Got caught

Hmmm what can I say? Too bad lor. Went to Battle Stations then lab tech caught me. So? Scolded me lor. But that was fun.

Him: Battle Stations fun right?
Me: Dunno...(I only just went to the app HTF I noe)
Him: So what was your partner doing? Was he playing? You better tell. (WTF make it sound like I went on a robbery with him like that. PARTNER and not SCHOOLMATE)
Me: Yea, he was. (and then he leaves it like that. Nice going)
Him (takes out yellow form. And flips it up and down LOL): Abuse of technology...serious offense. (Takes out a pen and crosses out the second chance a few hundred times as he talks. LOL.) We lab techs don't have second chances. So if another teacher catches you, it's straight demerit points. (OK lor)
Me: Yes.
Him: So what do you define as a game?
Me: Web games. Clicking buttons.
Him: Have you read the lab rules?
Me: Yes.
Him: Let me check if it says web games there...(goes out)comes in after 3 seconds and leads me out.(points at the notice) What does it say?
Me: No gaming is allowed.
Him: You know what is malingering? Lying. (WTF are you insinuating something. Of course you are)Unfortunately for you I wrote the rules. Means that no games are allowed. Web games, word games etc. (LOL you can try to play games without the web on these computers then. Tell me what other games you come up with.)
Me: Yes.
Him: So do you admit that you were playing.
Me: Yea. I hadn't started.
Him: Were you going to play?
Me: Yea.
Him: WERE YOU?!!!(WTF screaming at my face for freaking no reason)Do I have to raise my voice for you to answer my question? (Do I have to slap some sense into you?)
Me: If you hadn't heard i already said "Yea" meaning Yes, Yep, what ever you like.
Him: Is this the way you stand while talking (HTF you want me to stand. You aren't a Sergeant in NCC for God's sake)
Me: Yes.
Him: You signed the AUP. Mr Jerry Siah told you last year. Ms Van told you this year. This either means you Don't respect the teachers speaking, or you don't read what you sign. Go out to work, don't read contracts and sign, company lose money, your fault. (OK but the parents signed that policy first. And when I go out to work, if I don't sign a policy that the boss has signed, I get fired, still my fault. Then now you want me to read and question higher authority. Smart. Call a spade a spade please.)
Me: Yes.
Him: I can freeze your account. Or ban you for 6 months (YES PLS) But I'm not going to do that. Or trouble your mentor(WTF?) (Hands me the yellow form)Read, then write.
Me: (Fills in lor)
Him: (reads) Hmm your mentor has a headache. Not the first time already. I will inform him. (Yea, and the part about not troubling him?) In the meantime, you will tell all your classmates to read the lab rules. If another of your classmates is caught and he tells me you have not told him, I will some looking for you. (Whatever)
Him: (Walks to the door) If you have no other business, you may leave. I suggest you go to the canteen.

DISCLAIMER:This article is at best 50% accurate. I will not take responsibility for any questions regarding discrepancies in order of conversation, etc.

Just in case he accuses me of "malingering"