Someone needs to compile a list of classic Mr. Lim quotes. And situations.
So here.
“The whole world knows, you know. The WHOLE WORLD KNOWS.” *Three-fingered—I don’even know what to call it. For nerdness’ sake, I’m calling it the Nightcrawler hand* “Do you know? No? Then you’re not in this world!”
“有没有？明不明？”
“…And then, monkey see, monkey do.”
“Sure. My pleasure!”
“…but it’s not that Mr. Lim wants to cheat you of knowing this wonderful short cut, you know; please don’t be upset. Are you upset? Oh, Samantha is upset I see. It’s OK, you and I could go out for some time and discuss Math over a cup of coffee…”
“Nicholas! You’re too bad at cheating—I think you need to pick up some tips from Mr. Lim, you know.”
“You know, if you want to you ought to bring in a sweater, and write all the equations on the sleeves, you know. But make sure that you bring the right sweater on the right exam date, otherwise you might bring the Physics sweater to your Math exam, and then—Oh no!”
“I realized that Singapore is not having enough babies for the replacement rate too, you know, and that’s not good. It’s because not enough people are dating, you know. The smartest men will date the women who are slightly less smart, and so on, and then there will be the least smart men and smartest women left without partners. I have a recursion formula for this, you know…”
Starbucks date <3
Taken in a different context that might not be completely appropriate.
But what the hey.
English. Bah.
I haven’t read my own essay properly enough to remember it. T.T
Monday, March 5, 2012
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Mirror
Laser Quest fully booked in February GG
No problem: Cluster meeting have!
*disclaimer: order of events edited to suit my memory as it occurs*
“So…Laser Quest is off, any ideas?”
“Anything with 2A!” (No prizes or guessing who this is. Hmm)
Cluster: LMAO
“OK erm so do we have any suggestions?”
*the usual boring stuff. You know, cycling…*
“Got people cannot cycle, but never mind I willing to learn”
“Later Aris gets the two seater one so he can ride…”
*Buffet only…*
“OK…anyone who’s NOT teck chye voting for this?”
“What about swimming?”
“Come on, you want to see us in trunks?”
“Oh, someone wants to see people in swim suits…”
*Archery…*
“Ten dollars will give you so many arrow you will shoot till you tired”
“GG later come back one arm super buff”
“With 2A”
“Going archery with girls?”
“Imagine they are guys, then with one super buff arm…”
ROFL
“NONO NOT GOING THERE”
*Prawning…*
“Prawning is seriously waste of time and money man”
“Oh yea you got go right what happened?”
“Cannot eat the prawns meh”
“Yea Roy tried to cook and burnt everything WTF”
“But should be quite fun la, make sure there’s no beef or mutton…”
LOL
“…Zoo?”
OHGAWDNO
“Or maybe…um…Jurong birdpark in the morning, Zoo in the afternoon, and Night Safari at night! Everything covered!”
“Ya lor cost how much only per person LMAO”
“What about…GOAT FARM!”
“Dude, what are we, primary school kids?”
“Eh but I heard the Goat’s milk damn nice.”
“OK so milking goats?”
“With 2A? But Aris will probably be looking to milk a very different kind of animal…”
*milking goats (somethingelsecompletelylessinnocent) put down. Hilarity ensues*
*without revealing too much, let’s say it goes along the line of squishing. Of things.*
“OKOK NOW THAT WE’RE DONE WITH SUGGESTIONS LET’S VOTE”
…
“Who votes for milking-“
“GOATS Milking goats”
Laughing/Good core training results.
No problem: Cluster meeting have!
*disclaimer: order of events edited to suit my memory as it occurs*
“So…Laser Quest is off, any ideas?”
“Anything with 2A!” (No prizes or guessing who this is. Hmm)
Cluster: LMAO
“OK erm so do we have any suggestions?”
*the usual boring stuff. You know, cycling…*
“Got people cannot cycle, but never mind I willing to learn”
“Later Aris gets the two seater one so he can ride…”
*Buffet only…*
“OK…anyone who’s NOT teck chye voting for this?”
“What about swimming?”
“Come on, you want to see us in trunks?”
“Oh, someone wants to see people in swim suits…”
*Archery…*
“Ten dollars will give you so many arrow you will shoot till you tired”
“GG later come back one arm super buff”
“With 2A”
“Going archery with girls?”
“Imagine they are guys, then with one super buff arm…”
ROFL
“NONO NOT GOING THERE”
*Prawning…*
“Prawning is seriously waste of time and money man”
“Oh yea you got go right what happened?”
“Cannot eat the prawns meh”
“Yea Roy tried to cook and burnt everything WTF”
“But should be quite fun la, make sure there’s no beef or mutton…”
LOL
“…Zoo?”
OHGAWDNO
“Or maybe…um…Jurong birdpark in the morning, Zoo in the afternoon, and Night Safari at night! Everything covered!”
“Ya lor cost how much only per person LMAO”
“What about…GOAT FARM!”
“Dude, what are we, primary school kids?”
“Eh but I heard the Goat’s milk damn nice.”
“OK so milking goats?”
“With 2A? But Aris will probably be looking to milk a very different kind of animal…”
*milking goats (somethingelsecompletelylessinnocent) put down. Hilarity ensues*
*without revealing too much, let’s say it goes along the line of squishing. Of things.*
“OKOK NOW THAT WE’RE DONE WITH SUGGESTIONS LET’S VOTE”
…
“Who votes for milking-“
“GOATS Milking goats”
Laughing/Good core training results.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Set Fire To The Rain
I noticed that not two posts ago I was in a class of whackjobs.
I miss that class of whackjobs.
So much. T_T
This class can get retarded at times.
(That's probably a good thing, by the way)
But most other it's frustrating.
One can stand an entire class of muggers for just so many times.
Now it would be fine and dandy if quizzes or graded class tasks were on the level of say, Honours.
(I will be missing major modules so badly when the Honours hit)
But no, they're the type that makes you regret THINKING of studying.
Oh well.
Adaptation?
Too much Bio Olympiad, I see.
Also, I finally did not sleep during a Biomed lecture.
One can hardly tell whether that is for the better of anyone or anything.
Except for the fact that I am sleeping more, perhaps.
Um.
My story manuscript D:
I'm upset now. I think.
Mr. Lim: This method doesn't work for every case, but please, um, don't be upset because you think teacher is shortchanging you. But if you are upset we can always go out for, you know, a coffee, and discuss math over it.
Sometimes, though, this guy just brightens my day.
Nowadays everything is boring.
And I'm cruisin'
In a handy turtle shell, but still cruisin'
I miss that class of whackjobs.
So much. T_T
This class can get retarded at times.
(That's probably a good thing, by the way)
But most other it's frustrating.
One can stand an entire class of muggers for just so many times.
Now it would be fine and dandy if quizzes or graded class tasks were on the level of say, Honours.
(I will be missing major modules so badly when the Honours hit)
But no, they're the type that makes you regret THINKING of studying.
Oh well.
Adaptation?
Too much Bio Olympiad, I see.
Also, I finally did not sleep during a Biomed lecture.
One can hardly tell whether that is for the better of anyone or anything.
Except for the fact that I am sleeping more, perhaps.
Um.
My story manuscript D:
I'm upset now. I think.
Mr. Lim: This method doesn't work for every case, but please, um, don't be upset because you think teacher is shortchanging you. But if you are upset we can always go out for, you know, a coffee, and discuss math over it.
Sometimes, though, this guy just brightens my day.
Nowadays everything is boring.
And I'm cruisin'
In a handy turtle shell, but still cruisin'
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Vanilla Twilight
Hey.
Didn’t expect to see you still around.
(Frankly, the way things stand I didn’t expect to see me here either.)
I think I’ve lost the…taste to blog?
(Oh The Horror)
Or maybe it’s just the personal crises. New class of…closet muggers, a week’s worth of bio mugging to entertain me this Chinese New Year.
T.T
Ah well. All beginnings must have an end. Or is it the other way round.
Our hostel room is Spartan. And sort of dusty. Whenever I walk into someone else’s room.
Magiclean? Somehow I don’t like the mop. It always makes things…dirtier somehow. A soppier kind of dirty.
And I still haven’t gotten out of holiday mood. Really. Feels like one every week.
Obviously, then, no motivation to study.
Hello hostel life.
And…really still tryin to add the class to my people collection before I can relaly post much of substance.
Not like anything here was really of substance originally.
Also, I am losing things.
Three things in the same number of weeks.
T.T. Least I found one. Through stupidity GRRAWR.
Dr. Dewey likes glitter. And talking. Especially if he gets to take a jab at someone into the bargain.
SO CUTE <3
And he’s British. Reasons for cuteness not necessarily in that order.
Mentoring, though, with our class.
Dr. Dewey: You people are…difficult!
*nervous giggles*
Eh heh. Seems like they aren’t too much of the talking sort.
(needing to mug still bugging me)
Oh. Well.
Screw off.
Debate was actually amusing.
I think.
Obviously, talking in impressive tones is enough to use complete bullshit you pull on the fly to impress everyone. But that’s just me, I think.
Oh, and five dollars which you have to spend 30 dollars to use.
One does not look gift horses in the mouth, I suppose. Especially gift horses that are not Times magazines.
Didn’t expect to see you still around.
(Frankly, the way things stand I didn’t expect to see me here either.)
I think I’ve lost the…taste to blog?
(Oh The Horror)
Or maybe it’s just the personal crises. New class of…closet muggers, a week’s worth of bio mugging to entertain me this Chinese New Year.
T.T
Ah well. All beginnings must have an end. Or is it the other way round.
Our hostel room is Spartan. And sort of dusty. Whenever I walk into someone else’s room.
Magiclean? Somehow I don’t like the mop. It always makes things…dirtier somehow. A soppier kind of dirty.
And I still haven’t gotten out of holiday mood. Really. Feels like one every week.
Obviously, then, no motivation to study.
Hello hostel life.
And…really still tryin to add the class to my people collection before I can relaly post much of substance.
Not like anything here was really of substance originally.
Also, I am losing things.
Three things in the same number of weeks.
T.T. Least I found one. Through stupidity GRRAWR.
Dr. Dewey likes glitter. And talking. Especially if he gets to take a jab at someone into the bargain.
SO CUTE <3
And he’s British. Reasons for cuteness not necessarily in that order.
Mentoring, though, with our class.
Dr. Dewey: You people are…difficult!
*nervous giggles*
Eh heh. Seems like they aren’t too much of the talking sort.
(needing to mug still bugging me)
Oh. Well.
Screw off.
Debate was actually amusing.
I think.
Obviously, talking in impressive tones is enough to use complete bullshit you pull on the fly to impress everyone. But that’s just me, I think.
Oh, and five dollars which you have to spend 30 dollars to use.
One does not look gift horses in the mouth, I suppose. Especially gift horses that are not Times magazines.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Russian Unicorn
It’s…going to be a long week.
Bryan: HEY I got 21 for bio prac man!
J.Lau: Yea…I got 22.
I should have known better than trying to continue blogging but, ah well.
I guess, being in a class of whack jobs makes one a whack job.
What if the whack job influence comes from other aspects, huh?
Shi Ni: I WANT THE STICKY THING! *jerks hand up and down*
Me: WTF?
Jit: WTF?
DH: WTFFF?
I guess…that is quite an appropriate response in response to such stupidity.
Shi Ni: WHAT???AHAHAHAHAHA
That, on the other hand, is a stupid response no matter the situation.
Well, what did YOU expect?
The was raining so hard there was sea spray on the stairways. The sixth-floor stairways.
Mr. Soh: I’m so wet you guys need to join in the fun. Come to the Life Sciences lab.
Lashing rain+air-con=very good idea. :D
During Biology we have established that Morgan Freeman is God. Existing since 160,000 years ago.
And someone needs to sort out his tastes of music. That goes along with serious documentaries.
Ms. Soh: And now…the worst for the last…20/22
OH SHIT LOST TO BRYAN
Aheh.
PPV.
We actually made more headway on chem.
I can’t remember what else we did, but it was probably something awesome. And the rain stopped, so that was probably good.
Math. I need to get away from Jeremias. GET SMARTER DAO HAN *hinthint*
GG deck of cards with a quarter chance of drawing an ace. Must be my kind of deck. :D
Mr. Loo stares at people evilly sometimes. :O
And the one who has been doing all our work while we drink coffee is leaving NUUUU
But, we have cookies. :D
Bryan: HEY I got 21 for bio prac man!
J.Lau: Yea…I got 22.
I should have known better than trying to continue blogging but, ah well.
I guess, being in a class of whack jobs makes one a whack job.
What if the whack job influence comes from other aspects, huh?
Shi Ni: I WANT THE STICKY THING! *jerks hand up and down*
Me: WTF?
Jit: WTF?
DH: WTFFF?
I guess…that is quite an appropriate response in response to such stupidity.
Shi Ni: WHAT???AHAHAHAHAHA
That, on the other hand, is a stupid response no matter the situation.
Well, what did YOU expect?
The was raining so hard there was sea spray on the stairways. The sixth-floor stairways.
Mr. Soh: I’m so wet you guys need to join in the fun. Come to the Life Sciences lab.
Lashing rain+air-con=very good idea. :D
During Biology we have established that Morgan Freeman is God. Existing since 160,000 years ago.
And someone needs to sort out his tastes of music. That goes along with serious documentaries.
Ms. Soh: And now…the worst for the last…20/22
OH SHIT LOST TO BRYAN
Aheh.
PPV.
We actually made more headway on chem.
I can’t remember what else we did, but it was probably something awesome. And the rain stopped, so that was probably good.
Math. I need to get away from Jeremias. GET SMARTER DAO HAN *hinthint*
GG deck of cards with a quarter chance of drawing an ace. Must be my kind of deck. :D
Mr. Loo stares at people evilly sometimes. :O
And the one who has been doing all our work while we drink coffee is leaving NUUUU
But, we have cookies. :D
Sparks Fly
Today.
Oh dear.
Speech-making was so much harder that I thought it would be.
Trembling in the cold, fortunately I didn’t drop off.
BUT—Doing with 08. :D
And then—one of them did abortion. Without considering anything important from hell and back before deciding that that would be a good advocacy topic, I think.
Cue the missiles.
*joins*
Bloody hell.
Dr. Wong seemed to be in a bad mood…?
Thank fully we weren’t too late for music.
And then the group teaching Chinese Opera apparently did better than the troupe we were forced to go to!
As for what hat might be saying, I’ll toss it up to debate.
Music test. Blah. Two marks for effort? :D?
I like the feeling.
Of having to go for useless trips after examinations.
Not.
Ms. Yeo: You are not allowed to leave from the last spot on the trip.
Then…what about the FIRST stop?
Ah yes.
Ian’s animation T.T
Coming clean T.T
Insult I felt after taking the PSAT T.T
The class’s neatness O.o mind-effed.
JIT WU’S NOTES IN NEAT PILES :O
Oh dear.
Speech-making was so much harder that I thought it would be.
Trembling in the cold, fortunately I didn’t drop off.
BUT—Doing with 08. :D
And then—one of them did abortion. Without considering anything important from hell and back before deciding that that would be a good advocacy topic, I think.
Cue the missiles.
*joins*
Bloody hell.
Dr. Wong seemed to be in a bad mood…?
Thank fully we weren’t too late for music.
And then the group teaching Chinese Opera apparently did better than the troupe we were forced to go to!
As for what hat might be saying, I’ll toss it up to debate.
Music test. Blah. Two marks for effort? :D?
I like the feeling.
Of having to go for useless trips after examinations.
Not.
Ms. Yeo: You are not allowed to leave from the last spot on the trip.
Then…what about the FIRST stop?
Ah yes.
Ian’s animation T.T
Coming clean T.T
Insult I felt after taking the PSAT T.T
The class’s neatness O.o mind-effed.
JIT WU’S NOTES IN NEAT PILES :O
Monday, October 10, 2011
Ain't No Mountain Higher
Yay for the beginning of hell week, 2nd edition?
it really isn’t so much of the homework (no, not more than usual…just the same as we always have had...T.T)
But, you know, since they’re just a couple or so weeks to the examinations…One can surely hope for better things.
In the weeks to come, anyway… *sighs*
HOSTEL :D
Yea, still a bit far away right. But heck it.
I WANNA LEAVE CLASS TOO D:
Independent Study sounds a really good idea. Oh well.
Bio: quiz.
Never a good news.
But, you know, GENETICS argh.
*should be easy manzzz*
We came up with the theory that if me or Tiong looks at DH’s face for extended periods of time, our IQ level will start dropping
Galen: *blocks out DH’s face with hand*
DH: N1 stop being hater man!
Here I must interrupt with news from Friday.
DH: Noob man Tiong do such shitty puncturing.
Me: Usually the CEO doesn’t do this shit. That’s why we got cleaners who are more pro at it! :D *points significantly*
DH:…shuddap man!
*blocks out DH’s face from the past*
Yep. Helps.
All these sisters and brothers and randomincestuous relations are so complicated rawr.
Aaanyway. The quiz. At long last.
DH: DOOD where’s Tiong?
Jit: DOOD where’s Yu Han?!
DH: *sees me and tiong waving from opposite ends of the room* WTF they are at opposite ends of the…world! It’s like the…North and South Pole and this is…
Me: Africa…
DH: Come on! It’s Christmas! Come back here!
Galen: *blocks out DH’s face*
Good response. LMAO.
But seriously? Dragons?
And then ARGH CHEM.
Which was so simple.
With a really scammer bonus question. :O
Oh well. Better than a couple million Celsius. XD.
Chinese. He manages to waste an hour better than anyone ever could.
And lack of assembly invariably gives rise to…
DH: HEY WTH whenever we get into this circle, we invariably get started on the topic of…something embarrassing to me?
Galen: Look, it’s like this…Cyrus will say something screwed up, you will say something obviously homophobic, Claire will screw your mind further…Yu Han and Jit will laugh at your retardedness, and someone will walk in saying something else retarded. Like Teck Chye will say HI DH, which is already retarded…
Hey, it was his fault. I mean, he was saying something about…JERKING OFF IN BATHROOMS?
DH: *at Galen* you better not let me catch you doing that one day ah?
Tiong: Ah, look who’s talking?
DH: More like this dude man!
Jit: No man, never in my life
Yea, good joke.
Galen: *blocks out DH’s face*
DH: Liddat la A-hole!
Galen: *is shocked* you the a-hole!
Tsktsk. Kids.
An interesting fact as arisen.
I take it in my very evil stride. XD
it really isn’t so much of the homework (no, not more than usual…just the same as we always have had...T.T)
But, you know, since they’re just a couple or so weeks to the examinations…One can surely hope for better things.
In the weeks to come, anyway… *sighs*
HOSTEL :D
Yea, still a bit far away right. But heck it.
I WANNA LEAVE CLASS TOO D:
Independent Study sounds a really good idea. Oh well.
Bio: quiz.
Never a good news.
But, you know, GENETICS argh.
*should be easy manzzz*
We came up with the theory that if me or Tiong looks at DH’s face for extended periods of time, our IQ level will start dropping
Galen: *blocks out DH’s face with hand*
DH: N1 stop being hater man!
Here I must interrupt with news from Friday.
DH: Noob man Tiong do such shitty puncturing.
Me: Usually the CEO doesn’t do this shit. That’s why we got cleaners who are more pro at it! :D *points significantly*
DH:…shuddap man!
*blocks out DH’s face from the past*
Yep. Helps.
All these sisters and brothers and random
Aaanyway. The quiz. At long last.
DH: DOOD where’s Tiong?
Jit: DOOD where’s Yu Han?!
DH: *sees me and tiong waving from opposite ends of the room* WTF they are at opposite ends of the…world! It’s like the…North and South Pole and this is…
Me: Africa…
DH: Come on! It’s Christmas! Come back here!
Galen: *blocks out DH’s face*
Good response. LMAO.
But seriously? Dragons?
And then ARGH CHEM.
Which was so simple.
With a really scammer bonus question. :O
Oh well. Better than a couple million Celsius. XD.
Chinese. He manages to waste an hour better than anyone ever could.
And lack of assembly invariably gives rise to…
DH: HEY WTH whenever we get into this circle, we invariably get started on the topic of…something embarrassing to me?
Galen: Look, it’s like this…Cyrus will say something screwed up, you will say something obviously homophobic, Claire will screw your mind further…Yu Han and Jit will laugh at your retardedness, and someone will walk in saying something else retarded. Like Teck Chye will say HI DH, which is already retarded…
Hey, it was his fault. I mean, he was saying something about…JERKING OFF IN BATHROOMS?
DH: *at Galen* you better not let me catch you doing that one day ah?
Tiong: Ah, look who’s talking?
DH: More like this dude man!
Jit: No man, never in my life
Yea, good joke.
Galen: *blocks out DH’s face*
DH: Liddat la A-hole!
Galen: *is shocked* you the a-hole!
Tsktsk. Kids.
An interesting fact as arisen.
I take it in my very evil stride. XD
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Every Teardrop Like A Waterfall
Life sucks. Truly.
And then those random moments that brighten your day are snuffed out…like a light.
And people wonder why I don’t like happy endings.
It’s never a good sign when you have a test first thing in the morning.
At least it was a little less challenging than the last one.
(and you know what they always say when you think something in question is easier than expected…)
Oh well. Prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
But everything was easier. Really. *whines*
Floorball…under the blazing sun.
And three rather imbalanced teams. Guess what happened when my team had two pro players.
Doing commentaries under REALLY HOT weather JUST after playing two games in a row=not fun.
Tiong trying to diss PS all the while lor N1
And Jit…I dunno. TACKLING PS?
Poor PS.
*can I like, abort here? Now?*
YES I CAN THIS IS MY blog dammit.
*stomps off petulantly*
(oh no, it’s OK, please don’t cry I hate it when you cry…)
And then those random moments that brighten your day are snuffed out…like a light.
And people wonder why I don’t like happy endings.
It’s never a good sign when you have a test first thing in the morning.
At least it was a little less challenging than the last one.
(and you know what they always say when you think something in question is easier than expected…)
Oh well. Prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
But everything was easier. Really. *whines*
Floorball…under the blazing sun.
And three rather imbalanced teams. Guess what happened when my team had two pro players.
Doing commentaries under REALLY HOT weather JUST after playing two games in a row=not fun.
Tiong trying to diss PS all the while lor N1
And Jit…I dunno. TACKLING PS?
Poor PS.
*can I like, abort here? Now?*
YES I CAN THIS IS MY blog dammit.
*stomps off petulantly*
(oh no, it’s OK, please don’t cry I hate it when you cry…)
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Viva La Vida
OMG LOL.
Yea.
SIMIN SO CUTE
Usually what I hear at the start of the day.
During mentoring there was mugging.
Tiong bitching.
I is disappoint.
JOBEAT.
Yea. The occasional attack that prevents one from ever being off the virtual hook.
But some of the music is soo naise. :D
Not that the…um…short revision made anything better.
Ms. Wong remembered children’s day YAY.
LET US ALL HOLD HANDS AND SING
Sorry. The childishness of it got too my mind.
THAT’S A GOOD SIGN
*Here we go again*
After being depressed by screwing up the in-class we were treated to sweet…sticky…tending to drop off easily…lollipops.
I LIKE
Keep it down down there, will you, I’m trying to talk here.
SCREW YOU
Whatever, man. Ms Li let us off early as a “children’s day gift”
(so…for Mr. Loo, EVERYDAY WE’RE SHUFFLIN’)
That didn’t come out the way it did, but HELL YEAH.
Now if only she had let it be an Assignment as a gift.
And then…END OF ALL LESSONS SO LET’S PARTY.
Hey, give Mr. Loo a little credit pl0x.
Mr. Loo: Eh Jeremias…did you study for the Math test?
Jeremias: Not…one…bit?
Mr. Loo: Wow. (beat) You did pretty well, then.
Always the tone ofAPPROPRIATE surprise.
This split personality thing is beginning to bug me out. Hang on for a moment while I administer proper punishment.
*cue random beating and cries of pain*
That sounded fairlyS&M fun, but all will be fine from here on, I’m sure.
In any case, Math was so. Freaking. Hilarious.
Mr. Loo: Jeremias are you paying attention? Where are your notes???
Jeremias: Ohoherm…did you put them on e-space?
Mr. Loo: *Dramatic facepalm* of course I did, Jeremias, I had to waste 5 minutes of my life to log on and check that it was even there. So where are your notes?
Jeremias: …still on e-space.
Mr. Loo: …*chucks red marker at him*
Jeremias: Ow.
Mr. Loo: Pick it up
*Jeremias bends over to pick up marker, and when he turns to return the marker Mr. Loo promptly…throws another marker*
Mr. Loo: Pick that one up, too.
Jeremias: *with LOLwut expression* *tries to return markers*
Mr. Loo: today my left hand tired, pass it to my right hand, man.
Just an average day in the life of two frenemies.
ROFL.
Jeremias: so…erm…a hundred divided by 60 gives fifty cents…
Mr. Loo: A hundred divided by…Everyone, I present to you…the pride of GEP
Oh yes he is.
Like a bossLen.
And then you realize that there were…too many spoilt votes. WTH man.
An hour to buy balls.
What a good waste of time.
At least we got something achieved today. XD.
Straightened things out a little as well.
A good conclusion, so to speak.
And WE DREW PRI SCHOOL KIDS :O
A good day.
Yea.
SIMIN SO CUTE
Usually what I hear at the start of the day.
During mentoring there was mugging.
Tiong bitching.
I is disappoint.
JOBEAT.
Yea. The occasional attack that prevents one from ever being off the virtual hook.
But some of the music is soo naise. :D
Not that the…um…short revision made anything better.
Ms. Wong remembered children’s day YAY.
LET US ALL HOLD HANDS AND SING
Sorry. The childishness of it got too my mind.
THAT’S A GOOD SIGN
*Here we go again*
After being depressed by screwing up the in-class we were treated to sweet…sticky…tending to drop off easily…lollipops.
I LIKE
Keep it down down there, will you, I’m trying to talk here.
SCREW YOU
Whatever, man. Ms Li let us off early as a “children’s day gift”
(so…for Mr. Loo, EVERYDAY WE’RE SHUFFLIN’)
That didn’t come out the way it did, but HELL YEAH.
Now if only she had let it be an Assignment as a gift.
And then…END OF ALL LESSONS SO LET’S PARTY.
Hey, give Mr. Loo a little credit pl0x.
Mr. Loo: Eh Jeremias…did you study for the Math test?
Jeremias: Not…one…bit?
Mr. Loo: Wow. (beat) You did pretty well, then.
Always the tone of
This split personality thing is beginning to bug me out. Hang on for a moment while I administer proper punishment.
*cue random beating and cries of pain*
That sounded fairly
In any case, Math was so. Freaking. Hilarious.
Mr. Loo: Jeremias are you paying attention? Where are your notes???
Jeremias: Ohoherm…did you put them on e-space?
Mr. Loo: *Dramatic facepalm* of course I did, Jeremias, I had to waste 5 minutes of my life to log on and check that it was even there. So where are your notes?
Jeremias: …still on e-space.
Mr. Loo: …*chucks red marker at him*
Jeremias: Ow.
Mr. Loo: Pick it up
*Jeremias bends over to pick up marker, and when he turns to return the marker Mr. Loo promptly…throws another marker*
Mr. Loo: Pick that one up, too.
Jeremias: *with LOLwut expression* *tries to return markers*
Mr. Loo: today my left hand tired, pass it to my right hand, man.
Just an average day in the life of two frenemies.
ROFL.
Jeremias: so…erm…a hundred divided by 60 gives fifty cents…
Mr. Loo: A hundred divided by…Everyone, I present to you…the pride of GEP
Oh yes he is.
Like a bossLen.
And then you realize that there were…too many spoilt votes. WTH man.
An hour to buy balls.
What a good waste of time.
At least we got something achieved today. XD.
Straightened things out a little as well.
A good conclusion, so to speak.
And WE DREW PRI SCHOOL KIDS :O
A good day.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Champagne Showers
My research has shown that…this venture may take much more out of me than I had hoped.
And I might just be dabbling in something that is pretty much out of my depth.
I mean, just how many teenagers…
Nevermind.
I like the challenge.
XD
English. :D
Essay Test. D:
Easy questions. :D
TOO MANY easy questions D:
Talk about mood whiplash.
And then Young Joo’s essays.
Ms. Koo: Mr. Chin likes his essay because…although the level of English is not that high, his ideas are always amusing enough…
Ah.
Quiet moment.
Everyone thinks Claire is emo.
Oh well.
Thankfully two people have not completed the test. Which might or not increase the papers’ likelihood of entering a shredder for the better of all of us.
Lucky Raphael.
We learnt how to shade an OMS for an hour today. YAY.
And that after a couple couple years of using mechanical pencils they are afraid we will poke holes in the paper.
This feels short.
That’s probably because it is.
And then, after tomorrow, week 5.
May we all survive it. D:
And I might just be dabbling in something that is pretty much out of my depth.
I mean, just how many teenagers…
Nevermind.
I like the challenge.
XD
English. :D
Essay Test. D:
Easy questions. :D
TOO MANY easy questions D:
Talk about mood whiplash.
And then Young Joo’s essays.
Ms. Koo: Mr. Chin likes his essay because…although the level of English is not that high, his ideas are always amusing enough…
Ah.
Quiet moment.
Everyone thinks Claire is emo.
Oh well.
Thankfully two people have not completed the test. Which might or not increase the papers’ likelihood of entering a shredder for the better of all of us.
Lucky Raphael.
We learnt how to shade an OMS for an hour today. YAY.
And that after a couple couple years of using mechanical pencils they are afraid we will poke holes in the paper.
This feels short.
That’s probably because it is.
And then, after tomorrow, week 5.
May we all survive it. D:
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
For The First Time
New beginnings?
I dunno, it’s pretty much a new experience for me as well.
In a good way, I should say. :D
Jit: Simin ah. You two pairs take up the whole class le.
Simin: :O ??
Jit: DH and Shi Ni in front, you and Gab at the back, everyone else gotta scoot.
Mm…inconveniencing, I guess.
I have a good feeling about Bio. And that empty desk, thank god.
Shit yet another unproductive long break. It’s a tradition, I suppose.
LOPPING OFF HEADS IS ALL FUN AND GAME UNTIL SOMEONE MISSES.
I’m sorry, did that come out the way it did?
Nah, just kidding. OFF—WITH—THEIR—HEADS!
And that ridiculously named Red Queen’s hypothesis. Bah to that and everything after.
Chinese. Guess what.
We actually discussed something. I think.
Galen: You know when WJ knows someone hasn’t handed up something for Chinese, he can point at Jit and 90% of the time he will be right.
Me: Maybe 99% of the time *sniggers*
But that still doesn’t excuse us from the retarded-ness Galen, YY and I were up to.
Shield+BLACK SQIGGLES+sword=CHAOS KNIGHT BWAHAHA.
Sorry. No, wait, that was Galen’s fault.
Clock+F*d=clockwork
Oh dear us.
*raised eyes*
Math.
Mr. Loo: *ahem**ahem*
Me: Mr. Loo you OK or not
Mr. Loo: This time I think…really sick le…
DH: GG Karma
Mr. Loo: EH good for you ppl OK…
Me: Din’t say karma coming from where
Aha…
Mr. Loo: Hey, if I can take leave for two days, and finish all the tasks I’m supposed to do for the week, I can just go to work for three days out of five man!
*if only students had that kind of freedom*
Mr. Loo: Then boss will say, ‘In that case I just give u 60% of your salary lor’
We have a logical man. I mean, methods of proof and all.
Galen: So how did the Math project with Jung Min go?
Mr. Loo: went well…we got $300…except the website said $400. So of course we wrote a letter to complain and stuff…and later in the day spent about half the prize money. So while I was waiting for the ~$130 to be returned, I found a letter with the $100 and apology. So I…hmmm…*pockets*
Me: :O then you still go ask for the $130??
Mr. Loo: OF COURSE WUT they owe me :D
DH SO NOOB
OK sorry Induction needs logic.
Wait…
FORGET I SAID THAT
IRP: visit to the bar/coffee machine
Then come back, find our colleague gone and are stuck outside the lab
GG
At least we learnt some things.
A very important thing, to say the least.
HI-FIVE
And now…I have done my research. (Yes so NUS High School-ish rite)
With that I hope we can make things better. XD
I dunno, it’s pretty much a new experience for me as well.
In a good way, I should say. :D
Jit: Simin ah. You two pairs take up the whole class le.
Simin: :O ??
Jit: DH and Shi Ni in front, you and Gab at the back, everyone else gotta scoot.
Mm…inconveniencing, I guess.
I have a good feeling about Bio. And that empty desk, thank god.
Shit yet another unproductive long break. It’s a tradition, I suppose.
LOPPING OFF HEADS IS ALL FUN AND GAME UNTIL SOMEONE MISSES.
I’m sorry, did that come out the way it did?
Nah, just kidding. OFF—WITH—THEIR—HEADS!
And that ridiculously named Red Queen’s hypothesis. Bah to that and everything after.
Chinese. Guess what.
We actually discussed something. I think.
Galen: You know when WJ knows someone hasn’t handed up something for Chinese, he can point at Jit and 90% of the time he will be right.
Me: Maybe 99% of the time *sniggers*
But that still doesn’t excuse us from the retarded-ness Galen, YY and I were up to.
Shield+BLACK SQIGGLES+sword=CHAOS KNIGHT BWAHAHA.
Sorry. No, wait, that was Galen’s fault.
Clock+F*d=clockwork
Oh dear us.
*raised eyes*
Math.
Mr. Loo: *ahem**ahem*
Me: Mr. Loo you OK or not
Mr. Loo: This time I think…really sick le…
DH: GG Karma
Mr. Loo: EH good for you ppl OK…
Me: Din’t say karma coming from where
Aha…
Mr. Loo: Hey, if I can take leave for two days, and finish all the tasks I’m supposed to do for the week, I can just go to work for three days out of five man!
*if only students had that kind of freedom*
Mr. Loo: Then boss will say, ‘In that case I just give u 60% of your salary lor’
We have a logical man. I mean, methods of proof and all.
Galen: So how did the Math project with Jung Min go?
Mr. Loo: went well…we got $300…except the website said $400. So of course we wrote a letter to complain and stuff…and later in the day spent about half the prize money. So while I was waiting for the ~$130 to be returned, I found a letter with the $100 and apology. So I…hmmm…*pockets*
Me: :O then you still go ask for the $130??
Mr. Loo: OF COURSE WUT they owe me :D
DH SO NOOB
OK sorry Induction needs logic.
Wait…
FORGET I SAID THAT
IRP: visit to the bar/coffee machine
Then come back, find our colleague gone and are stuck outside the lab
GG
At least we learnt some things.
A very important thing, to say the least.
HI-FIVE
And now…I have done my research. (Yes so NUS High School-ish rite)
With that I hope we can make things better. XD
Set Fire To The Rain
I’ll be back.
OK so maybe I should have said that at the end of lastlast week’s post but heck. No one wants nothin’ to do with Arnie.
HEY MR LOO CAME TO SCHOOL.
*I must stop using that tone of surprise*
Hey someone screwed up flag-raising again!
*I must stop using that very same tone too. For reasons a bit different to the example above*
But what the hey. Mr. Loo suffered administrative meddling wtcrap.
UNETHICAL PRACTICES.
*all for the good of Mr. Loo’s students, of course*
And yea, if you’ve noticed, I’m back. Just went all that way to become Captain Obvious, huh.
Although, I suppose, from our brief encounter Mr. Lin is a nice guy. Then again, seeing as he’s part of Mr. Loo’s party I’m not all that surprised. :D
I like breaks. Mmhmm.
And owning at Monopoly Deal.
The…um…Bio quiz better be as easy as Dr. Low asserts it is. *crosses* fingers. Or I might just begin a dramatic collapse first thing in a really bad week. Yes Ian, Week 5 is fun. *grumbles*
GG owned by DH. Never gonna live this down.
Chem. Test. WTSSSSSSSSS ARGH I NEED TO CHANGE GLASSES BLAHRFURGNARGH.
Later Roy beat me T.T
HOW I MADETHAT MISTAKE GRAHHH
Oh well. That’s that, I guess. Chinese too. We’re pretty much rambling until the next test.
*rambles and plays more jobeat*
That’s…erm…something that SOMEBODY got us addicted to over the last week. Hurm I wonder who.
In break we somehow got from lots of monopoly deal to talking about…among other things, herterosexuals, the habits and rationale behind homosexuals, trans-whatever, bisexuals and pansexuals.
And then the conversation turned to the particular sexual behaviors of animals, and the world all went to rip.
Horses with baseballs bats.
Pigs. Oh, pigs
And don’t even get started on ducks.
And then we realized…Kenryk has a whip.
*is mindblown*
Claire: It could be a riding crop…
Me :…that long?
I must have used it too well. It was…erm…semi-broken.
*somehow fixing it with “barbed” wire seemed a good idea at the time*
*OK maybe not*
And then I am, if possible, *further mindblown*
Then again, probably not in a bad way.
OK so maybe I should have said that at the end of lastlast week’s post but heck. No one wants nothin’ to do with Arnie.
HEY MR LOO CAME TO SCHOOL.
*I must stop using that tone of surprise*
Hey someone screwed up flag-raising again!
*I must stop using that very same tone too. For reasons a bit different to the example above*
But what the hey. Mr. Loo suffered administrative meddling wtcrap.
UNETHICAL PRACTICES.
*all for the good of Mr. Loo’s students, of course*
And yea, if you’ve noticed, I’m back. Just went all that way to become Captain Obvious, huh.
Although, I suppose, from our brief encounter Mr. Lin is a nice guy. Then again, seeing as he’s part of Mr. Loo’s party I’m not all that surprised. :D
I like breaks. Mmhmm.
And owning at Monopoly Deal.
The…um…Bio quiz better be as easy as Dr. Low asserts it is. *crosses* fingers. Or I might just begin a dramatic collapse first thing in a really bad week. Yes Ian, Week 5 is fun. *grumbles*
GG owned by DH. Never gonna live this down.
Chem. Test. WTSSSSSSSSS ARGH I NEED TO CHANGE GLASSES BLAHRFURGNARGH.
Later Roy beat me T.T
HOW I MADETHAT MISTAKE GRAHHH
Oh well. That’s that, I guess. Chinese too. We’re pretty much rambling until the next test.
*rambles and plays more jobeat*
That’s…erm…something that SOMEBODY got us addicted to over the last week. Hurm I wonder who.
In break we somehow got from lots of monopoly deal to talking about…among other things, herterosexuals, the habits and rationale behind homosexuals, trans-whatever, bisexuals and pansexuals.
And then the conversation turned to the particular sexual behaviors of animals, and the world all went to rip.
Horses with baseballs bats.
Pigs. Oh, pigs
And don’t even get started on ducks.
And then we realized…Kenryk has a whip.
*is mindblown*
Claire: It could be a riding crop…
Me :…that long?
I must have used it too well. It was…erm…semi-broken.
*somehow fixing it with “barbed” wire seemed a good idea at the time*
*OK maybe not*
And then I am, if possible, *further mindblown*
Then again, probably not in a bad way.
Monday, September 26, 2011
Butterflies
I like to flip days right round when they go right down.
Bah. Work work work.
I have received a crisis of sorts on Chemistry.
I mean, if there weren’t another presentation of 10 minutes maybe I could breathe easier.
*Bio work due tomorrow. INCOMPLETE bio work due tomorrow. Panicking is in order. Like, now.*
*oh dear*
OK. Panicking about over.
And I wish whatever we might mention in the Principal’s Dialogue can be implemented or at least, paid attention to rather than lying in some random back-burner in the middle of the bowels of unmentionable obfuscation. The last part was randomly made up to see if I could suddenly make up words that don’t make sense in context on the fly.
(I might just be good at that. :D)
Anyway, yea. AIR-CONDITIONING RARGH
Especially when we have to occasionally live through 2 hour-long Physics lessons. *droops from fatigue*
But there’s always MATH :D And Ms. Koo not being in school which means we only have virtually…never mind.
Mr. Loo was all effusive about the elections.
Mr. Loo: To be SC President, you have to get the votes of the younger years…assuming all of you have the same number of friends. Because the Year Sixes will be leaving next Year anyway…and will probably vote for the prettiest…
Jeremias: Later they gay man…
Mr. Loo: I’ve gone to Kaoshiung with those guys…if anything they are undersexed…
Ah…naughty naughty.
Aaaaaaaaaaand right after that. We proved dealing cards was for noobs.
And being noobs ourselves when failing to gank.
I actually managed to get some work done.
I realized for some time that Nat has Jeremias-ed my assignment. Oh dear. *droops*
And sometimes you really don’t feel the drive to do your Journalistic assignment of which only comprises borrowing somebody else’s pictures and arranging it to look pretty.
But that’s not the point.
The point is that they are arranging this (probably awesome) 2 day 1 night camp involving all the Journalism members which I can’t go to owing to either OBS or IRP.
But that’s not the point either.
Maybe it’s the fact that we had no session and I had no idea, and that we “might” have a session next week.
Yes. Suggestive.
Bah. Work work work.
I have received a crisis of sorts on Chemistry.
I mean, if there weren’t another presentation of 10 minutes maybe I could breathe easier.
*Bio work due tomorrow. INCOMPLETE bio work due tomorrow. Panicking is in order. Like, now.*
*oh dear*
OK. Panicking about over.
And I wish whatever we might mention in the Principal’s Dialogue can be implemented or at least, paid attention to rather than lying in some random back-burner in the middle of the bowels of unmentionable obfuscation. The last part was randomly made up to see if I could suddenly make up words that don’t make sense in context on the fly.
(I might just be good at that. :D)
Anyway, yea. AIR-CONDITIONING RARGH
Especially when we have to occasionally live through 2 hour-long Physics lessons. *droops from fatigue*
But there’s always MATH :D And Ms. Koo not being in school which means we only have virtually…never mind.
Mr. Loo was all effusive about the elections.
Mr. Loo: To be SC President, you have to get the votes of the younger years…assuming all of you have the same number of friends. Because the Year Sixes will be leaving next Year anyway…and will probably vote for the prettiest…
Jeremias: Later they gay man…
Mr. Loo: I’ve gone to Kaoshiung with those guys…if anything they are undersexed…
Ah…naughty naughty.
Aaaaaaaaaaand right after that. We proved dealing cards was for noobs.
And being noobs ourselves when failing to gank.
I actually managed to get some work done.
I realized for some time that Nat has Jeremias-ed my assignment. Oh dear. *droops*
And sometimes you really don’t feel the drive to do your Journalistic assignment of which only comprises borrowing somebody else’s pictures and arranging it to look pretty.
But that’s not the point.
The point is that they are arranging this (probably awesome) 2 day 1 night camp involving all the Journalism members which I can’t go to owing to either OBS or IRP.
But that’s not the point either.
Maybe it’s the fact that we had no session and I had no idea, and that we “might” have a session next week.
Yes. Suggestive.
Friday, September 23, 2011
International Love
We had a good Chinese lesson. Amazingly everyone did what they were supposed to do mainly because they couldn’t be bothered to do anything else.
An hour of newspaper reading was in order. WJ even helped us through it. Sweet.
NEWS FLASH: NEUTRINOS TRAVELING FASTER THAN LIGHT :O
I can’t really see the relevance but what the heck. Let it not be me to deny you the knowledge that neutrinos can win races with photons.
Ooh Press Conference.
Yea. That aside, PE was pretty hectic. And much like boring football matches, the score line went 1-0 0-0 1-0.
I say the fact that my team managed to do well is the omnipresence of Jeremias. XD.
Colour divide much. Just saying.
With $4 to spend on something…I felt stupid enough buying two identical bottles of chrysamthemum. But a voucher’s a voucher. And so is a baby tigger with its “shirt” gone
PS: I want the shirt *puts it on his over-undersized teddy bear*
We are a funny class of people
Buuuuut any way. About the fact that Ms. Li started bitching at the lot of us for…(surprise, it’s not the possibly damaged furniture or the state of the classroom or the people in PE attire!) being us. Oh well. I guess it’s probably that time of the month.
Chem test was forgivingly simple. It forgave me for not bothering to study much, except for parts which studying wouldn’t actually have helped. Much. ORGANIC GROUPS AGAIN WTS. And WTH did that bonus question mean?
(and waterhose did that bonus question even mean?)
Yes…contextual differences.
And as my Journalism article which is due draws ever nearer (I hear gasps of sock and surprise at the “due” word) I find that it gets increasingly hard to try and worry about it when there isn’t…ooh shiny.
Yes. This is looking really short but what the hey.
An hour of newspaper reading was in order. WJ even helped us through it. Sweet.
NEWS FLASH: NEUTRINOS TRAVELING FASTER THAN LIGHT :O
I can’t really see the relevance but what the heck. Let it not be me to deny you the knowledge that neutrinos can win races with photons.
Ooh Press Conference.
Yea. That aside, PE was pretty hectic. And much like boring football matches, the score line went 1-0 0-0 1-0.
I say the fact that my team managed to do well is the omnipresence of Jeremias. XD.
Colour divide much. Just saying.
With $4 to spend on something…I felt stupid enough buying two identical bottles of chrysamthemum. But a voucher’s a voucher. And so is a baby tigger with its “shirt” gone
PS: I want the shirt *puts it on his over-undersized teddy bear*
We are a funny class of people
Buuuuut any way. About the fact that Ms. Li started bitching at the lot of us for…(surprise, it’s not the possibly damaged furniture or the state of the classroom or the people in PE attire!) being us. Oh well. I guess it’s probably that time of the month.
Chem test was forgivingly simple. It forgave me for not bothering to study much, except for parts which studying wouldn’t actually have helped. Much. ORGANIC GROUPS AGAIN WTS. And WTH did that bonus question mean?
(and waterhose did that bonus question even mean?)
Yes…contextual differences.
And as my Journalism article which is due draws ever nearer (I hear gasps of sock and surprise at the “due” word) I find that it gets increasingly hard to try and worry about it when there isn’t…ooh shiny.
Yes. This is looking really short but what the hey.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Threw it On the Ground
Let’s take it from here. Or not.
The day started good. Finding out the idea of Shi Ni’s “latest” news and all. Cavewoman much?
(Hey look the men just hunted down an antelope!
DA, that was a million years ago!)
The future Student Council Exco had a very productive morning. Mmhmm. The poster was so cool it had a nice hump. XD
Music Debate—Six teams—five/four speakers each—7 Best speakers—4 Best speakers from the SAME TEAM?
Hmmmm.
And then the highest scoring team beat the next highest scoring. BECAUSE I’M WITH AWESOME PEOPLE THAT WAY BWAHAHAHA *EGOEGOEGO*
But when the last two teams are separated by a 0.5 point difference…*ahem*
GG we’ll be teaching Year 2s. :O the horror.
So we went for ACE, and I realized, MAN, I’m not an adult yet, so I couldn’t throw it on the ground.
Bah.
That guy in the video is...seriously and asswipe OMFG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
Good lord. Nicole you sick piece of…
Jazlene plays Sudoku peaceably.
Simin tries not to be corrupted.
Te rest of us laugh our asses off.
Jit Wu bitches about how Ashlynna loved yaoi after he showed it to her for shocks.
Claire looks vindicated and shows us a link.
Jit Wu is disgusted by the father-son pairing.
Tseren is a retard.
Claire moves in for the kill
*OMGWTFBBQ happens*
DH and Tseren are probably traumatized.
Jit is trying not to tear from laughing.
Galen hops in beat boxing.
You know the feeling when someone wearing red starts blowing a trumpet right in the middle of a funeral?
The day started good. Finding out the idea of Shi Ni’s “latest” news and all. Cavewoman much?
(Hey look the men just hunted down an antelope!
DA, that was a million years ago!)
The future Student Council Exco had a very productive morning. Mmhmm. The poster was so cool it had a nice hump. XD
Music Debate—Six teams—five/four speakers each—7 Best speakers—4 Best speakers from the SAME TEAM?
Hmmmm.
And then the highest scoring team beat the next highest scoring. BECAUSE I’M WITH AWESOME PEOPLE THAT WAY BWAHAHAHA *EGOEGOEGO*
But when the last two teams are separated by a 0.5 point difference…*ahem*
GG we’ll be teaching Year 2s. :O the horror.
So we went for ACE, and I realized, MAN, I’m not an adult yet, so I couldn’t throw it on the ground.
Bah.
That guy in the video is...seriously and asswipe OMFG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
Good lord. Nicole you sick piece of…
Jazlene plays Sudoku peaceably.
Simin tries not to be corrupted.
Te rest of us laugh our asses off.
Jit Wu bitches about how Ashlynna loved yaoi after he showed it to her for shocks.
Claire looks vindicated and shows us a link.
Jit Wu is disgusted by the father-son pairing.
Tseren is a retard.
Claire moves in for the kill
*OMGWTFBBQ happens*
DH and Tseren are probably traumatized.
Jit is trying not to tear from laughing.
Galen hops in beat boxing.
You know the feeling when someone wearing red starts blowing a trumpet right in the middle of a funeral?
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Like a Boss
Da first thing that happened today:
(OK not really but it was so awesome we’ll just skip ahead to that for the moment)
Mr. Loo: OK hey guys I think we’vebeen going too fast so today I’m canceling Math lesson O BTW please take the notes Mr. Cheong wants ur to take KTHXBAI
WOOT
OK back to less interesting stuff. Such as the speeches of who will be leading the bridge between the Students and the One Up Their…nevermind.
Anyway. I bet they set the order such that we could observe the interesting zig-zag formation. The OBVIOUS zig-zag.
Followed by Galen holding a pigeon at crotch level (which the year ones found funny for some reason. I can’t figure out why a bird would cause so much furore) , and Justin pretty much cementing his position as the middle finger guy, they weren’t all as great as I thought. I mean, Galen could have avoided needing an emergency space-filler.
Galen: *momentous pause*
Me: *N1 smartass forgot ur lines right* starts clapping loudly with a coupla others.
Yea. Boring stuff, right?
DH: The master should have said, Disciple, stop smoking of the weed. You holding the very important thing. BUT I BET YOU IT ALIVE! If you can prove me it DEAD you good!
Yep.
Justin…WHY THE MIDDLE FINGER BLARFURGNARGH
Ok. Math. Wait…
I always liked Bio. And I like Franken Fran.
Um…fruit fly + fruit fly= HEAD?!
Now put it in a human context…
And then imagine octuplets… (actually How in the world would those be OCTUPLETS)
TADA.
Dr. Low: Hey…Don’t be gross!
(Shit my bio assignments ARGH)
Random side note: Cyrus’ fists are ball-seekers
Jit: I was just walking by, then you stretched and HIT MY BALLS HTH is that an accident?
Galen: Yea man I knew it you…
Yep. I’m starting to not remember Chemistry. Except it was good not to have Chemistry test on that day.
Perhaps it’s good that way. And then some.
GG Chinese test pwned so bad. Our highest is probably other classes’ average.
The AAP was actually good. Just that our class a bit overloaded. 2 times the number of students in a normal class.
AND I LOVE DA JUDGES.
SLAP THEM WITH A FISH (like a boss)
(OK not really but it was so awesome we’ll just skip ahead to that for the moment)
Mr. Loo: OK hey guys I think we’vebeen going too fast so today I’m canceling Math lesson O BTW please take the notes Mr. Cheong wants ur to take KTHXBAI
WOOT
OK back to less interesting stuff. Such as the speeches of who will be leading the bridge between the Students and the One Up Their…nevermind.
Anyway. I bet they set the order such that we could observe the interesting zig-zag formation. The OBVIOUS zig-zag.
Followed by Galen holding a pigeon at crotch level (which the year ones found funny for some reason. I can’t figure out why a bird would cause so much furore) , and Justin pretty much cementing his position as the middle finger guy, they weren’t all as great as I thought. I mean, Galen could have avoided needing an emergency space-filler.
Galen: *momentous pause*
Me: *N1 smartass forgot ur lines right* starts clapping loudly with a coupla others.
Yea. Boring stuff, right?
DH: The master should have said, Disciple, stop smoking of the weed. You holding the very important thing. BUT I BET YOU IT ALIVE! If you can prove me it DEAD you good!
Yep.
Justin…WHY THE MIDDLE FINGER BLARFURGNARGH
Ok. Math. Wait…
I always liked Bio. And I like Franken Fran.
Um…fruit fly + fruit fly= HEAD?!
Now put it in a human context…
And then imagine octuplets… (actually How in the world would those be OCTUPLETS)
TADA.
Dr. Low: Hey…Don’t be gross!
(Shit my bio assignments ARGH)
Random side note: Cyrus’ fists are ball-seekers
Jit: I was just walking by, then you stretched and HIT MY BALLS HTH is that an accident?
Galen: Yea man I knew it you…
Yep. I’m starting to not remember Chemistry. Except it was good not to have Chemistry test on that day.
Perhaps it’s good that way. And then some.
GG Chinese test pwned so bad. Our highest is probably other classes’ average.
The AAP was actually good. Just that our class a bit overloaded. 2 times the number of students in a normal class.
AND I LOVE DA JUDGES.
SLAP THEM WITH A FISH (like a boss)
Monday, September 19, 2011
Fireflies
Somewhere along the blogging of Thursday I kind of gave up.
Add that to the fact that I will never admit that Friday is a song of any kind, just like a couple of other billion people in the world. Not that it is, and not that this is relevant, but I’m just saying, after Jeremias has got into an annoying propensity to type lyrics in my calculator.
Physics practical. Bah.
Magnet. OMFWTFBBQ HTH do you pull this shit apart.
Jacking DH’s retort stands.
DH: WTF?
In an aside that I recalled randomly…
Mr. Loo: There was this brilliant student who came in in Year 3. Ten his classmates told him that…WTH means water hose. And WTF meant waterfall. Soon enough he realized something was wrong, because his friends weren’t exactly using them in the context that they were “meant” to be.
And on the topic of making friends…
Me: Jit. Go (do something)
DH: You know, I’ve been wondering for a long time…how did you and Jit become friends.
(that actually made me think for all of two seconds. Then I ignored it because my job today was really not to do too much bullshitting. I had a partner for that)
Galen: I’ve…always wanted to ask that too…
Jit: Same class lah, duh~ like how you and Teck Chye became friends right
DH: Oh, and how you (galen) and YY became friends right…
Galen: Wait…we ARE friends?
*is shocked by the revelation*
*remembers him trying to rape J. Lau*
*maybe not*
Jit: OK time to look for ppl with results the same as ours and copy answers.
See. So efficient.
Stupid clock overtime make me miss 04’s presentations.
Then again, when the questioning was about 10-15 min long without me around there wasn’t probably the need for all the hurry.
Ian: …Roommate, troll, boyfriend…ALSO TROLL
Meh SORRWEE. It wasn’t my fault Ms. Bay extended upon my ONE question.
Anyway. 30 minutes late for Math as a result. Jeremias was disappointed that I actually turned up at last.
Jeremias: OK Math GCT let me copy KTHX
Yup. Very disappointed.
Later…
Jeremias: ARGH HOW TO DO
Mr. Loo: It is a joy to see you work, Jeremias. It makes me feel so much better about myself.
I bet it does.
Jeremias: Hey Shreyas can lend me Yao Rui’s assignment?
Shreyas: How can I trust you with 1, 2,3 Assignments, when you can’t even handle ONE?
We have a term for when you borrow someone else’s assignment, and it turns up not handed up half a month later.
Shreyas: You’d better NOT Jeremias it, DUDE
Heehee. Once a Jeremias, always a…lot of people.
English Presentation…was good. Except the part where I forgot to ask all my questions dammit.
Joshua: Eh if can “kill” Jeremias…big catch man!
Nah. Indian too boss.
Shreyas: Hey! Sleepy head back there?
Shreyas: You! Yes, you the one who is hurriedly typing on your laptop. Could you close that? Thanks.
Badass dude. But, I just couldn’t let that slide without one-upping it, could I.
Chen Ge (i.e. the one who was owned by Shreyas)’s group member *looks at slide. For a VERY long time*
Me: So…are we supposed to wait for you, or do we read the slides ourselves?
For the Evulz.
And then, missing slide. Oh the horror.
Apparently the Journalism Club has planned a camp. And they are going to have to chase Mr. Chin for it. Hmm.
Add that to the fact that I will never admit that Friday is a song of any kind, just like a couple of other billion people in the world. Not that it is, and not that this is relevant, but I’m just saying, after Jeremias has got into an annoying propensity to type lyrics in my calculator.
Physics practical. Bah.
Magnet. OMFWTFBBQ HTH do you pull this shit apart.
Jacking DH’s retort stands.
DH: WTF?
In an aside that I recalled randomly…
Mr. Loo: There was this brilliant student who came in in Year 3. Ten his classmates told him that…WTH means water hose. And WTF meant waterfall. Soon enough he realized something was wrong, because his friends weren’t exactly using them in the context that they were “meant” to be.
And on the topic of making friends…
Me: Jit. Go (do something)
DH: You know, I’ve been wondering for a long time…how did you and Jit become friends.
(that actually made me think for all of two seconds. Then I ignored it because my job today was really not to do too much bullshitting. I had a partner for that)
Galen: I’ve…always wanted to ask that too…
Jit: Same class lah, duh~ like how you and Teck Chye became friends right
DH: Oh, and how you (galen) and YY became friends right…
Galen: Wait…we ARE friends?
*is shocked by the revelation*
*remembers him trying to rape J. Lau*
*maybe not*
Jit: OK time to look for ppl with results the same as ours and copy answers.
See. So efficient.
Stupid clock overtime make me miss 04’s presentations.
Then again, when the questioning was about 10-15 min long without me around there wasn’t probably the need for all the hurry.
Ian: …Roommate, troll, boyfriend…ALSO TROLL
Meh SORRWEE. It wasn’t my fault Ms. Bay extended upon my ONE question.
Anyway. 30 minutes late for Math as a result. Jeremias was disappointed that I actually turned up at last.
Jeremias: OK Math GCT let me copy KTHX
Yup. Very disappointed.
Later…
Jeremias: ARGH HOW TO DO
Mr. Loo: It is a joy to see you work, Jeremias. It makes me feel so much better about myself.
I bet it does.
Jeremias: Hey Shreyas can lend me Yao Rui’s assignment?
Shreyas: How can I trust you with 1, 2,3 Assignments, when you can’t even handle ONE?
We have a term for when you borrow someone else’s assignment, and it turns up not handed up half a month later.
Shreyas: You’d better NOT Jeremias it, DUDE
Heehee. Once a Jeremias, always a…lot of people.
English Presentation…was good. Except the part where I forgot to ask all my questions dammit.
Joshua: Eh if can “kill” Jeremias…big catch man!
Nah. Indian too boss.
Shreyas: Hey! Sleepy head back there?
Shreyas: You! Yes, you the one who is hurriedly typing on your laptop. Could you close that? Thanks.
Badass dude. But, I just couldn’t let that slide without one-upping it, could I.
Chen Ge (i.e. the one who was owned by Shreyas)’s group member *looks at slide. For a VERY long time*
Me: So…are we supposed to wait for you, or do we read the slides ourselves?
For the Evulz.
And then, missing slide. Oh the horror.
Apparently the Journalism Club has planned a camp. And they are going to have to chase Mr. Chin for it. Hmm.
Friday, September 16, 2011
Hummingbird Heartbeat
Rushing the never-ending pile of work.
Isn’t fun, goddammit.
And for the first time I’m actually doing work for what I never had to do work for. At least, ever since…
But nevermind.
Some people liked the subtlety in my speech. Now I just have to remember enough of it to deliver the punch lines successfully. :D
But at least we all made full use of the time to prepare a speech draft properly.
Didn’t we.
I mean, even Jit completed his…proposal. In writing most readable. (V)
If we could have another debate. Thinking about it wasn’t comfortable, but…yea, fun while it lasted.
There could be less of the mudslinging involved, probably. But there’s the fun, see? (hear?)
Or maybe I’m just not cultured enough. Not like polar bears trapped in safety nets. (Come think of it, that’s something I’d like to see)
Raphael would make a good Communist Principal. :D
In the end we were late for ACE. Um. Yea.
Where Mr. Loo…admired my speech.
And discussed his hardworking-ness, among other things…
Mr. Loo: Just because I’m not seen working…doesn’t mean I’m not working!
Later…
Mr. Loo: Oh! It’s one—time to go “work”
And guess who I saw at the bus stop just a couple of minutes later?
Isn’t fun, goddammit.
And for the first time I’m actually doing work for what I never had to do work for. At least, ever since…
But nevermind.
Some people liked the subtlety in my speech. Now I just have to remember enough of it to deliver the punch lines successfully. :D
But at least we all made full use of the time to prepare a speech draft properly.
Didn’t we.
I mean, even Jit completed his…proposal. In writing most readable. (V)
If we could have another debate. Thinking about it wasn’t comfortable, but…yea, fun while it lasted.
There could be less of the mudslinging involved, probably. But there’s the fun, see? (hear?)
Or maybe I’m just not cultured enough. Not like polar bears trapped in safety nets. (Come think of it, that’s something I’d like to see)
Raphael would make a good Communist Principal. :D
In the end we were late for ACE. Um. Yea.
Where Mr. Loo…admired my speech.
And discussed his hardworking-ness, among other things…
Mr. Loo: Just because I’m not seen working…doesn’t mean I’m not working!
Later…
Mr. Loo: Oh! It’s one—time to go “work”
And guess who I saw at the bus stop just a couple of minutes later?
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Thks Fr Th Mmrs
Parade Commander forgetting that Singaporean Citizens took the Pledge. WTH
Mentoring with tarts :D.
A happy man I am.
Ji-hyun: DH PAY ME $2!
DH: OKOK! *slaps her hand* My hi-5 is worth $10, so now you owe me $8! GImme change! *slaps again* $18 now!
Ji-hyun: *throws mini-tantrum* gimme the money!
DH: OKOK, go out of the class for a while *takes his wallet and hides the money* YOU CAN COME IN NOW
Ji-hyun: So where’s my two dollars?
DH: Oh, I’m sorry! I ain’t got no money! I’m broke!
Ji-hyun: NO you must have hidden it in a pocket or something…
DH: Serious! *Pulls out side pockets* Nothing in there!
And then, instead of pushing for the money she…conveniently forgets about everything. Conveniently for DH.
Somehow DH got high marks for the nearly-month late practical. Granted it was entirely the fault of a certain continent, but still…
Mr. Soh: And now…we’ll use DH and Ansel, my favourite examples…if you were 0.1% different, you’d be just like DH!
One leaves with the impression of whether to consider this a disaster or not.
Bah Shutupid assignment. With shtupid graphs and stupid squirrels.
And why was the white allele selected against?
*the below is not meant to be racists in any way*
Hunters became color-blind. And shot only white squirrels.
A…racist virus developed. Against WHITE squirrels
A…Lincoln squirrel appeared, swore to free the grey squirrels and then…
*the above is not meant to be racist in any way*
Glad we got that straight. Other than the completely useless dominant allele present in 40%.
Simin on Seme-Uke Quiz: It’s just another quiz.
YAY THERE IS actually sound. And yes she is beautiful.
Debate preparations are fun.
Galen: What YOU Have to do, Shreyas, is after they’ve sold the product for a hundre bucks, you have to convince them they owe you money.
From one scammer to another…
How the Israelites won:
Jew 1: Hey, it’s the Syrian Air Force!
Jew 2: Oh…hmm those planes look familiar…
Jew 1: Of course. Remember that deal last week?
Jew 2: Oh, right. Hey, you remembered to replace those parts, right?
Jew 1: Nope. (Beat) I removed them.
Randomly shouting in a Chinese accent is amusing to some. Done right.
Peng Seng’s face when watchingHyunA’s Bubble Pop DH’s serious business proposal=priceless
Mr. Loo: HEY EVERYONE QUIET ME AND SHREYAS ARE DISCUSSING BUSINESS HERE
Class: LMAO
Mr. Loo: Hey Peng Seng you look stressed. Are you very stressed?
Class: No man he just had stress reliever
Wish Mr. Loo good luck in the Korean hair salon? :D
Mentoring with tarts :D.
A happy man I am.
Ji-hyun: DH PAY ME $2!
DH: OKOK! *slaps her hand* My hi-5 is worth $10, so now you owe me $8! GImme change! *slaps again* $18 now!
Ji-hyun: *throws mini-tantrum* gimme the money!
DH: OKOK, go out of the class for a while *takes his wallet and hides the money* YOU CAN COME IN NOW
Ji-hyun: So where’s my two dollars?
DH: Oh, I’m sorry! I ain’t got no money! I’m broke!
Ji-hyun: NO you must have hidden it in a pocket or something…
DH: Serious! *Pulls out side pockets* Nothing in there!
And then, instead of pushing for the money she…conveniently forgets about everything. Conveniently for DH.
Somehow DH got high marks for the nearly-month late practical. Granted it was entirely the fault of a certain continent, but still…
Mr. Soh: And now…we’ll use DH and Ansel, my favourite examples…if you were 0.1% different, you’d be just like DH!
One leaves with the impression of whether to consider this a disaster or not.
Bah Shutupid assignment. With shtupid graphs and stupid squirrels.
And why was the white allele selected against?
*the below is not meant to be racists in any way*
Hunters became color-blind. And shot only white squirrels.
A…racist virus developed. Against WHITE squirrels
A…Lincoln squirrel appeared, swore to free the grey squirrels and then…
*the above is not meant to be racist in any way*
Glad we got that straight. Other than the completely useless dominant allele present in 40%.
Simin on Seme-Uke Quiz: It’s just another quiz.
YAY THERE IS actually sound. And yes she is beautiful.
Debate preparations are fun.
Galen: What YOU Have to do, Shreyas, is after they’ve sold the product for a hundre bucks, you have to convince them they owe you money.
From one scammer to another…
How the Israelites won:
Jew 1: Hey, it’s the Syrian Air Force!
Jew 2: Oh…hmm those planes look familiar…
Jew 1: Of course. Remember that deal last week?
Jew 2: Oh, right. Hey, you remembered to replace those parts, right?
Jew 1: Nope. (Beat) I removed them.
Randomly shouting in a Chinese accent is amusing to some. Done right.
Peng Seng’s face when watching
Mr. Loo: HEY EVERYONE QUIET ME AND SHREYAS ARE DISCUSSING BUSINESS HERE
Class: LMAO
Mr. Loo: Hey Peng Seng you look stressed. Are you very stressed?
Class: No man he just had stress reliever
Wish Mr. Loo good luck in the Korean hair salon? :D
Burning in the Skies
Just the first day back.
Somehow after two weeks of holiday, it feels so right to be back at school. I suggest we break our holidays into two weeks each over the year. Just enough time for me not the get tired of either life.
*and just enough time for our teachers to decide that it’s the perfect time for us to finish up dozens of project so…maybe not, huh*
Yep. Quite right too.
According to Mr. Loo we’re a little slow. Oh dear.
And I managed to hand up a severely rushed Math Journal :D. Hopes I don’t fail utterly or something. :P After all, selling your soul for a pineapple tart is all well and all, but still…
Shit TWO Bio mindmaps for TWO topics. I’m going to throw myself off proverbial cliffs anytime soon.
*On slide*
Complete Dominance (Yep maybe this sounds just the littlest bit wrong): Pea Plants
Incomplete Dominance: Red Flower, Pink Flower, White Flower
Co-dominance: Dual-colored Flower, Large-assed horse, spotted cow
Cyrus: So…Flower+Cow=Horse? :D
Us and our antagonistic blood.
Dr. Low: When Simin who is Blood Type B donates blood to Galen who is Blood Type A, he will produce antibodies that ATTACK THEBLOOD ANDDESTROYS IT.
Galen: YEA HARR
Ok Yea aggressive Future SC President too. Probably god sign.
Lethal Genes: If the homozygous genotype of the lethal gene is expressed the cat spontaneously aborts.
Galen: …POOF
OMG Huntington’s disease so evulz.
Huntington’s disease: HEHEH I’ll wait till he has children and then BOOMSHACKALAKA
At least Tay Sach’s has te good will to kill of these undesirables.
*hang on…*
OK YES maybe good doesn’t connect with KILL THEM ALL OFF AT 4 BWAHAHAHAH but it’s…all for da greater good? :D
Spontaneousity: What happens when a teacher dismisses an orderly class
Chinese.
And it goes on and on and on and on…
Till people are made to take the seme uke quiz as forced by Claire.
OK. Maybe just a very intimidated, philandering DH.
And the…ROMANTIC JIT? :O
Who knew photo-taking with a couple of other hundred people would be so tiring.
*wait…*
Somehow after two weeks of holiday, it feels so right to be back at school. I suggest we break our holidays into two weeks each over the year. Just enough time for me not the get tired of either life.
*and just enough time for our teachers to decide that it’s the perfect time for us to finish up dozens of project so…maybe not, huh*
Yep. Quite right too.
According to Mr. Loo we’re a little slow. Oh dear.
And I managed to hand up a severely rushed Math Journal :D. Hopes I don’t fail utterly or something. :P After all, selling your soul for a pineapple tart is all well and all, but still…
Shit TWO Bio mindmaps for TWO topics. I’m going to throw myself off proverbial cliffs anytime soon.
*On slide*
Complete Dominance (Yep maybe this sounds just the littlest bit wrong): Pea Plants
Incomplete Dominance: Red Flower, Pink Flower, White Flower
Co-dominance: Dual-colored Flower, Large-assed horse, spotted cow
Cyrus: So…Flower+Cow=Horse? :D
Us and our antagonistic blood.
Dr. Low: When Simin who is Blood Type B donates blood to Galen who is Blood Type A, he will produce antibodies that ATTACK THEBLOOD ANDDESTROYS IT.
Galen: YEA HARR
Ok Yea aggressive Future SC President too. Probably god sign.
Lethal Genes: If the homozygous genotype of the lethal gene is expressed the cat spontaneously aborts.
Galen: …POOF
OMG Huntington’s disease so evulz.
Huntington’s disease: HEHEH I’ll wait till he has children and then BOOMSHACKALAKA
At least Tay Sach’s has te good will to kill of these undesirables.
*hang on…*
OK YES maybe good doesn’t connect with KILL THEM ALL OFF AT 4 BWAHAHAHAH but it’s…all for da greater good? :D
Spontaneousity: What happens when a teacher dismisses an orderly class
Chinese.
And it goes on and on and on and on…
Till people are made to take the seme uke quiz as forced by Claire.
OK. Maybe just a very intimidated, philandering DH.
And the…ROMANTIC JIT? :O
Who knew photo-taking with a couple of other hundred people would be so tiring.
*wait…*
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