Saturday, September 25, 2010

On 42 and asterisks

OMG SO TIRED RUSHED SO MUCH WORK LAST NIGHT.
Doing bio assignment is just so annoying. Especially when it goes to the left, to the left…
Bleh so sad it would have been so nice if we could just tell Galen about this screwed graph at approximately four. Dunno who go ask Ms Fong and spoil all the fun. But the look on his face was still priceless when he realized he had to redo a graph and 2/3 of a one page answer. :D YES I KNOW I’M EVIL.
WE HAD SHEEP”S HEART CUTTIONG TODAY WOOTZ. SO FUN SO FUN. I know I’m Hyper but IT WAS JUST SO OWNAGE. Well. More like torture. I was feeling hungry all through the One hour practical. And all that for measuring the walls of the heart. AND THE HEART JUST SMELLED SO DAMN GOOD. But I can’t eat mutton. *sobs*
English speech…went OK. But not as well as I hoped. Maybe I shouldn’t have a script in the future. SERIOUSLY cramps my freaking style. Either that or I could have played Baby all the way through. Maybe everyone’s hearing capabilities would have been so impaired I might just sound better. XD
James: Sometimes, one would become even uglier after plastic surgery
Yes see James, you shouldn’t have gone.
James: If I had a girlfriend, I would probably ask her to go for plastic surgery…
TSKTSKTSK
Jit: It’s like, Yu Han goes up and talks about something profound, then Galen goes up and talks about something profound, then James goes up and talks about shit.
The two Koreans in our class were JUST SO FUNNY after Cyrus.
YJ: I am here to talk about hostel………In conclusion, DON’T GO HOSTEL! SERIOUSLY, get a MC or something.
Excerpts from Cyrus’s speech:
I see people moping all around all the time, like guys moping about a lost girlfriend, or girls moping about a lost boyfriend, or even guys moping a lost boyfriend. Mm.
…and did you know that 42% of statistics are made up on the spot? (OK maybe it was 41 but 42 is a MUCHMUCH nicer number dontcha agree?)
…100% of successful suicides result in death. I swear this is NOT made up.
…I am going to express what all teenagers need in a acronym: F*** I am sure you know what the asterisks stand for. (I dunno…O-O-D?)
…And K represents potassium because I couldn’t find anything else.
FTW-ness. Totally.
Chinese was. I dunno. I completely forgot. NUUUU. Music was life as normal, although composing a good melody and helping Shreyas then finally trying to ignore him is tough.
Mrs. Lay: Enjoy your weekend!
Class: Yes enjoy your trashing!
So sad it RAINED LATER. :( probably prevented the trashing.
On a random side note, Wu Jiong gave me a really good 2 hour exercise session. Running up and down 4 storeys consecutively does that.

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