Just getting what I deserve

I have finally got a pair of earphones. Together with a new hand phone but that’s not really the point. I HAVE A NEW WAY TO DIVERT BOREDOM WOOT. On a random side note, the hearing capabilities of the human are amazing.
And today started off with a…beepbeepbeep YAY assembly in class. It’s little things that make life rock. Or suck. Whatever. This is one of better ones. Including my earphones.
So it turns out that it was Simin’s birthday today. Obviously, she got presents. So we asked her what she got from Gabriel. *Warning: potentially scandalous stuff ahead*
Simin: Stomach *points at stomach region*
Jit Wu: O.O He made you pregnant?!
Simin: :O NO obviously it’s food right…babies dun grow in the stomach…
Jit Wu: Tsktsktsk…you so young…
Shreyas: Yes Simin, we have had many talks about this…how could you ignore the consequences of unwanted pregnancies?
Me: How do you know it’s unwanted?
Shreyas: … OK maybe it isn’t unwanted, but there are still the consequences.
So now everyone should say hello to Simin the Jit Wu way. *patpatpat*
2 hour physics lessons are always torture. Hallelujah earphones. And I insist 0 should be correct. :(
Dao Han was like emo-ing so much after getting 5/20 for the in-class assignment. And jeremias, by some mystical mathematical workings, showed that 3.sth times 2 is 140.sth. :O
GG Chem. Makeup lesson on Monday. But then, looking at our abysmal (and my freakishly atrocious quiz scores—I suppose I probably shouldn’t drink young) worksheet scores, we probably need it. :(
“We cannot go for makeup cos we need to play cards” FTW
I can tell everyone is now pissed off with Nat.
ACE was so kind of funny. :D Not saying anything else for fear of implication, like Mr. Yuen says.
Yay for repetition in Math.
Mr. Yee *stares at what I have written*: How come this looks SO similar to what I have done…?
Shreyas: Quick erase Mr. Yee’s working
Talking about Shreyas, he injured his hand and knee while falling…upwards.

Let’s conclude with some awesome quotes.
In order to counter flooding, we need to set up a HUGE fan and blow the rain clouds to Malaysia, or the sea. It is obvious that Jit is a master planner working for the good of our country.
DH: I had a dream. It was very wet…
DH: There’s nothing you can see in the Martin Luther King video! It’s all black and white!
Now that wasn’t meant to be racist but it so happened that in the context which it was used…
OH NO SO MUCH WORK FOR ENGLISH
*stress*