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Parade Commander forgetting that Singaporean Citizens took the Pledge. WTH
Mentoring with tarts :D.
A happy man I am.
Ji-hyun: DH PAY ME $2!
DH: OKOK! *slaps her hand* My hi-5 is worth $10, so now you owe me $8! GImme change! *slaps again* $18 now!
Ji-hyun: *throws mini-tantrum* gimme the money!
DH: OKOK, go out of the class for a while *takes his wallet and hides the money* YOU CAN COME IN NOW
Ji-hyun: So where’s my two dollars?
DH: Oh, I’m sorry! I ain’t got no money! I’m broke!
Ji-hyun: NO you must have hidden it in a pocket or something…
DH: Serious! *Pulls out side pockets* Nothing in there!
And then, instead of pushing for the money she…conveniently forgets about everything. Conveniently for DH.
Somehow DH got high marks for the nearly-month late practical. Granted it was entirely the fault of a certain continent, but still…
Mr. Soh: And now…we’ll use DH and Ansel, my favourite examples…if you were 0.1% different, you’d be just like DH!
One leaves with the impression of whether to consider this a disaster or not.
Bah Shutupid assignment. With shtupid graphs and stupid squirrels.
And why was the white allele selected against?
*the below is not meant to be racists in any way*
Hunters became color-blind. And shot only white squirrels.
A…racist virus developed. Against WHITE squirrels
A…Lincoln squirrel appeared, swore to free the grey squirrels and then…
*the above is not meant to be racist in any way*
Glad we got that straight. Other than the completely useless dominant allele present in 40%.
Simin on Seme-Uke Quiz: It’s just another quiz.
YAY THERE IS actually sound. And yes she is beautiful.
Debate preparations are fun.
Galen: What YOU Have to do, Shreyas, is after they’ve sold the product for a hundre bucks, you have to convince them they owe you money.
From one scammer to another…
How the Israelites won:
Jew 1: Hey, it’s the Syrian Air Force!
Jew 2: Oh…hmm those planes look familiar…
Jew 1: Of course. Remember that deal last week?
Jew 2: Oh, right. Hey, you remembered to replace those parts, right?
Jew 1: Nope. (Beat) I removed them.
Randomly shouting in a Chinese accent is amusing to some. Done right.
Peng Seng’s face when watching HyunA’s Bubble Pop DH’s serious business proposal=priceless
Mr. Loo: HEY EVERYONE QUIET ME AND SHREYAS ARE DISCUSSING BUSINESS HERE
Class: LMAO
Mr. Loo: Hey Peng Seng you look stressed. Are you very stressed?
Class: No man he just had stress reliever
Wish Mr. Loo good luck in the Korean hair salon? :D