The Catalyst

I need the magic in me. But their other things I’d like to turn other than the pavement into gold.
Yea man no Da Vinci yet still honeymoon week WOOTZ.
Which is why I’m not too looking forward to SMP. Unless of course…hmm…better not to insult certain people. Heh.
Anyway. Funny what can happen in two lessons. But then again…each lesson is two hours long WTH. WTH. WHY DO WE HAVE 5 HOURS OF MATH A WEEK :O
Mentoring was fun. PPL VOTE JIT. HE’S POLITE AND NEVER GETS ANGRY.
Man. That sounds SO darn sarcastic. :P
Math was Math. :D Mr. Yee was :D while reading our reasons for voting the…female mentor reps mainly.
DH: What happens if your eyeballs get poked out ah? Can you still see?
Jit: Dude WTH obviously not right dun be a retard.
DH: No I mean if you got your eyeballs poked out but u still have your optic nerves connected. *mimes pulling his eyeballs up ad swinging them around*
Jit: *WTF* expression
Hmm. Random insertation but I’m quite sure it happened that day.
This is wonderful now a single blogpost is taking, say THREE days to finish cos I’m helplessly trying to remember somethings that happened five days ago. WTH.
ARRKKK RAWR BIO HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN.
See the teacher is a bit (not too promising smiley) but thenthenthen, we always have DH around to save the day.
Ms. Lim: OK this is a swordfish *draws a fish, then a long extension from there the tail is* and this is the sword. The longer the sword is, the more attractive the male is to the female…
DH: MMmm…so the longer and thicker the sword is, the more attractive the fish…
Later…
Ms. Lim: OK so phylogeny was used to test for whether the Japanese were selling illegal whales.
DH: YES SPERM WHALES! *wriggles with index finger*
Ms. Lim: Of course, it was illegal to hunt humpback whales…
DH: Humpback, humpback, humpback *makes humping motions*
Me: WTFH
Looking forward to first Econs lecture…or not.