with (OMG Simin HOW COULD YOU FORGET CHEM NOTES and Jems this is like…the third time you’ve forgotten in five weeks?!) At least the quiz was…comparatively easy.
WOOT Chinese was ownage first we switched express and Higher Chinese classes, then Wu Jiong said he’s be letting us go after half an hour, THEN I received Wayne’s SMS that there’s no CCA today WOOT-ness. (Never knew Jazlene carried such a…TINY pack of cards around with her…)
Physics was…totally not paying attention to the lesson and listening Jit and DH and James talking about some episode where James first banged a hot girl and then DH the smart guy has to like add so much rubbish to it about spraying so much white stuff and giving the girl a facial…then having a…House of Wax because whatever gave the girl a facial was enough to…OMG WTcrap NEVER MIND and Jit was like laughing and kicking DH off his chair and saying WTcrap stop talking SICK BASTARD.
OK so our HOLY weapon kind of worked…but didn’t hit the target so sad we were like testing for about 30 minutes and screwing and rescrewing LOLOL and Galen like being pissed at the screws XD.
Today like so many ppl with no CCA, YX slacking Adrian slacking Ji slacking and me slacking. So like it turns out the second slot o=for NSC presentation was chosen by Ji WQITHOUT any discussion with anyone else and EH Wednesday playing game of life never tell me come huh WTnoobs
Man one of our new trainee teacher is a DOTA pro WTH must have team match after exams or 1v1 between him and Jit WOOT will pwn totally