Thursday, July 14, 2011

Papi

*On Tuesday, while we were trying in vain to teach Ji Hyun Chinese*
Candice: Mr. Wang help us!
Mr. Wang: …’基本’? It is such a simple one!
Ji Hyun: *is depressed*
Mr. Wang: *translated from Chinese* “To marry me, one of the basic requirements is that you need to have money”
*Mr. Wang leaves after some time*
*Returns in 10 minutes*
All: LOL why he came back.
Mr. Wang: *beckons for Ji Hyun’s paper* *erases sentence he suggested* *to Ji* Don’t tell other people I taught you these values! *goes off*
Candice: so…he came back specially just to erase the sentence?! OMGZZZ
In the morning the International Friendship Patchwork was there in all its four-mahjong-paper-sized/huge prominent NOMNOMNO-iscutoff-glory and due to being ENGROSSED in his private affairs DH completely did not know of its existence. WTH.
The Taiwan Kaohsiung Kaohsiung High School arrived with no little aplomb (exchanging porcelain for the pathetic little glass plate of ours—wonder when they’ll want to switch back) and the only glimpse of Mr. Loo the whole day was in the tiny time he walked up to stage before slinking behind the curtains. Which reminds me.
Someone: Jeremias looks more like William’s brother than Johannes’ brother man!
Mr. Loo: Wait…Johannes, in Year 7, is your brother?
Jeremias: yea…
Mr. Loo: *pause* WTH! *pause* what happened?
XD proness
So the first lesson, Chinese, where we read newspaper and did nothing else much, owning to a screwed up laptop. ~bliss~
In PE, we experienced the raw power of 10 vs 2. Jeremias and Yao Rui against me and PS. Mission Impossible.
PS: N1 noob 10 people also cannot hit.
Jeremias: Dood you hit so far to other court liao.
Me: Eh what kinda excuse is that 10 people have 10 courts man.
Best to not mention what we were doing before this. *fast forward*
YJ: *is doing some gay dance with the tennis racket behind Mr. Sim’s back while everyone was trying hard not to LOL*
James: *has the WTH look on his face when he sees*
Mr. Sim *turns and…*
YJ: *stops*
Class: LOL
It isn’t often that I bemoan not putting videos on my blog but this…has to be seen to be believed.
*to when Mr. Sim was teaching us the drop-shot*
Tseren: *is manhandling James to the ground, doing…*
Nah. I don’t even want to know.
Mr. Sim: *turns and…*
*this time they don’t stop. Ahem*
Mr. Sim: Hey Tseren, please don’t damage to goods. We still want them working when he gets back to Korea.
Class: ROFL
Tseren seems to feel…a little curvy today. Keep on leaning on James for whatever reason. Aiyahh…
Physic—*erases from memory bank*. Not really worth it
And then the break in between.
*lots of vandalism drawing with crayons later*
Me: *looks and sees numerous embellishments to numerous originally innocent (or not) images* ROFLMAOWTIME
Tseren: Is this going to be submitted?
Claire: It is going to be captured in HIGH DEFINITION, and printed on ceramic tiles that will be part of the entire SCHOOL MONTAGE! WHICH PART OF HIGH-DEF DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? *proceeds to kill DH and Tseren*
Well…at least the tiles are small. Big consolation.
Tseren: Ha I have two swords!
Claire *assaults, punches him in the chest through the opening he created when blocking*
OMG what a failure.
I liked the look on DH’s face when he learnt that Claire once dragged someone across the school track in primary school.
Me: Don’t worry DH when that happens Jit and I will be like…behind you all the way.
Hopefully all 100m of it is all. And preferably not the face. I still like having that part of DH around.
With Ms. Wong’s non-presence removing most of the stress, a two hour Chemistry lesson was…really great, to say the least. Therefore here are only a few select awesome quotes.
Mr. Idzam: So I give my number to Yao Rui…and he gives it to everyone
Yao Rui: Huh? *acts innocent*
GG paparazzi-in-disguise
Mr. Idzam: Actually I want to go teach at ACS. Firstly, all the classrooms have air-conditioning.
ARGH DARN THEM *protests school-wide scam at spending money they promised on school-wide air-conditioning on labs we hardly use except for…the air-conditioning. ZZT*
Now, not that I’ve been observing this for days, and although there have been redeeming explanations almost every time, now I’m not sure if Galen isn’t gay for Cyrus. I mean, OBVIOUS cause-and-effect much? :O
*wishes he could turn off the Cyrus radio*
Some epic fans were putting up Hogwarts posters, emblems, House logos, spell names under appropriate appliances. Unfortunately the Senior Management has a poor sense of humor. Ah well.

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