Love You Like a Love Song

National Day was…good? At least all the fainting was confined to one cobbled-together-at-the-last-moment house. :P
I mean, anything would have been better than the walking contingent XD
OK, jokes about the 43rd contingent of Domestic Helpers aside…
(Ji Hyun: AH MY GLASSES MY GLASSES *freaks out*)
Oh, yea. That too. How do your glasses drop from your face while marching off anyway?
Still. It felt so much like a Monday this morning. Bah.
*over National Day*
Shi Ni: I can entertain you at my house or you can continue gaying at Galen’s house
*MANHOOD UNDER THREAT IN FLASHING CAPITALS OVER DH’S HEAD*
Me: So…which option did you choose?
DH: SECOND ONE! A…Ha…
Flag-raising.
Leetle Boy raising National Flag: *jerkjerkjerkjerk* to random point above middle of flagpole *starts shaking in the knees while National Song proceeds* oh crap it’s gonna finish? *jerkjerkjerk*
If he doesn’t have a heart attack soon, I probably will.
Chinese=Mass copying in effect. Well, what did WJ expect us to do when he hasn’t even started TEACHING the topic in question?
Health checksome slacking???-->Profit
DH’s Basketball training plan:
1. Do a simple dribble. Back and forth, back and forth…
2. Now go low on the ground and keep the ball as low as freaking possible with your hands in front of your body, behind your back, for as long as possible…
Galen: Dood that’s like after I teach you to balance the ball on your bat in table tennis…then YOU DO THE SMASH HIYAHHH!
GG all our plants rotting. ANDJIT LOST ANOTHER RULER OF MINE GNARRRAWR
Jit: DH must have took it
Me: He doesn’t even measure our rotted plants!
Jit: Oh then must be NAT! OR SHREYAS
Me: WTF?!
Jit: Noobs quick return Yu Han’s ruler.
OK, I understand I had FIVE at first, but somehow my army’s been whittled down to ONE. WTH.
Physics MagnetismIn-class assignment next weekTEST nextnext week We die really soon.
Then again, a week of holidays at the end of August SOUNDS GREAT OH YEA XD
Ms. Wong: Claire, Rapahel, Yao Rui, Joshua and Cyrus, please go and change…
Then
Ms. Wong: Claire! First back. OK now who do you bet will be last.
Probably the one who takes twice the time to shower as a girl.
DUNDUNDUNDUN.
Yep.
One wonders whether he’s so stoned he can’t even change straight.