Rocketeer

How to self-own epicly, that is the question.
The same way that Jit loses his passport 3 hours before the flight, but that’s a different topic altogether. I wonder HOW he got back. Cargo shipping a polar bear?
Mr. Yee shouldn’t have shaved his head. Bah. Makes him look like a hobo. Or someone just out of rehab. The stubbly beard and moustache makes him look that way, I mean. Not the baldness.
Everyone notices that I cut my hair too. Mainly because if I just let it grow on and on, pretty soon I’ll have my very own Leaning Tower of Hairsa.
That means I can’t whip my hair back and forth, on account of the stiffness. :P
Hmm. Internet crashes with all vital signs still up and running. Fiber optic cables, anyone?
Oh, hang it all.
You see, the small mercies of live include the one that through swapping of lessons, Ms. Wong effectively pushed the Biodiversity quiz slated for this week down to the latest day possible. :D
The flipside is the OTHER module. And the lack of cleverness of certain people, both literally and… literally.
Wireless keyboard is so cool :D. Claire owning the mouse holders is pretty retarded, which is saying something considering some of the holders of the mouse. (The keyboard and mouse came in a set :O proness)
And Ms. Wong has been one of the few teachers who has almost consistently let us have an early end to the lesson.
Raphael*comes in late as usual*
Ms. Wong: STOP, what is a chemical reaction?
Raphael: Uh…*realize that Claire is typing every word of this, including answers like shit, who cares, and the like for previous answers to the same question…well, not this asterisked section but…ah, screw* When two reactants combine to form new chemical product!
Ms. Wong: And that is…correct! You can go sit down.
Everyone: WOAH model student sia.
HOW AM I GONNA COMPLETE COMMONWEALTH ESSAY RAWR.
Msn can go jumping off cliffs. Whee!
The downside of electing to play Blackjack with a unlucky feller and a girl who screams every 3 minutes on average, and both acting like they have a combined age of…7, is, well, you get the idea.
Raphael was telling me how bad sergeants could be.
Captain: One of the soldiers’ mothers died. You need to inform him.
Sergeant*walks up to soldier*: Your mother died.
Soldier: :(
Captain: Sergeant, next time break it to them gently.
*next month*
Captain: Another soldiers’ mother has died. Remember, break it to him gently.
Sergeant: *calls for assembly of all troops* OK, all those with mothers, please step forward…Not so fast, soldier…
Damn that’s just…
Lengthy discussions about the craziness of Russians, idiocy of Americans, and the bloody unbelievability of the Chinese is probably good for my mental health.
Random fact: The fourth most powerful earthquake in the last 50 years was at a remote…bomb testing site. 8.5 on the Richter scale. :)