Never Come Back

…And it was this big.
(Yea, I promised but that’ doesn’t mean I can’t hint to it. I mean, we went to so much trouble trying to see it.)
Ms. Koo: DH, you are baring your midriff…and it is making me high…
OMGZZZ COME ON.
Shyt I has to do commercial based on…fifteen techniques? :O
Advert shows: Hot girl with broken down car. Two guys come along in an SUV.
DH: DAYUMMMM
Guys just drive by.
“I’ve never ever seen a Toyota break down.”
“Hot girl” strips off mask to reveal some angry guy.
DH: OH GOD BLEAURGH
And then…
THAT fat girl in a bikini with her pet dog. And the message of the print ad was: Choose pets; they don’t choose?
(I’m sorry, but isn’t there some screwed up implication about the possible relationships on has with your pets when the girl is in a BIKINI, no less?)
DH: ARRGH CHANGE THE SLIDE DAMMIT
Music. Oh. Right.
I like Dr. Wong’s red shirt XD
Dr. Wong: You’re so huge and you can’t even produce half the sound that Simin makes?
I think we can put him together with the practicing kids they might teach. Would make them feel better about themselves.
How come there were more 402 students than 403 students for ACE?
And why were we doing anything about interviews when the next interviews are probably a couple of years away.
(When everyone knows you just have to walk in like a boss)
Mr. Loo: The emphasis on interviews is all about the impression you make in the first twenty seconds. The way you walk in, shake the hand, how you dress…but everyone knows interviews are all about luck lah, sometimes I come out thinking shit I screwed it up, then—got through.
DH: How…Mr. Li made the interview ah?
Mr. Loo: Cos…first 20 seconds haven’t started speaking yet.
Class: LMAO
Jon Koo: So what’s your pornt?
Galen: Isn’t that really screwed, cos if you walk in with a suit, tie and everything, then you open your mouth and…
Me: Start speaking like this (in fake baby-high voice of a certain person two years older than us. Oh, and that douchebag hairstyle)
Heehee
Mr. Loo: Eh I where got insult you? I only say people who play music are either gay or good-looking. Pick one.
Jeremias: Unfair lah Mr. Loo dunnid to pick. He’s both.
Touche.
Lim Jeck doesn’t shower for…a week. Man…
Mr. Loo: Keat Mun will like try and say something. After I tell him to repeat himself 5 times he just ignores me. And then suddenly come up to hijack my laptop while I just…look skywards.
Someone: Never stop him meh?
Mr. Loo: How to stop huh?