PON

Screw this being tortured by an ulcer when eating an orange. Yes I’m occasionally stupid/brave that way.
Speaking about bravery and stupidity, the survey I took today was totally stupid. As in, the way Facebook quizzes are stupid.
Suddenly my luck in mahjong increases today. Hurm.
Bio was cool. Literally and quizzically. Though the *sob* last question.
I was bored out of my relatively large skull without my netbook. :(
And English was undoubtedly the most epic lesson ever. First, Mr. Tan turned a blind eye to Dao Han’s half eaten lunch, then I walked around the classroom with Galen laughing and pointing at random stuff.
Galen *pointing at Tseren*: The TWO of you are either on drugs or mentally retarded.
Now look who’s talking…
So there was this point, that when you are writing a Letter to the Editor, you need to put in one fact to make it convincing. And since the conclusion is where you make you final stand, why not put it there?
Me: After writing all about the pros of not having holiday homework, you should end off with, In conclusion, honey is made from bees.
DH: Hey…that’s a good idea! Then Mr. Tan will read it and go, Hmm, that’s true…Wait, WHAT?!
And Jit concluded his awesomely readable letter with In conclusion, we should not have homework.
Amazingly, that made so much sense.
Somehow, we then digressed to the topic of national holidays, namely, the National Day.
Me: We should have a National Day for Everyday we are a nation!
DH: Hey, that’s a great idea. Then you can submit a proposal to the government looking something like this.
I propose that everyday we remain a nation, we hold National Day. Let me list the cons of this arrangement, which are not very much. Firstly, all our students would be slacking at home, and not learning anything, and soon their knowledge would decrease to less that that of a lemur. Also, adults would not be working, meaning our economy would be screwed, especially as we’re going to hold a nationwide celebration daily. But In return, you get a 300% increase in proficiency of everyone’s DOTA skills! 300%, sir. That is obviously good enough to overcome all the cons of this arrangement!
By the way, I might just be in slight trouble for posting this, but it is good to have a platform of truth on my blog.
Johnny, our neighbourhood Mr. helpful, is probably going to get screwed.
Let me recap.
Last semester, I was trying not to drift off when I happened to look out the window ad what did I see? Johnny outside the girl’s toilet. So I looked, and then he pushed the door open, looked around, then went off. The table of six I was sitting at was almost in hysteries.
Then this month, Johnny, being the freaking brilliant genius he is, went INTO the girl’s toilet and locked himself in one of the cubicles. The 301 students couldn’t resist the fun , so in went Amelia bravely to bang hard on the door of the locked cubicle. The door opens, a Johnny, behaving as if this is his own home toilet, pulled a long face, which wasn’t too difficult, and yelled his head off at her for wanting to go to the toilet. At least he didn’t ask “Girl, what do you think you are doing?”
J.Lau laughed so hard when I he realized Johnny was reported for that.
J.Lau: I think…he goes to a different girl’s toilet everyday of the week. For the variety, you know.
And that isn’t even with what DH suggested were possible reasons for Johnny’s rage. XD