Sunday, September 19, 2010

Brutality

Crapping about some random trends (TRUE and PROVEN) raised my a couple of me classmates. Warning: all these trends are biased in one way or another. If offended I apologise for my fellow classmates beforehand here.
Now, not to be racist or making fun of anything, but let me tell you about my Hitler-Jew Theory. In fact, it’s not racist at all. DAMMIT.
Hitler came to Singapore at a certain point in time and had a horrific experience that had him screaming all the way back to the Third Reich.
Now, Hitler always had the habit of speaking really fast.
So the moment he landed in Berlin, he shouted,
IWANNAKILLTHEJITWU!
The Nazi officers, who talked at normal speed, thought,
He wanna kill the Jew!
And thus the Holocaust began.
Of course, the more Jews killed, the more angry Hitler got.
All the Nazi officers thought it was because they weren’t killing enough Jews, so they killed more. XD
And thus the ancestral Jitwu was saved.

It is the most simple thing to mark the Physics of script of 307. You just have to tick, tick, and tick some more.
Marking the scripts of 302 is the next simplest: Mostly it’s just cross, cross and cross again. They were so brilliant almost the whole class found out about the test just the day before.

Damn needa find more fun things. Oh yea our Chinese culture likes using Chinese websites so much, once when she was showing the students Cao Cao this pic of some scantily clad hot gal popped up. Proness. XD That’s why we should all use the power of Cheena.

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