Thursday, August 4, 2011

Take a Ride With Me

Half-exciting day.
Maybe more exciting if Dr. Wong had approved my leaving early. But oh well.
English :D. Speech proposal :D.
Ms. Koo: If the government would give 500K for a child, I’d have babies in no time!
I’d do whatever too if the government was willing to spend that much on increasing the population through birth rates. Unfortunately they realized that importing people was much cheaper.
*Justin Bieber was allowed to drive? Seriously?*
Galen: Eh I can’t read the comments WTH does this say?
Dr. Wong: Don’t look at me I can’t read my own handwriting either.
GG. Over the rainbow with multicolored Boomwhackers. One has to appreciate the irony.
So much handouts T.T two files probably won’t be enough.
Lesson planning. Hurm. For a 30 minutes lesson. GG. For students in Year Two. HOLY…
DH almost failed except for the fact that…hmm…
From a really failure of a game we learnt the most suitable plan for Singapore. In other words, if Jit Wu was Prime Minister…
Plan for Singapore
OK. We got 5 trillion in the reserves. The first thing we need to know is that public is NOT a word in our dictionary. All you need is a HUGE CASINO that covers the ENTIRE CITY. One trillion for that!
Next, I’m privatizing everything. THOSE WHO CAN’T AFFORD IT CAN GO LIVE IN THE SLUMS! One more trillion for that
WHO NEEDS WATER. We’re, like, SURROUNDED by it, man!
WHO CARES ABOUT SANITATION. GO take your dump IN THE SEA!
Oh, right, my city isn’t defended well enough. No kick, we’ll construct a mega-large air base with planes a tenth the size of our country!
OK, we have absolutely no industries and I have no idea how we’re still generating money to keep this up but NEVERMIND THAT. While we’re at it I think we should help our younger generation with a space age school. :D
I think our tourists need a nicer place to stay. CRYSTAL PALACES, Coming right up!
The way this goes, there might be people approaching him for official city running advice. GG.

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