I was tagged bleh

answer these for me?

`Who are you? What's your name?
Some random person. With a random name called Lau Yu Han
`Are we friends?
Dunno. Are we?
`When and how did we meet?
Not sure. Maybe when U bitch-slapped me =D
`You do care for me right?
Of course. After you die.
`Do you love me?
Nah. Perhaps when I die
`Would you ever kiss me?
Hmm. That couldbe when everyone else s dead and i got nothing better to do.
`Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Dory. I didn't. U did!
`Describe me in one word.
Dory :D
`Too hard? Describe me in one sentence then.
Dory. :D
`What was your first impression of me?
Dory! :D
`Do you still think that way about me now?
~Duh~
`What reminds you of me?
Dory...
`Do you know my handphone number?
Duh. Ozzerwise how I call u abt Geog
`Have you messaged me before?
Hmm. I think so...
`If you could give me anything what would it be?
A bitch-slap
`How well do you think you know me?
Dunno. Dun care
`When's the last time you saw me?
2008 :D IDK
`Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Yea.
`If yes, what is it?
Cos like I'm at Sembawang and want to tell you how Dory u are while u're at ur home (maybe)
`Are you going to repost this to see what I say about you?
Dun care la